Saubhik o Poriborton (Saubhikke jemon dekhiyachi .. ponchom kisti)

E lekhata lekhar konorokom icche amar chilona .. kintu goto du hopta dhore bangla/ingriji kagoj er protibedon .. tv channel er bisleshon ... facebook/orkuter gyangorbho alochona ... choto boro pathyo opathyo sob kichhu pore pore ami klanto, khubdho, bitosroddho, hotash ...  ki byapar bolun to? .. kalighate kolotan .. alimuddine pindodan  ... bameder oudhotyo .. mamatar adhipotyo ... e kochkochi ki jothesto hoini? ..  ar bitonda? ... mamata dan na oti bam .. buddho pagol na buro bham ... ma-mati r mega-joi ki sanksirtik obokkhoi naki  ashonno mohaproloy ... patar por pata cholche to cholchei .. kintu sotti koi ? saubhik koi ? .. ei je marattok palabodol .. e ki saubhik byatito sombhob?  tobe se katha ke bolbe ? kobe ?(1)

Keu jodi nai bolen ... prokhyato oitihashik ar chintabid ra jodi nijeder gojodontominar theke namte na chan ... (o)sadharon manusher itihash ke obogga koren ... tobe ei odhomkei likhte hoi ...

Ar ei poth to saubhik i dekhiyeche ... o jokhon or glittering research career(2) helai tyag kore journalisme mon dilo ... tokhon bolechilo .. "sumanda (suman chattopadhyay) amar pithe hat rekhe bollen ... saubhik .. e nongramir bajare manushke sotyi katha jananor boro dorkar re" .. aj amaro eki  boktobyo ... ei collective amnesia dekheo jodi chup kore thaki ... taile eddin brithai sabhiker sanidhyo pelam ..  tai chakri jai to jak .. na jonmano sontaner bhobishyot biponno hoi to hok ... aj ami itihash rochoyita ...     

11 bochhor ager katha ... 2000 sal ...  

Tokhon amra sobe sobe jadavpure dhukechi .. ar saubhik  presidencyte .. dekha sakkhat puropuri bondho ... saubhik ke jarpornai miss kori ...  kintu ki ar kora ...  saubhik boro hoye gecche .. onek byastota ...

Tobe edik odik khobor petam ... saubhik jake bole presidency mat kore dicche ... chancellor theke chaprashi ... gnatu gold medalist theke felu drug addict ... sobai mohit .. sobar mukhe shudhu ektai nam ... shune khushi hoii ...  khanik hingsheo hoi ... ebhabei din jai ...

Ermodhye ekdin subhadeep bollo, "janis marattok kando .. presi te udum jhamela cholche ... saubhik kishob vote e dnariyechilo ... president na ki ekta hobe ... tarpor khub gondogol hoyeche .. mardanga .. bhangchur .. chnora bneche ki more kono hodish nei" ... bollam, "she ki? jokhom tokhom hoyeche naki?" .. emnite sadharon gundabajite saubhiker je kichhu hobar noi she bhaloi jani ... tobu chinta to hoi .. subhadeep bollo, "na seshob kono khobor nei .. saubhik sompurno bepatta" .. tarpor bollo .. "arekta ajob byapar .. shunlam saubhik naki ekkhana matro vote peyecche" .. eibar puroi ghnete gelam .. saubhiker ja jonopriyota tate protipokkher ektao vote pawai aschorjer bishoi hoto ... saubhik ekta matro vote ki kore pete pare!! ..

Bohubar saubhik ke phone korar chesta holo ..  o kokhonoi bari nei .. kokhon asbe keu janena ... beshi katha jigyesh-o kora jacchena .. ora koddur ki janen to janina ... edike mone proshner pahar ...  saubhik kothai? ki hal? hotat vote e dnaralo keno? kon partyr hoye dnaralo? kara marpit korlo? .. kichui to janina ... presite subhadeeper kicchu chena lokjon chhilo .. tader sobaikeo phone kora holo .. kintu keu i kono soduttor dilena .. amra je timire shei timire ..

Dudin bader katha .. sedin bodhoi shonibar .. sokale adda dicchi ... hothat megh na chaite sunami! .. dekhi saubhik esechhe ... mukhta khub serious .. chowal shokto ...naker pata phola .. kopaler shira phola ... bujhlam byapar gurutoro ... 

Mone hajar proshno chilo .. kintu jigyesh korar kono sujog pelam na ..  saubhik dhukei prochondo  ekta thomthome golai bollo. "toder janiye rakhi ... gotokal sokale ekta ghotona ghoteche ... sfi r gundara tader nokkarjonok byaboharer jonye ekti cheler kacche nisworto khoma chaite badhyo hoyeche" .. bole halka bhrukuti kore ekta juddhong dehi bhab niye dnariye roilo ... amaderi du gha debe bodhoi  ..

Bhoye bhoye bollam.. "ektu khule bol na ... noile to kicchhuti dhorte parchhina " .. tate saubhik ja bolle ta sonkhepe eirom ... presidencyte sfi ar ke ke jeno onekdin dhorei chhori ghoracche .. kono kajer kaj korena .. khali gundami ar noshtami ... edike sob kichu oder kobjai .. phole presir ghor obonoti hocche ...

Ekhon saubhik giye porai oder hoyeche mushkil... saubhiker kacche to ar eisob pnyeaji cholena .. borong saubhiker birodhitai oder sadher dhandabaji bondho hobo hobo .. tai saubhikke atkate ora ja noi tai kore beracche .. eibar election-e saubhik nijer i ekta dol baniye vote-e dnariyechilo (doler namta mone nei .. nagorik naxal ba oidhoroner kicchu) ...  swobhabotoi or joi nischit .. kintu sfi er chnai ra ki ar emni chhere debe! ... phole bedhorok maramari .. bomabaji ..  chhatro-chhatrir kicchuke bhoi dekhiye aste deini .. bakider sotan haspatale pathiyeche ... phole voter somoi ektao lok chilona ... gundar dol nijera nijeder vote diyeche ...


Jigyesh korlam, "tokeo ki mereche naki?" ... saubhik amader dike ekta korunar hashi hashlo ... bollo, "cheyechilo .. marte parle to oder bhaloi hoto .. kintu ..", khanik thamlo .. tarpor, "ami thik korechilam ... ora ja chai koruk .. ami amar voteta debo .. dilam o ...  ar tatei..." .. abar khanik biroti ... tarpor odbhut ekta udash gola kore bollo .."dhor ekta ghore bohukal shudhu ondhokar .. alo dhokar sob rasta bondho ... ondhokare theke theke keu ar janeina alo bole kichu hoi ... krimikiter rajotto .. tader shashon .. tader shashani .. eromi chole ..." ... abar pause .. "tarpor ekdin hothat sob dorja janla churmar... ek muhurte sob alo ..." ei bole prai 3 minit chup .. amra to bhoye mukh khulchina .. kokhon ki befnash boli ar mood ta noshto hoi ... saubhik i abar dhorlo ..."oder sob shoitani sotteo ami jokhon vote ta dilam .. tokhon eiromi holo ..." ... "tarpor tarpor?" .. "tarpor ar ki ...  ora mere dhore shashiye bakider hotiyechilo .. kintu obhabe ki kichu atkai? .. borong bidroher indhon ... tai holo .. baki chele meye keu nei ...ami eka ...  tobu bidroho .. lab-e bidroho .. canteen-e libraryte ... table e chair e test tube e bidroho .. ora bhoi pelo..." ... "tarpor? tarpor?" .. "tarpor ... ki obostha tora bhabteo parbina .. kal sokale ... college dhukchhi .. dekhi jishnuda ... sfi er sobche boro chnai ... amai deke bollo, saubhik .. bujhte parini .. khub bhul hoye geche ... amra khoma chaichhi ..  bollam .. bhalo, tobe koto ar khoma pabe .. khomar o to shima ache .. tomader nirlojjotar moto oshim to noi .. bole beriye aschi ... pichon theke daklo ... ki modhumakha gola! ... saubhik .. ekta rofa korle hoina ... dhor jodi sayanke (sfi r president prarthi) soriye toke president kori ? .. ekta jodi jot... ar dhoirjo rakhte parlamna ... JISHNUDA! .. gorje uthlam ... MORJADAR KONO BHORTUKI HOINA :..."  saubhik thamlo .. dekhlam chokhduto dhikdhik jwolcche ... niswashe fnoshfnosh shobdo .. (3) 

Amader hal tokhon okohotobyo ... gaye kisob khub futchilo .. etokkhon kheyal korini .. ekhon bujhlam seta subhadeeper khara howa lom ... hate ki karone ekta dosh takar note pakacchilam ... dekhi uttejonai seta chnire kutikuti kore felechi ... subhadeep konokrome bollo ..."tarpor ki holo .. ki korbi? ..." saubhik totokkhone beronor jonye toiri .. dorjar kach theke bollo, "dekhi .. ektu bhabi .. kichu ekta korte hobe ... tobe oi je bollam .." sesh ki bollo ar shunte pelam na .. tokhon obostha bhalo na ...

