Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Saubhik o Netaji (Saubhik ke jemon dekhiyachhi ... dwitiyo kisti)

Saubhiker byapare kicchu bolte jawa dushkor noi .. nitantoi osombhob (1) ... prothom kistita pore dekhlam ..  sompurno hotash lekha .. tai ei kodin ar chap ni ini .. kintu aste aste ter pacchi ..  eto swabhabik .. ondher hostibornon ar kotoi ba sudrishyo hobe ... kintu tao chesta korte khoti ki (2) .. chhotobelai dabakhelai subhadeep er bore montri hoye jacche dekhle nijer borer chalgulo jore jore ditam .. jodi ek ghorer ektu beshi jai ... jaini konodin .. loke hashahasi i korecche .. tobu to chesta ..  ar chal aste dileo je oi ekghor i jeto tao to thik ... etao sheirom i .. ar lekha joto okhadyoi hok .. keu keu je ei ojuhate abar saubhiker goppogulo mone korbe .. ar dher khushi pabe (jemon ami pacchi) .. shetai ki kom ... tai dwitiyo kisti o ..

Prothom kodin saubhiker sathe bondhutto korar furtite or protibhar thik totota andaj paini ... dhakkata laglo 96 er shurute ... ekdin adda marar fnake saubhik hothat bollo .. "achha ei netaji r byaparta niye toder ki boktobyo ?"... amra to le halua .. boktobyo abar ki .. netaji bhalo lok ... kishob kishob jeno korecchen .. jai hind .. tomra amake rokto dao .. jonmodine cchuti hoi .. besh byapar .. kintu tai niye abar boktobyo hoi naki ? amra edik-odik chaicchi dekhe saubhik ar thakte parlo na ... buke khanikta dom bhore (ar keu dom nile bojha jai kina kheyal korini .. kintu saubhik kicchu bolar age dom nile bukta dhonuker moto dekhato ... phole sohojei ter pawa jeto) bolle .. "ei je nirlojjo shorojontro ... eibhabe ekta lokke nischinho kora .. prapyo morjada na dewa ... eta ki cholte debo bhabcchis?" .. amra to puro shukto mere gelam .. fit hoi hoi .. dosha dekhe saubhiker bodhoi ektu mayai holo ... bujhiye bolle "ei byaparta niye besh kodin bhabcchi ... amar dadu netajir bondhu cchilen ... amar kacche she somoi er onek chithipotro acche .. ar amio khanik research kore kicchu jinish jenecchi .. eibar shob chokranto phnash korbo" ... ki r boli .. dadu r byaparta sohoj e dhora gecche ..  swabhabik ..  netaji bose, saubhikra ghosh ..  bondhutto hotei pare .. kintu bakitar ki mane? ..

Totokkhone aro alokprapti .. saubhik janalo o ekta khata baniyecche jekhane esob likhe rekhecche ... ochirei amra sheta dekhte pabo ... eo janalo je bakira eishob byaparshyapar niye kicchu na korleo saubhik omon merudondohiner (amaderi hyata dile kine ke jane .. tokhon bojhar obosthai nei) moto chup kore thakbena ... bihit ekta korbei ...

Eishob bole to sediner moto babu kete porlen ... ammo prothom dhakkata katiye uthe ektu chokh mele dekhi .. are sotti i !.. netaji byaparta to besh ghoniye uthecche ... kaktaliyo bhabe seta netajir jonmo shotoborsho ... ekhon keu jonmale ar prithibi dhongsho na hole jonmo shotoborsho to asbei .. amar apnar  khetreo ta onibarjo..  kintu boro boro lokeder jonmo shotoborsho hole khub hoi hoi korte hoy ... phul mala gangajol .. ekhetreo dekhlam sherom i .. romroma bajar..

