Friday, February 11, 2011

Saubhik ke jemon dekhiyacchi (ba shuniyacchi) ... prothom kisti

Bharat sorkar podmo chhoracchori r list ber korle protibar i mon diye pore dekhi ar protibar i mon kharap hoi ...  protibha r kono kodor ki e pora deshe acche!! .. noile eibareo je Saubhik podmobibhishon goccher kicchu pelena ..  tar ki jukti hote pare ?(1) ...  sorkar gulo ki ar sadhe pore .. ahammok bolei theke theke acchar khai ... 

Morugge jak .. saubhik amader nobel i pabe .. sob byatar thotamukh bhnota korei pabe ... tokhon saubhiker nam e motamota boi berobe .. ar ami o ei phnake profile visit bariye niye blog e google ad cchapabo ..

Saubhiker katha prothom shuni Subhadeep er mukhe .. tokhon amra class nine e bodhoi ... subhadeep progressive namer ekta coaching center e porte jeto .. ekdin bollo .. "saubhik bole ekjoner sathe alap holo .. ki oshadharon cchele .. jemon rajputturer chehara temon i gyan-buddhi .. somosto subject e ki progarho dokhol ... ar kathabarta ki soresh ... ek kathai khasha jare koi !"..

Kodin bade rajabajar mini te chorecchi school e jabo bole ... dekhi ekta pyangla marka cchele amader dike elo ... khasha chuler bahar .. chosma r moddhe diye chokhduto chomkacche ... eshei subhadeep er sathe salmonella na ki  niye tumul alochona shuru kore dile .. mone holo etai saubhik .. kintu ami je pashe boshe ushkhush korcchi ta keu dekhcchei na .. tai jiggesh korar subidhe pelamna .. hothat shunlam .. she chokra subhadeep ke jiggesh korcche "accha sandipayan bole kauke chinis?" ... shune subhadeep khanik thomke gelo  .. shei sujoge ag bariye bollam .. "omon namer kauke pawa shokto ..  kacchakacchi r moddhe ami acchi .. amar nam sandip aine .. aine ta podobi".. she shune saubhik to ekgal heshe "are tai to bhabi .. uttorayan - dokshinayan shunecchi .. sandipayan ta abar ki bostu .. she jak ...  ami saubhik ghosh ... namer banan dontyo sho diye shuru" (2) ... bolei gombhir mukhe abar shei magnetospirillam na ki byang niye kishob shokto katha bolte lagle ... ami to tho ..

Erpore besh kodin saubhik sombondhe khoborakhobor sob i subhadeep er theke pawa ... tarmoddhe besh khanikta saubhik er porashunor dokkhota sombondhe .. o koto bhalo onko kore .. koto bhalo ingreji lekhe ityadi .. jegulo sotti holeo temon uttejok noi .. uttejok bhagta prem jorito ..

Tokhon bajare ekta probol premer hawa ... loke paka bel er moto tuptap prem e porchhe .. mobile phone ki internet tokhono asheni .. phole bonkimi kaida r prempotro r cchoracchori .. adhunikotar beshirbhagtai kagojer rong e .. golapi akashi ityadi  ... amar moto jara 4ft by 4ft cheharar ar gayer rong e jellai kak lojja pai .. tader je keu patta deina sheta bola bahulyo (bel pakle kaker je kicchu noi .. sheto sorboibo sotyo) .. kintu bakider sargaram byapar .. ar saubhik er opor to premer chot marattok ...

Ja jana gelo tate saubhik ke dekhlei meyera topatop humri khacche .. tader ar dhore rakha jacchena ... prai marilyn monroe r punglingo bhab .. bisheshoto shei progressive coaching e je 20-22 jon meye porto (subhadeeper bornona onujayi jader protyekkei prai madhuri dixit er moto dekhte) ... tara ghontai dubar kore saubhik ke propose korcche ... kintu saubhiker bhobi bholbar noi .. o je jonomot nirbisheshe sobaikei "NA" bolcche tai shudhu noi .. tara jotoi gopone prem nibedon koruk .. saubhik er protyakkhan sorbosomokkhe ebong sojore .. bodhkori bakider nirosto korte .. kintu tate proposal er rate kicchu komcchena borong saubhiker golar dosha shochoniyo .. edike progressiver baki ccheleder moddheo halka bidrohi bhab (ekjoner opore sob meyer nojor hole jai hoi r ki)... sob miliye ochirei je saubhiker bodyguard cchara berono dushkor hobe she byapare subhadeep nissondeho ..

Ta ei premer abohawa eratei saubhikta amader dole jutlo kina ta ar mone porena .. kintu kodiner moddhei saubhik niyomito subhadeepder bari asha shuru korlo .. ar amra dher bondhu hoye gelam ...saubhik er chorom protibhar jetuku ami dekhecchi .. ta ei somoi thekei shuru ...

(1) Saubhik je ajonmo shudhu oasadhyoi sadhon kore esecche .. je 15 bocchor boyeshe bharat sorkarer chokranto fnash korecche .. 16 bocchore kolkatar kukhyato doshyuder badha diye cchuri kheyecche ... 17 te rajdhani express chaliyecche ... 18 te .. dhur ..  katha bariye ar labh ki .. saubhik er  kajkommo ami ja jani tatei 19 ta nobel hoi .. ja janina tar katha ar ki iba boli ...

(2) Kodin bade saubhik janiyecchilo  .. "onekei saubhik banan kore talobyo sho diye .. subho r sathe kicchu jog acche bhebe ... kintu saubhik mane asole jadukor ... bananta dontyo sho diye shuru " ... jadukor je tate ar sondeho ki ... aro besh kodin pore sukumar sen er lekhai porechilam .. chhou nacch er bhalo nam naki saubhik nrityo .. erpor theke jotobari cchou nacch dekhecchi (mane puro noi .. pagol naki .. oi du ekta mukhosh tukhosh)  ter hoyecche byapartar moddhe saubhik markai ekta jomkalo bhab .. saubhik nrityo bolai jai ... obishyi saubhik keu ador kore "cchou" bole dake kina janina .. 

5 comments:

Pandora's Box said...

Simply brilliant..HOTOCHCHHARA!!

Anonymous said...

Banglai likhle plz.. bangla font e lekho -ronie

Anonymous said...

asadharan!

Dr Ayanava Basu said...

ja ta to!

Dr Ayanava Basu said...

ja ta to!