Baki dinta ekrom dombondho uttejonai katlo ..  ar pnachta guruttopurno bishoyer moto politics-er byapareo amader oshamanyo ogyota (4) .. phole alo-ondhokar-krimikit-bidroho kichhu bujhte parini .. matha ghneteghute ekakar ... tobe saubhik bhabbe boleche ... etukui bhorsha ... dher din dekhechi saubhik bhable shokto shokto somoshya joler moto somadhan hoi ...pujor pandale ghurtam jokhon .. dekhtam samne ekta chair .. tate ekta sada baksho .. opore lekha "bonya durgotoder katha ektu bhabun" ... konodin patta di ina ..  sebar saubhik hothat ekta chair niye pashe boshe porlo .. gale hat ... jigyesh korlam, "ki re boshli je? .. paye byatha?" .. saubhik gombhir mukhe bollo, "na bhabchhi" .. tokhon bhebechi iyarki marche .. kintu tarpor thekei dekhi ar oi baksholagano chairgulo thakena .. apnarao kheyal kore dekhte paren .. ajkal ogulo mote dekha jaina ... ki bhebe je bonya durgotoder somoshya somadhan korlo ta janina .. janleo bujhbar khomota amader thorai acche ... kintu saubhik bhable kaj hoi, eta swotosiddho ...

Sedin rate ektuo ghum holo na ... ektu ghor elei  chokher samne dekhchi sari sari test tuber micchil .. backgrounde gumgum kore mike bajche .. "mojadar bhortuki nai .. bhortukihin morjada chai" ... totkhonat tondrabhongo .. gola shukiye khotkhote ... bichhana ghame chopchope ... bhor hote hap chere bnachlam ...

Pordin 11ta nagad saubhik elo ... chokh lal .. chul uskokhushko ... hate ektara kagoj ... kagojer tarata amader dike chnure bollo .. "pore dekh" .. dekhlam lekhata ingrijite .. "sneher pothbhroshto comradegon" bole shuru  ... ar tarpor ! ...ki r boli .. se je ki lekha .. bhashar ki gobhirota! ... tar tulonai ulysses sohojpath .. naipaul chetan bhagat ... ar bhab! .. marx, lenin, mao, trotsky, gandhi, tolstoy, nietshe sob makhomakho .. ekbhage mohenjadoro theke shuru kore aj obdir rajnoitik itihasher sar-dorpon ... onyo bhage agami sat lokkho bocchorer proyojoniyo kormokander nirdesh ... bisheshoto kommonoshtoder bhalo-mondo .. thik-bhul .. glasnost-perestroika .. sob niye ja ta  .. saharai shihoron jare koi ...

Puro lekhata pata ashteker chilo .. amra to dupata porei khabi kheye osthir .. mathai cyclone ... heart attack hoi hoi .. hal cchere dilam ... saubhik bollo, "bujhli kichu?" ... ki ar boli .. "hyan mane na mane oi .." .. saubhik bollo, "thak .. chap nishna .. eta toder jonye noi" .. amra bollam .. "eta ki shei jishnur jonye?.. o bujhbe?" saubhik ekta tacchilyer hashi heshe bollo, "jishnu? .. bujhbe? oi chunoputi! .. huh ..." tarpor abar, "dekhchis na ki cholche ... communismer name arotdari ... byatader gaye mathai shudhu med jomche .. thakbena .. "   

Chunoputite saubhiker utsaho nei .. phole kono raghob-bowaleri pran songshoi setuku bujhechilam ... kintu omon indropoton andaj korini ... khoborta pelam din satek bade ... kagojer headline .. "mukhyomontritto theke jyoti basur podotyag" ... sobai kirom shock peyecchilo she nischoi apnader nischoi mone acche ... jyoti basu podotyag korchen!! .. jyoti basu!?? ... jar jonopriyota ekmatro che guevarar sathe tuloniyo (5) ... jar nam nile prithibishuddhu sromojibi buke bol pai ... knacha jole lal rong dhore, khele mone hoi red wine ... jini mukh khulle pnujibadira thorthor kore knape .. clinton lukobar jonye skirter tola khnujte giye hillary monicai guliye fele ... windows dumadum crash kore (6) ...  jar katha bolte gele borora shudhu "khadyo andolon" obdi uccharon korte paren .. tarporei chokh jole bhore jai .. gola buje ashe ... shei jyoti basu ar mukhyomontri thakben na !! ...   eki sombhob!! .. prithibi dhongsher tobe ar baki ki roilo!! .. koto barite sedin hnari chorlona ... koto union ghor khali pore roilo .. tasher ashor jomlona ... kothin ishwor obishwashi kommonoshtorao bhogobaner kache prathona korte shuru korlo ... jyoti babu jeno fire ashen ..


Kintu swidhanto onor roilo .. amra to jani .. saubhik ja kore bhebei kore .. tar norchor nei ... oke phone korlam ... "ki kore ki korli? kake pathali lekhata? shei politburo (7) na ki bole.. sekhane? dilli gechili?" .. kintu saubhik ki kichu bole .. eke binoyi .. tai montroguptir shopoth niyechilo bodhoi .. phole speakty-not  ... amra bollam, "ebar tobe ki hobe? shunchhi buddhadeb kimba subhas chakkotti mukhyomontri hoben?"... amader to subhash ke pocchondo ..  ki sundor tupi poren .. tachara usha uthhup ke diye jini rabidnrasangeet record koran .. tar kache kichui osadhyo noi .. kintu saubhik bollo,"buddha mukhyomontri hobe" .. "keno? keno? subhash non keno? shunechi jyotibabur naki okei pocchondo".. saubhik bollo, "nah !!... budhhai hobe .. karon ache ..." tarpor ektu theme bollo, "ekhono jyotibabur pochondo niye chinta .. huh" ... bujhlam etao paka hoye geche ... shudhu ghoshonar opekkha ... jigyesh korlam .."ta tui ekhon ki korbi? kicchu ki sotyi bodol hobe?" .. saubhik subinoyi ..  "ami? ami ki korte pari?" bole ektu hashlo, tarpor "dekh bodlai kina ... 10 bocchor somoi pabe ..khanik guidance ..  tate na hole .." .. sediner moto katha sesh ..   
 
Erpore buddhababu hoi hoi kore mukhyomontri hoye gelen .. ar tarpor .. sobkichu durbar gotite bodlate laglo .. gramgonjer katha toto janina .. kintu kolkatai je ki na ki holo!! ..  flyover pore flyover ... ekhane rasta okhane apish ... sorkari apishe luncher pore gele chhuti kata .. emon ki taxi refusal porjonto bondho hoye gelo  ... sokoler mone she ki utsaho! ... poriborton i poriborton ..

Eishob ek ekta bhalo khobor pai .. ar nijeder modhye aurai "saubhik saubhik" .. ar kei ba esob korte parto! ... keu keu bolben je ja korar korle to buddhadeber dolbol .. er modhye saubhik elo kottheke .. ki iba boli .. soja pothe bhaba oneker kachei shokto .. karur karur kache osombhob  .. tobu du ekta jinish bhabun .. tokhon montrisobhai ke prodhan? .. buddhababu .. rajyo committee te ke prodhan? .. anil biswas .. kintu erai keno? ... aro bhabun .. buddhababu r meye kothai porto? .. presidency .. anil babur meye? .. presidency .. saubhik kothai porto? or biplob kothay shuru hoyechilo? .. aro bolte hobe? ..