Tobe netaji khanik controversial kina ... tai jhamelao kom hocchena .. jemon bharot sorkar netaji ke bharat rotno debo debo korcchilo (bharat rotno bhari bhalo jinish .. dite kono khorcha nei .. r keu pele tar parar lok ityadi ra khub khushi hoi .. sorkar ke vote dei)  ..  kintu tate hajar somoshya ... prothomoto bharat rotno ta ki moronottor dewa hobe naki emni i ... moronottor dilei loke tnuti chepe dhorbe .. byatara nirghat age thekei jane .. utlodike moronottor na dileo loke bolbe taile ora jane netaji bneche acchen ebong kothai acchen .. otoeb ... ta she somoshya jodi ba question mark diye metano jeto .. bangali kortara byapartai mote khushi non ... keu bolcche onek deri hoye gecche .. eddin bade bharatrotno dewa ta ekdhoroner opoman i (aha eirom buddhi jodi amar paonadarder hoto .. taile purono dhargulor ar chinta thaktona ..) ... keu aro ek kathi egiye .. tader boktobyo netaji ekjon oitihashik choritro (orthat itihash boite nam pawa jai) .. take bharatrotno debar katha bhabai hasyokor .. tobe ki ebar amra akbar, ashok ki goutam buddha keo bharatrotno debo naki ... illi peyeccho ??.. eishob nanan karone bharat sorkar to khanik dome gecche ..  bharatrotno r byaparta egocchena ..

Poschimbongo sorkar o kom jaina ...  emnite proti 23she january ekta cinema (oi subhasher cchotobela na ki jeno .. jate keu ekjon khub mishti golai "ekbar bidai de ma" gan), duto mala diyei kaj mete .. kintu shotoborshe tara porikolponar churanto dekhiyecche .. sorkar theke sob barite alo diye sajabar nirdesh dewa hoyecche .. ki karon janina ... netajir boyesh hoyecche ... ghore firte chaile jodi poth na chinte paren .. tai alo diye poth dekhano bodhoi (3) ...  jak she bhalo ... khoti kicchu nei .. moter opor cesc r ektu labh ..

Edike protidin kagoj e gorom gorom bibriti o berocche .. udahoronswourp ..

jyoti basu -- "Netajike bujhte na para amader pragoitihashik bhul !"

biman bose -- "dekhun ami ei byapare hut kore kicchu bolte parbona .. amader party gonotantrik .. samner mashe politburor meeitng acche .. sekhane netaji niye alochona hobe .. netaji kothai acchen ki korecchen .. thik korecchen ki bhul korecchen .. adou netaji bole keu chilen kina ... naki purotai samrajyobadi chokranto ... ityadi somosto bishoyei sekhane siddhanto hobe .. tatei sob joler moto porishkar hoye jabe ..  bakira jeno tar age ei sombondhe kicchu na bolen ba lekhen ba bhaben .."

mamata banerjee --"ora subhaske merecche .. ora gandhike merecche ... ora indira ke merecche .. ora rajib ke merecche .. ora amakeo marte chai .. kintu manush acche .. manush ta manbena" (4)..

somen mitra -- "amar elakar lokera chirokali subhashke khub bhalobashe .. ajo tar kono bodol nei ..  ami subhashke onurodh korbo jokhon firben tokhon sealda diyei ashun .. emniteo plane e shudhu shudhu accident er gujob.. train onek bhalo ...  amar elakar taxiolara oke sosommane bhabanipore poucche debe .. line e dnarate hobena .. ferar pothe nijer statue ta ekbar dekheo neben ..."

forward bloc er keu .. "subhash amader kacche" ... (5)

Jai hok .. background bojhate dher baje katha holo ... abar saubhik e firi .. she to ekdin bihit korbe bole tarpor puro chup ..  amra toddine kagoj-tagoj pore ekdom togboge hoye gecchi .. chepe dhorlam ....  netajir byaparta ektu kholsha na hole to hocchena ... amra je othoi jole .. kintu saubhik ke raji korano ki soja .. onek sadhyosadhonar pore saubhik janalo je thik acche .. amader moner ondhokar khanik katanote o sommoto ...

Kodin bade saubhik amader or khatar kicchu ongsho pore shonalo ... she je ki jinish .... obangmanoshgochor ..  amar dharonai kono manusher jibon sombondhe tothyo ahoroner she ek sreshto udahoron ... tate netaji ki khan .. ki poren ... cha ye ko chamoch chini ... bathroom e khambaj gaite komol ni byabohar koren kina ... kathakali nach dekhle mone kemon bhabodoi hoi .. eishob to acchei ... aro koto je oshadharon katha jana gelo ta obornoniyo ... du ekta ja mone acche ...