Eirom khushir din cholte thakle kodinei je poschimbongo phule phole bhore jeto ta nissondeho ... kintu ta ki hoi ? .. kobi bolechen "bhalo kaje bishom badha .. krishno sathe bolo radha" .. saubhiker samne badhar poriman din din bartei laglo .. kintu tar thekeo beshi elo birokti ar klanti ... shunechi bidyasagar ajibon manusher bhalo korar phole becharir emon dosha hoyechilo je sesh boyesh ar shohure sobhyo lokjon soite partenna .. saontalder majhe giye chilen ... saubhiker o serom i holo .. khobor pelam je nagorik jibone o bhoyanok klanto .. phuchkai oruchi .. flyover e allergy .. metrote claustrophobia ... saubhik kolkata chere dilo .. shantiniketoner shanti kunje asroi nite ...

Kolkatai tokhon ek odbhut bishonnota ... karur mon bhalo nei ... modhusudoner bhashai obostha jeno .. "jobe shyammoni, chhariya she brojokul, gela modhupure" (8) ...  ar tokhon thekei bamfronter tothtakothito unnoyonshil sorkar je ki rate-e makhate shuru korlo se nischoi alada kore bolte hobena .. nehat saubhik 10 bocchor somoi diyechilo .. tai se jatra electionta bneche gelo .. nochet victory ar vanisher aschorjo wit shonar sujog pawa jetona ..

Saubhik tokhono swechha-nirbashone .. shanitniketoner ucchoshikkhar por ucchotoro gobeshonai mogno .. iisc te .. shohure osobhyotar onekdure... nobel pabo pabo korche ...

Kintu koddin ar eibhabe chole .. onacharero to sima acche ... amar apnar nahoi chokher chamra nei .. shirdarai elastic .. sob i shoi .. tai bole saubhik ki pare? ... manusher pashe na dnariye or upai i ba ki ... tai nobel sthogito roilo ... saubhik kolkata fire eshe procharmadhyomer hal dhorlo ... ar procharmadhyom je bam sorkarer ki dosha korlo !! .. seto sobari jana  ..

Seshbelai ekta golpo acche .. er gurutto hoito aj dhora porbena .. tobu bhobishyoter jonye ekta drishtanto bolei bolchi .. protibar electioner moto eibaro buddha-mamata saubhiker kache dhorna diyechilo  .. (swabhabik .. kurukhetro hobe ar arjun-durjodhon keshto ke ignore korbe e ki hoi naki!) ... dujonei oke dole pete chai ... saubhik janai je or karur proti i otirikto pokkhopat nei .. dujonkei choice dei  .. hoi or voteta nin ba bakita ... swabhabik karonei buddha saubhiker vote ta chai ...  krishnoke pele ar kei ba narayani senar toakka kore .. ar saubhiker ekta vote e ki hote pare .. sheto presidencyr electioner somoi thekei sobar jana ..

Er pore ki holo to dekheichen .. exit poll .. opinion poll .. pnijrapol .. je jai boluk .. buddha-biman nischit .. oder joi onibarjo ... vote baksho khullei dekha jabe saubhiker shei ekta vote kemon ogunti hoye baki sob kichu dheke diyecche .. jotoskrishno toto joyo! ...

Kintu saubhik ke dhora ki etoi soja! ... o bohudin dhorei dekhche shashokera manusher katha ar bhabenna ... byakti dol esob i prodhan ... tai buddher samne ekta cchotto porikkha rekhechilo ... byakti na somosti ... ek na onek .. konta neben? ... buddha bojhen ni .. sobai ke fele diye saubhikkei bachhlen .. oitihshiker pore ebar pouranik bhul ... bas ar ki! .. bam durgo maya hoye gelo!... karjokhetre dekha gelo saubhiker vote ektai .. bakider voter sathe kono parthokyo nei ... bimanbabur onko lute lobongo ...

Janina apnara dhorte parchen kina .. kintu eje ki aschorjo atmotyag! ... jara chhaposha tara byapok  hobe bhabe .. swopno dekhe ... felu chele eksho pabe .. rikshaola birla hobe .. gablooaine goppo likhbe .. pondosrom .. amra tobu ashkara di .. aha chesta to korchhe! ..  kintu ultota bhabun .. jara ononyo .. jara odwitiyo .. tader nijeke sadharoner store namiye ana ki aro shokto, aro obishwashyo noi ??... tendulkar ki amar moto bat korte parbe? abdul karim khan onjon dutter moto gaite? .. tobei bhebe dekhun ... saubhik ghosher vote .. tar gunti ek ... ghonoshyam gorai kimba debdulali dashir vote .. tar-o gunti ek ... bhaba jai!! ... prokrito samyobader er theke boro udahoron ar ki iba hote pare! .. ar kotota oshadharon hole emon sadharontto orjon kora jai? .. .. oguntike eke namano jai (9).. she amar bodher baire ...  e ek saubhik i pare .. ek saubhik i kore dekhiyeche .. bishwo itihashe benojir

Tai bondhugon .. jara ei itihash porlen, janlen (mane bore hoye kete porenni ar ki) .. ashun aj ei oithashik poribortoner muhurte... faltu kheyokheyi bhule ... somosto songrami o lyadkhor jonotar torof theke saubhik ke janai ramdhonu kurnish ...

Hori bol ...



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1) Jeno kurukhetrer juddho seshe loker proshno ..  oi nil ronger lokta ke moshai? .. mathai morog jhnuti? circus party naki ? ... o eparai keno? ...

2) Aha! ajo nature ar science-r editor ra bolaboli koren .. ekta chele chilo bote bajare ... kothai je gelo ..

3) Kheyal kore dekhun .. ajibon onekke bolte, phishphish korte, chnechate shunechen nischoi .. kintu gorje uthte? ami to konodin na .. sadhe ki saubhik saubhik ... 

4) Jodio chotobela thekei amader marxbad, gandhibad, monaobotabad, oshatyobad .. sober i sikkha dewar chesta hoyeche .. kintu kicchu loker mulyoban somoi borbad chhara labh kichu hoini .. amader niret khuli obhedyo .. subidhabad i pontha ..

5) Shudhu t-shirt bikkiri dhorle che ek nombor .. kintu tupi, moja, potaka, kombol  sob dhorle jyoti babui prothom .. icmf, 2009 er listi 1) jyoti basu, 2) che, 3) maradona, 4) chengis khan .. 8) mao .. 29) lenin .. 952) marx ...   

6) Ei bhoyetei to software companygulo  poshchimbonge aste chaitona ... shala burjowa bill gates ..

7) Accha politburo byaparta ki ?... politokesh birddhoder goshthi bolei ki omon nam? .. ajonmoi mone hoi .. kintu jigyesh korar sahosh hoina .. poriborton jokhon eloi tokhon keu ektu kholsa korle bhalo hoi ..

8) Nigghat bhul quote korcchi .. tobe apnarao nischoi meghnad bodh gnatiye rakhenni .. pagol na gautam haldar ..

9) Ultota ... orthat ek ke onek kora ta amra khanik khanik jani ... mamatar bhashai "scientific rigging" ...
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Oprashongik A :  Ajkal poribortoner bajare bohu lok i rong bodlacche... amar onek bamponthi bondhu ei byapare khub khubdho .. taderke janai je ami mote eisober modhye nei .. shei chottobela theke jani sob kichur jonye cpm dayi ... dale nun beshi .. cpm er dosh ..  porikkhai proshno common poreni .. cpm er dosh ... emon ki lal badshah bole cinemta jokhon hu ha flop korlo .. amar ghor amitabhpremi mama bolechilen .. "shalar cpm er rajye r ki iba hobe ... sob laler theka orai niye rekheche .. onyo kono lal cholte debena" .. shesob biswash ajo otut ... tai bamponthi bondhuder amar torof theke blanket ashwash .. trinamul 500 bocchor rajotto korleo "pagol na cpm" i bolbo .. pagol na trinamul kodacho noi ...

Oprashongik B : Shunchi kolkata london hobe .. khub ashar katha .. khali ektai chinta .. ebar theke ki tobe bari jete visa lagbe ? .. saubhik dekhis baba .. ar jai kor .. eite korisne .. visai boro bhoi pai ..

Saubhik o Copper er Gel (Saubhikke jemon dekhiyachhi .. choturtho kisti)

Tokhon besh sokal ..  at-tao bodhoy bajeni bhalo kore .. shuni subhadeep phone korecche .. dhortei haumau kore bollo .. "ore hoyeche re hoyeche .. saubhik ke copperer gel diyeche"..  bolei bollo ... "accha mejjethu phone chaichen .. ekhon rakhi .. pore baki katha" .. bas .. khotash kore phone rekhe dilo ... ami to le halua ... eke sokalbelata amar mejaj khub khnichre thake..  matha kaj korena .. tar moddhe baje hneyali ...

Sokal bela mejaj kharap thakar karon ar keu non .. amar pratosmoroniyo baba (1) ... emnite bhodrolok mondo lok chilen na  .. nirotishoy bangal ... pnyach-poijar nei ... khali roj sokale kagoj te elei hoye gelo ... ami tokhon sesh belay swopno guloke round-off korchi ... swopner jontu janowarguloke pranpone rajkonya-tonyai bodlanor chasta chalachi .. porisrome arektu ghumiye nebo plan ... hotat i jhor-jhonjha-ognyutpat .. "otho .. otho .. kagoj aishya porse" ..  bolei mosharir khut dhore ramtan ... are khele ja ... aishya porse to hoyecche ta ki bapu? .. kagoj ki kalka mail naki je 5 min deri holei maya .. bagnan pouche jabe .. naki professor shonkur diary je ekkhuni pore na felle lekhagulo bismoykor bhabe upe jabe !! ... kintu eishob juktir katha apnader bola soja .. ghor utsahi bangal ke (bisheshoto tini jodi amar baba hon) sokal sokal eshob bolte jawa oti dushkor .. tachara altopka swopno bhangle bhari bathroom pai ... chhut lagate hoi ... jhogra korar somoi thakena ...

Tokhon bhebe rakhi je jak ge ...  fire eshe kagojta bogoldaba kore abar ekdofa ghum debo ... tokhon to ar kicchu bolte parbe na .. kintu she gur-e sahara ... ek-du min bade jokhon firi tokhon kothai ki ??... amar duto kolbalish .. duto mathar balish .. payer balish ... knatha ... totokkhone sob kaler gohbore ... bichanai emon poripati chador chapa je khanik age ekhanei je amar der moni lashta sotan chilo ta ter pete rakhal bnarujje ke dakte hoi ... mone je ki daga lage ki r boli (2)..    

Eirom somoi i phoneta elo ... khub chintai porlam .. emnite byaparta ki ghoteche khanik andaj korte parchi .. kintu copper er gel ta abar ki bostu  ?? .. gel bole ekta jinish to chini ..  bhari upadeyo ... keu keu mathai makhe ... khasha gondho ... sorsher tele arsola jariye achar banale jemonta hobe ... ek mile dur theke ter pawa jai je chnorar style bereche ... kintu sheto brylcream na ki ekta company r ... sobuj kouto ... copper to tama ... tar sathe gel er ki somporko ?... tobe ki tamar kono shokto  paste??  .. saubhik er byapar ...  bola kichui jaina .. hoito tai diye atom bomb ki chnader rocket banabe ... eishob sat sotero chinta korte korte chan tan sarlam ...

School jabar pothe subhadeep er sathe fer katha holo .... subhadeeptao copper er gel shune prothomta amari moto bhebre gechilo .. tobe or kina ek bandil dada-didi ... ar tader keu keu jothesto fashionable .. tai o khanikkhoner moddhei rohoshyobhed kore feleche ... copper naki ekta nam kora company ... nanan  prosadhon drobyo ber kore .. khub dami ... marattok ketu borolokerai osob makhe-takhe ...

Baki goppotao bujhiye bollo ... saubhik ar tina dujon mile ghurte beriyechilo (jake date bole ar ki) ... ferar pothe tina saubhik ke ei gel ta present koreche .. kanaghoshai shona gecche 300 taka dam !! .. subhadeep bhorbela  kothai ekta bangla porte gechilo .. sekhane simantinir mukhe khobor peyeche ... 

Amra nijeder modhhe khanik aha aha korlam ... cheleta man rekhecche .. saubhiker opor amader chirokal i probol astha .. tobu ... mone ashonka thakei ..  kishe ki hoi, keu ki bolte pare ... eddine pranta shanti pelo .. amra "saubhik da jawab nahi" bolte bolte school poucholam ... 

Apnara nischoi etokkhone puroi birokto .. eto dhanai-panai kore seshe saubhik er ekta date-r goppo! ... jate kina meyeti saubhik ke ekta gift diyeche! are dhur .. eki ekta bolar katha holo!... saubhiker ar sob gunaguner khobor ke kotota rakhe janina ... kintu je keu ekbakye shwikar korbe je meye mohole saubhik odwitiyo ... sada banglai lady killer ... don juaner sathe shahrukh khan mishiye tate james bond ar einstein er phoron dile je beroto, tar charishmao saubhiker kache noshyi .. tai o je ajibon i jhuri jhuri copper er gel peyeche ... aj-o peyei cholecche .. sheto swabhabik .. ta niye eto satkahoner karon ta ki?? ...

Taile goppota kholsha kori ..

Tokhon bodhoy 98 saler sesh dik ... charpashe sobai khub byasto ... samne kalantok higher secondary ... ar aro bhoyonkor joint entrance ...  karur i prai dom felbar somoi nei ... chotobelai "boro hoye ki hote chai ?" rochonai ke ki likhechilo janina .. kintu boyeshkale dekha gelo lokjoner ambition e beshi boichitro nei ... omolkanti style e surjo turjo to ccherei dilam ... pilot, deshneta, ainoggo, ouponyahik keu kissu hote chaina ...sobai hoi engineer hobe .. noi daktar hobe (ajkal din kal bodleche .. onekei boro hoye imran hasmi hote chai .. khubi ashar katha) ... besh byapar .. amrao shei dole jute gelam ... emnite amader ja gyan gommi tate beshi chap niye labh nei tato janai chilo ... phole mohajono goto so pontha .... sobai jokhon engineer hote chai tokhon amrao engineer hobo ... sobai ghamachi nashok powder hote chaile nirghat amra tai hobar chesta kortam .. gonotontrer joijoikar (3)  ... 

Eshob sob i bhalo chilo .. mushkil holo je engineer to hotei chailei to holona ... tar jonye hajar hajar jaigai porte jete hoi .. ekhane okhane porikkha dite hoi ... aro nanan dhyastamo kore nijeke churanto toiyar korte hoi joint namok mohatonker jonye ... tobei siddhilabher sombhabona ... sei chestai potapot nanan loker kache porte bhorti hoye gelam .. subhadeepta to utasho boshe brilliant na kisher ekta correspondence course porjonto niye fello ... tader kach theke rashi rashi boi eshe ghor dnai korlo ... tate osombhob dhulo jomlo ... makorshar chas holo ... aro koto ki ... kintu segulo khule dekhar somoi pelona ..  baki porte giyeo je amader ki oshim gyanarjon holo se katha ar pnachkan kore kaj nei ... labher modhye barir addagulo puroi mati ... saradin oto porte gele ki ar daba khelar somoi hoi ! ...  saubhiktao ei sujoge ashajawa komiye dilo ... .

Emnite porte jawagulo mondo chilona ... subhadeep porte jeto muloto premer roshod jogate .. ar ami khochramor dhandai ...