 -- netaji je ke ics porikkhai 4th banano hoyecchilo sheta nitantoi jaliyati ...  prothom tinjoner nam jothakrome  Elis A. Q. , Jalaluddin. M.A. ar Holmes S.(6) .. songoto karonei probol chesta swotteo eder uttorpotro jogar kora sombhob hoini ... oboshyo netaji er chorom sodh tulecchilen .. afghanisthan diye chhodmobeshe palanor somoi uni Jalaluddin M. A. nam nen .. thatta ta ter peye britishder ja hal .. sadhe ki bayatder nak oto lal .. etobar jhamaghosha kheyecche ..

-- kadam kadam barhaye ja ganti ashole ekta sroddhargho ... jugmobhabe betophen ar fourier er uddyeshye .. betophen er 9th symphonyr moulik sonkhyok notegulor frequency ke dubar fourier transform korle je surta dnarai shetai kadam kadam barhaye ja ...

-- mohilader proti  netajir goinadaner udatto ahbane je shudhu desh-bidesher bharotiya-rai nijeder bhushon tyag korecchilen ta noi .. shei daker latin onubad shune rajendrani mary etoi apluto hoyecchilen je king george ke lukiye kohinoor hire ti dakjoge netaji ke pathan ... mukute jeta roilo sheta bagri marketer mal .. dam 4 taka 9 ana .. ei khoborta janajani hobar pholei naki britainer dwitiyo bishwojuddhe mon dewa ... chabmerlain er poton ebong churchiler utthan .. ar eki karone netaji r picchone eto shoinyo shamonto ..

-- japanider kacche netajir tumul jonopriyotar mul karon duti .. ek netajir nijoshwo shnutki maccher recipe .. jate uni sushir swader sathe jirephoroner ek onobodyo melbondhon korecchilen ..  dui netajir abiskhrito ostro "marodiki"  ... jar prerona peyecchilen bornio r blowpipe ebong khnati bangali gulti r theke ... dwitiyo bishwajuddher shurute ei ostrer sahajye ekta 10 joner japani division dine prai 6 hajar allied shoinyo marcchilo ... mitroshokti r sob desh i jinishta copy korte chesta korecche .. kintu keu i er critical velocity ta ber korte parenni  .. edike kodiner moddhei subhasher sathe japani authority r khitimiti lege jabar phole japanirao er punorbyabohar korte pareni ...  phol to sobai jane ..

Sob tothyoi je netajir gun sombondhio temon noi .. jerom jana gelo je "tomra amake rokto dao .. ityadi" slogan ta ekdom i plagiarism ... 1450 shal nagad romania i vlad namok raja deshbashir kacche eki ahban janan (7) ... oboshyo eta netajir itihash bidyar nojir boleo bola jete pare .. tokhono wikipedia asheni kina ...

Saubhik aro bollo je "netajir plane crash mara jabar goppota shudhu mithyei noi ottonto hothokari ebong hasyokor mithye ... karon netaji sare 5 bochcor boyesh thekei bayu-kumbhak jog e siddho cchilen ..   uni jotokkhon khushi hawai bheshe thakte parten ... 1904 sale amritabajar portikai "Flying Wonder of Cuttack" bole reportta je netaji ke niyei lekha eto sobai jane ... oboshyo lekhok ektu barabari korecchilo .. karon netaji urtenna sudhu bhasten" ...

Erpor ektu dom niye or bikhyato hashita (8) diye bolle "netajike marar shorojontro kibhabe hoi .. ebong ke kore sob i jani ... shorjontrokarir nam mohandas ... duniyar somosto ramcchagol jake mahatma bole dake" ...

Totokkhone amra chomke charulata ... chokh bisfarito .. heartbeat thomthome .... ar seshbelai je atom bom ta felle tar to kathai nei .... adhghontatak pore sombit firte dekhi saubhik totokkhone khatapottor gutiye felecche .. ar mon diye abar kishob virus/bacteria niye katha bolcche ... tokhon jotoi jiggesh kori je ei byaparta ektu kholsha korle hoina .. ki janli kibhabe janli ... uttore shei hashi .. seshmesh bolle .. "ek-du din sobut koro ...  age kotokgulo kaj sarte hobe" .. bolei bepatta ... 