Subhadeeper premer byaparta khub i aschorjo .. churanto radha-bhab ... kale kale jonmale byata je namkora boishnob hoto kono sondehoi nei ... jeshob meyeder chokhe dekha jai .. tader preme to porchei .. aro utsaho jader dekha gelo na tader niye .. se ki sukkho prem !! ... kothay kon meye ki kathai jeno enchor diye bhat kheyeche bolechilo .. bas hoye gelo .. ei enchor uccharoner kaidai subhadeep eto mohit holo je bolar noi .. erpor hopta tinek shudhu enchor enchor jop ... kottheke shune elo je ekta meyer nam mohua moulik  ... arek dofa premer jowar ... ki odbhut bhalo nam .. ki mishti bolte ... hyano tyano ... khub bishwashi loke jemon porikkhar khatai "sree gurobe nomo" ki "saraswattoi nomonityong" lekhe .. subhadeep khatar kone kone pencil diye mohua moulik likhte shuru korlo .. premer jorei naki porikkha bhalo hobe ... kon meye bedana ronger jama porecchilo bole ek mash bedana khelo ... bus stope kake ekta dekhe bollo are ei meyetake follow kortei hobe ... ekdom russian rajkonyar moto dekhte  (ajibon behalai thaklo ... russian rajkonyader sathe kothai alap ishwor i janen) ... totkhonat ekta nam diye fello .. sovietski koutukov .. ghonta khanek e bus o bus ghure jokhon shei russian meyer tikitio dekha gelona ... tokhon koutuk ta ter pelam .. kintu subhadeep utsahito hole thamanor chesta osombhob ..  tai ebhabei somoi katto ... subhadeep kono meyer picchone .. ar ami subhadeeper picchone ... joint er jordar prostuti ... 

Amar byapar to agei likhechi ... bhogoban emon ekta chehara baniyechen je eishob premtemer batulota amake sporsho o korena ... kothao tin-charte meye dnariye ache dekhe subhadeep-saubhik ra sedike gele meyegulor mukh ujjol hoye othe .. ar tar porei jokhon pichon theke amar sreemukh ta dekha jai !!... ki r bolbo ... medical colleger bhitor diye college street e dhokar je short cut ta ache .. sekhane hnatle jemon durgondher chote ojantei mukh chokh  knuchke jai ... thik seirom effect .. ami tai parotpokkhe odhar maraina ... mone mone bhabi ke jeno likhechilo joubone kukkuri o sundor ... she byatake ekbar hate pele hoi ...

Premer bajare chap niye labh nei jene ami puro somoita khochramo kore katai ... ashepashe sob namkora bhalo chele-meye .. tader jwalaton kore je ki sukh  .. she bolar noi .. bhalo ra mote sondehobatik hoina.. phole tertao paina je tader bara bhate stonechip ke meshalo ... ar sotti bolte ei ekta bishoye amar khanik protibha chilo ... chotobelai kakur kache (kaku mane subhadeeper baba) khocchorer srenibibhag shikhechilam ... sadharonoto charte category ... khocchor, oti-khocchor, bere-khocchor ar tile-khocchor (tile ta bodhoy ghughu-r onusonge) ... aro ekdhoroner khocchor hoi ...  tobe sheta jake take bola jaina .. khochramir mohamohopadhyay type ... tader bole rabri khocchor (4).... seshomoyer lokjon amar kajkommo ja jane tatei bodhoy ami rabri khetab pabo .. purota janle  khanik golap jol ki kewra meshateo apotti korbena ...  

Jai hok .. eishob bhalo-monde din cholei jacchilo .. kintu amra saubhikke bhari miss kortam .. emni kono karon nei .. beshir bhag jaigatei saubhik amader sathei porte-torte jai .. tar baireo onek bhat hoi .. kintu barir shei addagulote ar saubhikke pawa jaina ... khub byasto kina .... tai sadharon goppogaccha holeo saubhik er churanto protibhar temon prokash odhorai thakchilo ...

Ekdin rattire bari firte firte ami ar subhadeep eishob i bolaboli korchilam ... saubhik ke ki kore utsahito kora jai ..  hotat subhadeep bollo "chol saubhiker bari jai" ... ami bollam "khasha .. kintu giye korbo ta ki? .. ei rat doshtar somoi toke miss korchilam bole barite hana dewata barabari hobena?" .. subhadeep bollo "dnara na kichhu ekta bhabi" .. bole khanik chinta-chinta mukh korlo .... tokhoni jani ki bhabbe .. subhadeep er karbar jante ki ar amar baki acche .. dekhlam ja bhebechi tai ...  khanikbade ektu gola khnakriye bollo ... "shon giye boli ... ekta darun dekhte meye hotat eshe tor phone number chailo" ...  ami bollam "tarpor" .. "tarpor dekha jabe" .. bas ... jemon bhaba temni kaj ... amra sotan saubhiker barir dike  ro-ona .. kukormer khetre amar ar subhadeep er emon ekta sundor bojhapora chilo je ar kichhu alochona korar dorkar porlona ...

Bell marte saubhik i dorja khullo ... saubhiker bari dhukei ekta boshar ghor chilo .. besh ghor .. ekta khat .. du-tinte chair .. ar sho khanek boi-er almari ... sekhanei boshlam ... ami i shuru korlam .. "ki korcho boloto  khoka .. bajare je ar dhore rakha jacchena.. choturdik jwaliye diccho to" .. saubhik ektu lajuk hashlo ..  bhabta "aha erom to hoye i thake" marka ... mukhe bollo .. "ki baje bokchish" ... kathata sesh hote dilamna .. "ami baje bokcchi !! tumi charpashe kisob kirti kore rakhbe je amra okaron frastu khabo ... abar ulte amakei boro gola!" ... erpor subhadeep dhore nilo ... "ore .. aj ki je holo .. ki r bolbo .. sobe onko porikkha diye berocchi ... samne dekhi ekta lomba moto phorsha meye .. ku sundor tana tana chokh .. badami chul ... ekta chhoto check kata skirt pora ... rajhogshi puro .. amar i dike ascche .. kache eshe bollo accha tumi ki subhadeep? .. ami to jai ar ki ... bollam hyan hyan ... meyeta bollo amar nam tina .. bole hatta bariye dilo " ei obdi boltei ami thamalam ... "ore tina noi tina noi .. ei je tor meye dekhlei sompurno bahyogyan lop pai ... bolechilo amar nam trina" ... subhadeep bolle "ja ja bokishna .. albat tina ... omon sundor chhoto skirt pora meyer nam trina hoi naki .. ar tui byata dosh hat dure chili .. tui ki kore shunli?" ... bole abar shuru korlo ... "handshake korlam .. ki sundor chnapakolir moto angul ... koto ki bhebe fellam  .. kintu kishe ki .. o bollo tumi ki saubhiker bondhu .. amar or phone numberta ektu dorkar ... tomar kacche achhe? .. joghonyo rag holo.. ki r boli  ... bollam ami saubhiker bondhu eta thik i ...  phone number o achhe .. kintu saubhikke na jiggesh kore to dite parbona ... tumi oke cheno ki kore? ... she dekhlam katha na bariye .. accha thik ache .. bole ulto dike ro-ona dilo ... ektu rag rag bhab  ... ami ki kori ki kori bhebe pichon theke bollam accha ami suabhik ke jiggesh kore tomai jodi janai .. taile hobe? ... porshudin to physics porikkha .. khanik egiye gechilo ... ghure ja ekkhana haslo na .. oho ...oho... oho.." ... tarpor ektu theme bollo "eibar bolo to bapu .. chokkorta ki ... ki kore beraccho? tina ke? tomar sathe ki byapar?" ... saubhik etokkhon kichhu boleni ... mon diye shunchilo ... eibar bollo .. "dekh  baje goppo dishna .. eirom kono meyeke ami chini tinina" ... ami bollam "huh .. suabhdeep er bornona r besh khaniktai jol sondeho nei .. kintu meyetake to ammo dekhecchi .. she to sotti .. chinina bollei holo?" .. saubhik bollo "are sotti i chinina"... ami bollam .. "she tui chinish ki na janina .. kintu toke je chene se to dekhai jacche ... ajkal meyeder chinteo hocchena !! tar agei flat kore dicchis!! ..jata to" ...

Saubhik dekhlam tokhono toshkaini ... ontoto bairer defense otut ... bollo ... "abar baje katha ... ekta borno o bishwash korina" ... eibar subhadeep onyo rup dhorlo ... uthe dnariye bollo "are dhur ... tui ki bishwash koris na koris oto janar amar dorkar nei .. saradin onek chap gecche ... ekhon eto ghyanghyan poshacchena ... ekta meye amar kache tor phone number cheyecche .. ami bolecchi toke jiggesh kore porshudin janabo ... na jiggesh kore jake take number debo na bhebe .. ekhon tui biswash korbi ki korbina ta bhabte bosh .. amai khali bole de phone number debo ki debona .. baki ja icche kor ... amar ghum pacche" ... amio "shei bhalo .. ebar tobe kati" marka mukh kore uthe porlam ... dujone prai dorja obdi pouche gecchi ... saubhik bollo "hmm ... ami mote biswash korina" .. ei obdi boltei subhadeep bollo "abaaaaaaaar"  .. saubhik khanik hal chhara golai  "accha chaichhe jokhon .. dis .. kicchu kaj thakte pare .. tina i nam? ki jani .. mone porchhena" .. amra tokhon prai rastai ... shunlam saubhik tokhono sesh koreni ... "jodio ami ektuo biswash korina" ...

Totokkhone ar amader ke pai ... amra honhoniye goli theke beriye eshe heshe lutopati ... 

Subhadeep to osombhob furti pelo .. "uff jata hoyecche .. puro khushi hoye gelam .. oshadharon oshadharon" eirom onekkhon bollo ... tarpor khanik sur kore .. "ordhek manobi tumi ordhek kolpona" ityadi auralo ... kintu amar tokhono puro mon bhoreni ... ami bollam ... "ordhek kolponata to thik i acche ... ordhek keno 95 bhag kolponar daitto saubhiker opore chere dewai jai ... kintu baki 5 bhager ekta concrete byabostha korte hobe ...  shudhu amader mukher katha saubhik bishwash korbena .. oto knacha chhele noi .. onyo keu bolle thik chilo .. kintu amra ki jinish o bhaloi jane .. risk nebena" ... subhadeep bollo .. "are na na .. seshe bollo je number diye dite ... jodi kono kaje lage" bolei abar khanik heshe goragori khelo ... ami bollam ..."ta thik .. tobu .. saubhik to saubhik i .. or jonye arektu kichu korte hobe ... noile jombe na" .. eibar subhadeep o khanik sombit e elo .. bollo "thik i ... taile ar ki kora jai?" ... ar ki-r planta totokkhone mathai eshei gecchilo .. bollam .. "dekh din koyek opekkha kori ... tarpor dhor jodi tina saubhikke phone kore .. tobe?" .. subhadeep ektu terchha chokhe chailo ... ami bollam "are dhor jodi tina phone kore ... ar tokhon saubhik bari na thake ... kaku/kakima/saubhiker dada jei dhorun .. tina khali bolbe ..

-- saubhik acche? ..
-- na saubhik to nei .. beriyeche .. kicchu bolte hobe ..
-- o nei (halka swash chhere) .. na na kicchu bolte hobena .. (erpore khanikta pause .. tarpore abar) ... bolben tina phone korecchilo ... pore kokhono phone korbo ...
-- thik ache .. bole debo ...

-- ekhon tobe rakhi ? .. 

bas erpor phone rekhe debe ... khela sesh" ...

Etokkhone subhadeep puro byaparta dhore felecche ... bollo "are eta to khasha .. kintu eigulo hobe ki kore?" ami bollam "aj ei obdi thak .. kal final kora jabe" .. tokhon egarota bajbo bajbo ...

Pordin byaparta paka kore fellam ... thik kora holo je .. aro ek-dudin bade tinar number pawar katha ... tarpore amra hopta khanek kicchu korbona ... songe songe phone korle bhalo dekhaina .. loke tinake hyangla bolbe ... tachhara mone hote pare je sotti kono kaj acche tai phone korecche .. eishob chap newa hobena ... din satek tina itostoto korbe .. bhabbe je phone korbe ki korbe na ... tarpor porer soptai budhbar shobhan babur kache porte jawa ... amra ar saubhik eki sathe porte jai ... sedin tina phone korbe .. ek to saubhik tokhon bari thakbena .. dui amra ar saubhik eksonge porar okhane thakbo .. phole amra je kichu kolkathi narcchina shetao swotoshiddho hobe ... jake bole neat planning (5) ...

Next kaj ekjon tina jotano ... subhadeep or bandhobider du-ekjoner katha bolchilo ... kintu seshob ami totkhonat nakoch kore dilam .. ek to tader 90 bhag saubhiker preme habudubu ... kokhon ki befnash korbe bola mushkil ... baki jona dui jara roilo .. tarao ei plan e ami acchi janle mote patta debena .. sutorang ...

Baki hate roilo didi ar pimpi (didi mane subhadeeper didi ar pimpi holo subhadeeper khurtuto bon .. dujonei ajonmo amader horek kukormer sathi) ...  didir sob i bhalo .. khub thanda matha .. kaj ta onyayashe utre dite pare .. somoshya ektai .. didi didi-i kina .. kokhon abar mone hoi je choto bhai ke  thokano ta bhalo hobena .. jodio amra hajarta case jani jekhane didir emonta mone hoini (ami nije bohu dofar bhuktobhugi) .. kintu bola to jaina .. tai bichar bibechona kore pimpikei thik kora holo ...

Amra pimpi ke deke somosto goppota bollam .. o to sompurno raji ...  ektai proshno korlo .. "dhoro jodi saubhik sedin porte na jai ... ar o-i phoneta dhore kimba je dhoreche she jodi oke deke dei ... taile ki hobe?" ... amra bollam "are taile to kono somoshyai nei ... saubhik thakle tui saubhiker sathe khanik bhat dibi .. bolbi je onekdin epara maracchona je .. kokhono eleo to paro .. ityadi hyanotyano nirbhejal bhat .. saubhik jodi na thake tobei planmafik tina rup nibi .. noile tui bangla pimpi" ... bas ar ki .. pimpi khasha toiri hoye gelo .. eibar sudhu ek hoptar opekkha ...

Kajer din byapar shyapar makhoner moto egolo .. porte jabar somoi majhesajhe amra saubhiker sathei jai ..  kintu sedin seshob mote korlamna .. pachhe kichhu sondeho kore .. kono kicchute jate amader achoron alada na hoi ... sedike purno nojor ... sobhan babur okhane giye dekhlam saubhik o hajir .. khasha byapar .. arekta chinta chilo je sobhanbabu ashen kina (mashe char din poranor thakle sobhanbabu niyom kore dudin asten .. baki dudin amra bhobanipurer golite cricket kheltam) .. jodi na ashen taile saubhik taratari kete porte pare .. oboshyo pimpir sathe setting chilo je amra beronor ghontakhaneker mathai o phoneta korbe ... behala theke ujjola cinema .. ek ghontar moddhe asha-jawa osombhob .. tobu chinta to hoi i ... seshob jhamela kichu holo na ... sobhanbabu elen .. amra ghonta dui nanan rokom chemical tananana shikhlam ... mone chapa ki holo ki holo uttejona .. kintu dekhe bojha kar sadhyi ...


Bari firei pimpike dhora holo .. ja shunlam nikhut kaj hoyecche .. kakima (mane saubhiker ma) phone dhorechilen ... janiyechen saubhik bari nei .. porte gecche .. pimpio sujog bujhe tinar goppota bole ... abar phone korbe janiye rekhe diyecche ... sob ekebare khape khape bosecche .. ekhon opekkha .. saubhiker theke kicchu ingit ashe kina ...

Ingit pawa gelo din dui bade ... abaro kothai ekta porte na ki korte gechilam .. nanan kathar majhe saubhik khub casually subhadeep ke jiggesh korlo .. "achha .. tui shei meyetkae phone number diyechili naki?" .. subhadeep prothome khanik ki byapar bujhte parcchina marka mukh korlo .. tarpor hotat jeno mone porecche bhab dekhiye bollo .. "Are hyan .. tina ke to ? debona keno? .. tui to bolli dite" .. tarpor ektu theme bollo .. "hu hu ki byapar ?.. phone korecchilo naki ? koto rongoi dekhaccho " .. saubhik bollo "are na na phone tone koreni .. emni i jiggesh korlam ..." .. tarpor saubhik ei bishoye ar katha baralona ... amra to noi i ...