Erpore du-tin hopta saubhiker dekhai pawa gelo na ... edike amader to dom bondho obostha .. eirom ekta khobor peter moddhe chepe boshe acchi ... emni i amar bhuri acche bole bodnam .. sheta to phule parachute .. loke pregnant bhabcche ... kauke kicchu bolteo parcchina .. saubhiker kacche nahoi okatyo sob proman acche .. amra esob bolle nigghat gono-kyal ... thik kora holo kicchu kore cchnora ke dhortei hobe.. ei tension niye ar thaka jacchena ... sutorang phone, saubhiker barite hana ..  eishob nanan chesta chollo ..  kintu kothai ki ..  sob i fokka ...

Sesh obdi jokkhon patta pelam .. tokhon to ei niye kicchu boltei chaina .. onek chapachapi r por bolle .. "dnarao tobe" .. bolei pocket theke ekta kagoj ber kore kishob du-charte katha likle .. edik odik kota dag katle  .. tarpor kagojta amader hate diye bolle .. "eita poro tailei ter pabe" ...

Amra to uttejonai osthir .. kintu ki she ki .. she kagoje dekhlam bhoyanok mon diye bhagat singher goppo lekha ... tar i seshe dekha gelo je bhagat singh er jokhon fnashi hobo hobo .. tokhon dher lok mahatma gandhike bolecchilen je uni jeno borolat ke onurodh koren fnashita rod kore dite ... kintu ki ekta karone gandhi sherom kissu korenni .. phole somoi moto bhagat singher fnashi hoye jai ... tar opor ei phnashi niye gandhi ektuo dukkhoprokash to koren i ni .. borong nam-prokashe-onicchuk ek asrambashir katha onujayi shedin uni khasha mejaje cchilen ...  nehat dnat cchilona .. noile hashi chapa shokto hoto .. emon ki rate ghor theke khanik gungun ganer awaj pawa jacchilo ..

Pora sesh hotei saubhik ekebare QED marka ek hashi dilo .. bojho thyala !.. kichchhuti dhorte parlam na .. gandhi khub kharap lok proman hisebe eta hoito jothesto .. kintu netajir biruddhe shorojontro ki kore bojha gelo? ... tobe ki bhagat singh i netaji ?.. matha tatha guliye ekakar ... edike saubhik omon hashle bishesh proshno o kora jaina .. keiba nijeke hnada proman korte utola ...

Sesh obdi ar thaka gelona .. proshnota korei fellam ... saubhik khub i hotash holo ... bollo ... "nah .. toder diye ar holona ... jotota bola jai  ami bolecchi .. ar bolle tar phol je ki hobe sheita jodi andaj kortis taile faltu jiggesh kortisna ... apatoto eitukui jan je kaj cholcche .. sotti samne asbei .. ar ekhono jodi sorkar doshider dhakar chesta kore .. taile ami saubhik ghosh bole rakhcchi tar phol ora bhugbe" ...  bas katha sesh ...  

Erpore saubhik thik ki ki korlo ta ar dhorte parini ... konodin jodi saubhik nije kholsha kore lekhe ba bole tobei jana jabe .. jodio tar asha kom .. chhokra osombhob binoyi ar lajuk kina ... she jak bhitorer khobor na janleo baire theke ja dekhte pelam tar pholaphol bharater itihashe sudurprosari ...

Kodiner moddhei ja ja holo bole dekhlam ...

-- totkalin sorkarta ar dumash o tiklona .. je narasimha rao ke babri kando norate pareni .. sangshod ghush kelenkari jar tak er ujjolota ke molin koreni .. shei bhodroloker sorkar r rajnoitik jibon dui i ek dhakkai maya hoye gelo  ..

-- porer sorkar er dosha aro sochoniyo .. tara bodhoi shurutei saubhik ke chotiyecchilo .. phole gonotantrik itihasher record time e mukh thubrolo .. ke ekjon likhecchilen je tini bajpayee ke phone kore congrats bolate bajpayee dhonyo obdi bolte perecchilen .. tarimoddhe sorkar pore gelo .. bad ta tai bad i roilo ..  

-- basuder proti onachar bondher tagide saubhiker ei proyasher pholei bodhoi arek basu tonoy prai prodhanmotri hobo hobo holen .. kintu bongobashir bhagyo okorun .. ar itihash er punorabrittir probonota marattok .. tai aro bhul  ... aro ek basu ektu r jonye dilli jete parlenna .. niyoti nirdoya ..

-- ei somoi i bharat sorkar theke netajir upor ekta purnango boi cchapar nirdesh beriyecchilo .. eta oboshyo tokhon jantamna .. kodin age times of india pore janlam  .. sheta saubhiker khatatai kina janina .. ba erom o hote pare je sheta sorasori cchapale hoito tritiyo biswajuddho atkano jabe na ... she jai hok ... shei times of india tei beriyecche agami ek-dusho bocchorer moddhei shei boi beriye jabe ...  jara ochirei suicide korben bhabcchen tader proti onurodh ektu dhorijo dhorun .. morben to botei .. kintu netajir byaparta jene morai ki bhalo noi !  ..




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Punoscho A ::  Ei lekhai saubhik cchara ar je je mohan loker proti osomman dekhano hoyecche ta puroi uddeshyopronodito .. uddeshyo jante hole rabindrather "haui o taroka" sirshok kobita prothom du line porun .. saubhikke puro morjada na dite para okkhomotajonito .. she to agei likhecchi ...   

Punoscho B :: Keu keu bhabte paren ja likhecchi shob i  dhopbaji .. tader bolbo bihswasher jor baran ..  noile bhugben ... obishwashyo mone holeo onek kicchui sotti hoi ... temon proyojon hole amar torof theke sakkhi hishebe subhadeep chattopadhyay bole ekjon dnaraben bole asha kori .. saubhik to acchei ... ar netajir opore saubhik er kaj jodi obishwash koren to nicher cchobi dekhun .. ashakori QED hoyecche .. oboshyo apnara jodi netajir bishoye anita basu r thekeo beshi janen tobe amar kicchu bolar nei (cchobita saubhiker facebook prfile theke jharlam bodhoi o kicchu mone korbena) ...


Saubhik o Netaji Konya
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(1)  Don ko pakarna ...hu hu ajkal ami film buff ..

(2)  Ke ekta bolecchilo rabindranath er mulyo sothik bujhte hole arekjon rabindranath chai .. shei juktite dekhle saubhik ke bornona korar ashai ccharte hoi .. karon arekta rabindranath er sombhabona oti kheen holeo shunyadhik .. kintu arekta saubhik !! ... no sir ... saubhik ek .. ebong ekmatro ..
 
(3) Bolle keu biswash korbena kintu kodin age `Tangled` bole ekta cinemai ekdom ei concepttai dekhlam .. sadhe ki bole art imitates life ...

(4) Ei boktobyo thekei je potoborti kaler bikhyato tothyochitro 'ora kara? -r sutropat ta sondehatit ...

(5) Forward bloc, rsp eishob partyder jonye dan-bam kono kagoj i tinte r beshi shobdo khorcha korena .. ashapurna devi r omogh bhashai oder status "half jhi .. half paposh" ...

(6) Jara ekhono dhorte parenni ghabraben na .. amrao tokhon bujhini (ek Holmes. S ta cchara) ... saubhik i bujhiyecchilo .. Elis. A. Q --> Queen Elizabeth, Jalaluddin M. A --> Jalaluddin Mohammad Akbar ... saubhik cchara ek Sherlock Holmes i dhorte parto .. tai ghush hisebe third position ..

(7) Ei vlad er puro nam vlad dracul ... onekei mone koren je ini i draculader prothompurush .. sondeho thakle wikipedia r smoron nin ..

(8) Saubhiker hashir byaparta age bolini bodhoi ...  amar chormochokkhe dekha cheshire cat er closest approximation ... ja dekhle pocketmar otikoshte jhara purse bari boye ferot diye jai .. einstein bujhte pare relativity nitantoi chelemanushi ....