Ferar pothe ami ar subhadeep thik korlam je ja hobar hoye gecche .. bakita saubhik nijodaitte bujhe nebe .. amader ar kono hat nei ... dujonei dujonke sabdhan kore dilam ... ghunakkhoreo jeno tinar goppo ar mukhe na ani .. e natoke amader part sesh .. eibar dorshokashon ... pimpikeo sheirom i janiye dewa holo ...

Erpor ar ki .. e goppota theke ami maya hoye gelam ... ek to opokormer byapare ami sompurno geeta onusari .. kajei monojog .. pholer asha-tashar batulotai ami nei  (6)... dwitiyoto ei somoi thekei saubhiker moddhe ekta kothin gender bias elo ... lokkho korlam je gopper bishoye saubhik ar amader mote patta deina ... meyerai muloto or srota (7) ... ar oparai to amar "no entry" sign .. pholei ...

Tobu subhadeeper doulote khanik khanik khobor kane asto ... byapar mondo egocchilona ... tinar sathe majhemajhe saubhik edik odik jai ... subhadeep or ar saubhik er common bandhobider marfot...  ar ami subhadeep er marfot khobor pai ... amra beshi ashao korina ar kono byapare kono ucchobachyo korina .. phole baki ghotona nijogotite chollo ...        

Aro mash dui periye elo copperer gel ... ki je khushi holam ki ar boli ... eddin ja kane ascchilo sob i ashaprodo .. kintu kemon jeno mon bhorano hocchilona ... oboshyo beshi utsaho dekhale mal kneche jai ei bhoi te suabhdeep kokhonoi eishob goppe paritcipate koreni ... tai oi ek-du tukro khoborei din katchilo .. copperer gel eshe seshob dukho ghuchiye dilo .. iyarki naki .. 300 taka dam !!

School theke ferar pothe subhadeep bollo "chol onek hoyecche .. ebar saubhikke dhori ... jiggesh kori byapar ta ki?" .. kintu ami mote raji holam na .. ek to amar kacche sob tin hat ferta goppo ... ta niye beshi ghnatiye ki iba labh? .. bisheshoto saubhiker samne osob dhyastamo der minit o tikbena.. dwitiyoto .. ei to besh .. amader manoshkonyake niye saubhik ghurcche, beracche, cinema jacche ... copper er gel pacche ... ei ki jothesto noi?  .. ja cholcche choluk .. aj copper er gel diyeche ... kal hoito rolexer hatghori debe ... oder sukher jibone kathi kore labh nei .. subhadeep o  mene  nilo ..

Ar ki .... amra onyo nanan dushkorme byasto hoye porlam .. tinar byapar ta monei roilona ...

Aro prai mash ashtek bader katha... HS, joint aro hob bibhishikagulo toddine sesh hoyecche .. saubhik presidencyte zoology porcche (swabhabik .. chotobela thekei or ja bacteria prem) ... kono ekta budhbar subhadeep ar ami kishob purono boi kinte college street gecchi ..  kine tine laker dhare chop khabo ki khabo na bhabcchi .. hotat subhadeeper kadhe ke ekta hat rakhlo ... ghure dekhi saubhik ...bollo "byapar ki ?.. ekhane ki korte?" .... amra bollam "amra to boi kinte .. tui?" ..  "ami to ekhanei saradin .. etai to amar dnera ekhon" ... tarpor bollo "dnara ek second .. aschi ekkhuni" .. bolei hapish ..

Minit pnachek bhyablar moto dnaranor pore dekhlam saubhik fircche .. pashe ekta meye .. lomba,  phorsha .. skirt porihita .. ektu kache aste dekhlam meyetar tana tana chokh ... chul ar chokher moni halka badami ... saubhik subhadeeper dike heshe bollo ... "chinte parcchis? "  tarpor meyetar dike fire bollo .. "subhadeepke to tui chinis bodhoi .. eta gabloo .. amar chotobelar bondhu"  ... meyeta mishti heshe handshake korte hat baralo ...

Dekhlam angulgulo khub sundor ... obikol chnapakolir moto ...

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Punoscho A :  Ei gopper somosto choritro o ghotona kalponik ... hotat rastai eder kauke kauke dekhte pele hoi apnar dosh .. noi she choritrer  .. amai bole labh nei ...

Punischo B : Lekhata bedhop boro holo ... kintu ekhon amar mon kharap .. tai porte icche korchhena .. phole katakuti kora gelo na .. tacchara apishe boshe baje katha likhe nijer sorbonash korchi ... chakrita gele to amar i jabe .. tai byang i likhi ar chhatai likhi .. kar tate ki?

Pher ekta chobi ... chobi dile lekhar popularity bare kina ..  etao art ... 

sokhi dhoro dhoro

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(1) sobar babai pratosmoroniyo .. kintu amar khetre byaparta literal chilo ..
(2) bola bahulyo ..  babar training-e chotobela thekei swonobhonger nidarun obhyesh ... boyeshkale seta kaje legecche ..
(3) daktar ta bad gechilo duto karone ... ek to khamokha manush mere labh nei .. ar dui biology boi duto boddoi mota
(4) aha banglar eishob omulyo gyan-nidhi .. eshob ki ar loke mone rakhbe ?
(5) aha seshob je ki sukher din .. cellphone nei .. caller id nei .. khuni-batpar-jocchor-sokher goenda sobar i suborno jug ..
(6) ek to bhalo opokomme totkhonat phol pawa jaina ... onek dhoirjo lage .. ar dui chotobela theke goenda goppo pore pore khub jani je khunira khuner spote fire fire ashe .. ar tatei topatop dhora pore .. osob sikkha amar mojjagoto, tai crime scene r dharpash maraina ..
(7) e byaparta kintu ekhono cholcche .. kodin age amar biyer somoi saubhik poulomike or jerusalem ar south africa bhromoner chittakorshok bornona diyecche .. kintu amai esob mote boleni .. keno re bapu? .. amaro to jommokommo katlo behalai ... amar ki mon hoina je south africar jongol ba gazar dewaler goppo shuni .. ar saubhiker mukhe shonar sathe second hand shonar kono tulona hoi !! ... khub onyai !.. somoi bujhe obhiman korbo

Saubhik o Kolkatar Mafia (Saubhikke jemon dekhiyacchi -- tritiyo kisti)

Ei goppota 97 saler .. sobe sobe madhyamik porikkha sesh hoyecche ... eke to oddiner porikkha sesh hobar pore kemon ekta fnaka fnaka bhab .. hothat kore jeno batasher ojon kome gecche ... tar opor boroder kajkommo dekhe akkel gurum ... ei kodin age obdi je keu hate pelei free gyan dicchilo ..."madhyamik dite choleccho ... jiboner prothom boarder porikkha .. shokto byapar .. er oporei bhobishyoter chabikathi ... ei porikkhata bhalo kore dite parlei sob rasta khule jabe .. gacche gacche phul .. sakhe sakhe pakhi" ... hyano tyano satsotero .. ar jei porikkhata sesh holo omni ki palti !.. kothai bolbe "aha eto shokto porikkha dili ekhon kodin furti kor" .. ta na .. borong ratarati madhyamikta ekta jali porikkha hoye gelo .. ota naki kicchuina ... ashol byapar holo HS ... shei muhurto theke toiyari shuru korte hobe .. noile bhoradubi ... madhyamik er bhalo kora lokera naki hs e dumdam makhai ... mul karon ei gacchara bhah .. phole ekebare military kaidai cholte hobe ... discipline and hardwork .. byang cchata aro koto ki ... keu ekjon to bolei dilen je madhyamikta naki ekta nirokkhorota durikoron matro !!! ... kirom ragta holo ar ki iba boli ..

Tobe amader toshkano shokto ... porikkhar ager kathagulo-o jemon kane ni ini  .. porergulokeo temoni onayash upekkha.. ar shei cchottobela theke keu mon diye gyan dile, ektuo na shune je tale tale "hne hne" bola practice korecchi ... sheto ajo kaje dicche ...

Prathomik ushkhushta kodinei kome gelo  ... amra sokale tash, dupure carrom, bikele cricket, sondhebelai gopper boi ar baki somoi nanan bnadramor routine e obhyosto hoye gelam ... bororao toddine hotash hoye gecche ... bhalo katha bollei jodi loke "ka tobo kanta" type mukh kore to kotoi ba bola jai .. tar opore amader patta pawao dher kaj ...

Sob miliye furtitei din katcchilo bola jai ... saubhik prai protidin i ashe .. or obishyi amader moto tash pashai utsaho nei .. tobe bhat hoi prochur ... amrao khanik duniyadarir khoborakhobor pai ...

Er majhe kono ekta din saubhik elona ... phone kore janalo je or ottonto bondhu ekti meye .. prai boner motoi (eta shei somoier katha jokhon sob meyei saubhik er boner moto.. rakhir din saubhiker jorir saj hoto .. suddhu chosma diye ter pawa jeto je o pandalpalano kartik thakur noi .. amader saubhik) ... hothat i mara gecche ... o new alipore e shei meyetir barite jacche ... khub i kharap byapar .. jiggesh korlam "hothat kibhabe ?" .. saubhik bollo .. "janina .. bolcche suicide" .. ei obdi i katha holo ...

Pordin saubhik byapartar ja biboron dilo ta ekebare romohorshok ... prothomei bollo ..  meyeti moteo suicide koreni .. oke khub thanda mathai, nrishongsho bhabe khun kora hoyecche ... khunta korecche meyetir baba .. r tar kicchu sagred .. ekhon gota byaparta dhamachapa dewar chesta cholcche ... in fact saubhik jodi shedin thik somoi-e giye na poucchoto taile onek kicchui lukiye fela hoto ... saubhik poucche jawai atotayider prothom porikolpona shob bheste gecche .. ekhon ki hobe ke jane (1) ..


Protibar i saubhik kicchu bolte ele bhabi je ar obak hobona .. kintu bhebe kochu hoi ... ebar o shob shunetune amra to ekebare hotobhombo ... khanikkhon to mukh diye tnu shobdoti berolona .. tarpor sombit ele bollam je "ektu kholsha na kore bolle kicchu je bujhte parcchina .. ke khun holo?.. kibhabe o keno? .. kei ba chapa dicche? .. ar tara jodi dicchei to saubhik oto sohojei dhore fello ki kore? ... pulish ki korcche?.. ektu sondeho niroshon kora hok" ... saubhik jothariti amader murkhami dekhe halka obak holo ... tarpor dhiresusthe ja bolle tar sar eirup ..

-- O meyetir hothat mara jabar khobor pai ek protibeshir kacch theke .. shei protibeshi i janan je meyeti atmohotya korecche .. ta shune saubhik khubi aschorjo hoi .. karon ei ghotonar ek rat agei meyeti oke phone korecchilo .. ebong oder kathabartar moddhe saubhik etotuku anch paini je meyeti eirom ekta chorom kando korte cholecche .. borong saubhik nissondeho je or erom kono icche-i cchilona (2) ... sob miliye prothom thekei saubhiker kemon ekta sondeho hoi ... byaparta sorejmin dekhte o new alipore gecchilo ...

-- Prothom je jinishta or chokhe pore ta holo je meyeti je orna ta diye (supposedly) golai dori diyecche sheita or ornai noi .. borong saubhik nissondeho je ornata meyetir baba r (je oboshyoi ekjon namjada mafia) ekjon mohila sagred er .. aschorjobhabe shei mohilao tokhon oi barite uposthit  ... ekhon shoja banglai keu jodi atmohotya kortei chai .. sheki nijer almari bhorti orna fele onyer orna dhar niye golai dori debe? .. phole .. (eikhane keu keu bokar moto proshno korte pare je oi meyetir sathe saubhiker ghonisthota cchilo nissondeho .. boner moto sheto agei bolecchi .. kintu tai bole meyetir somosto ornar punkhanupunkho biboron saubhiker kacche chhilo ? jar theke ek nojorei o bujhe nite pare je ornati meyetir nijer noi .. borong shei sagreder ... tader uddeshye abar boli ekhane amra saubhiker katha bolcchi .. saubhik .. eta jodi ekantoi mogoje na dhokate paren taile ontoto mukhta bondho rakhun ...)

-- Poroborti podokkhepe saubhik jhulonto mritodehoti porikkha kore dekhe ... sekhaneo golmal ... keu ottonto nisthur bhabe meyetir dui hater sobkota nokh upre niyecche (3) ... bolai bahulyo je myetir nijer pokkhe eta kora sombhob noi .. kintu kono ekta karone pulish ei marattok byaparta dekheo dekhcchena ...

-- Seshe saubhik bollo je o ashol post mortem report tao dekhecche .. tate porishkar lekha royecche je eta atmohotya noi .. borong porikolpito khun .. gola tipe ... tobe shei reportta ekhon pulish chepe dite chaicche .. phole ar keu sheta dekhte pabe kina bola jacchena ..  (abar sondihan byaktira proshno korten paren je eto taratari post mortem holo ki kore? ... ar holoi jodi ba taile saubhik dehota jhulonto obosthai ki korei ba dekhlo? .. ar je report ta pulish chepe jabei thik korecche .. emnio ja bodhoi court e cchara onyo kothao dekhano r niyom nei sheta saubhik er hatei ba ki kore elo? .. tader amar r kicchu bolar nei ... keu keu je kicchutei shikhte chaina tato ajonmo i dekhe ascchi .. khali eibar shudhu saubhik noi apnara kolkata pulishkeo sondeho korcchen .. phol bhalo nao hote pare .. eituku sabhdan kore dilam ..)

Saubhiker jukti je okatyo sheto na shuneo jantam .. shune aro khanik aswosto holam r ki ... jiggesh korlam "je eibar ki korbi? .. pulish jodi byaparta chepei dite chai .. taile ki tor kicchu korar acche? .. ar ja goppo shuncchi ... tate oi lokjonder to niriho kichu bole mone hocchena" .. saubhik bollo ..  "hmm .. dekhi .. kicchu na korle to mon theke mene nite parbona ... tobe protipokkho shoktishali ar probhabshali dui i ... phole sabdhane kaj korte hobe" ...

Erpore dudiner jonye saubhik abar bepatta ... amra onek jolpona-kolpona koreo byapartar agamatha kicchui bisesh dhorte parlamna ... tobe bishoita gurutoro .. phole amra je aro kicchu ghotona asha korte pari sheita sposhto bujhechilam ...

Ghotonar biboron pelam tritiyodin bikele ... saubhik elo ... bna hate ekta bandage .. kobji theke konui obdi dhaka ... bollo .. "ektur jonye bneche giyecchi ... aj ekta onortho ghottei parto" ... amra jothariti chup ...

Saubhik shuru korlo ... "sokal tokhon 11 ta hobe .. ami gecchi bank of barodai ... baba taka tule ante bolecchilo ... dhuke sobe counterer dike jabo  .. hothat dekhi shei dujon bank e dhukcche .. hate ekta boroshoro bag"..

amra : "kon dujon? kiser bag?"

saubhik : "are meyetar babar shei dujon sagred .. ekta shondamoto purush .. arekjon shei mohila jar ornata .. .. bagta kisher janina .. takar hole ote onek taka cchilo .. kimba hoito onyo kicchu" ...

Khanik theme saubhik abar bolte shuru korlo ... "ek jholok dekhei thik korlam je byaparta khotiye dehte hoi ... taka ar tola holona ... ektu aral hoye oder opor nojor rakhlam .. amai dekhte na pai jate .. opekkha korlam .. kokhon beroi .. prai minute kuri dhore kishob korlo ... besh sondehojonok bhabgotik .. theke thekei edik odik takacche ... ekbar mone holo je amai dekhe fello na to ? tarpor bhablam na, kheyal korar to katha noi .. new aliporer barite amai dekhleo mone rakhar moto kicchu to hoini ... jai hok .. jokhon berolo amio pichhon picchon berolam ... ora khanikdure park kora ekta nil ronger maruti van e uthlo ... ami ki kori ki kori bhabcchi .. pashe dekhlam ekta khali taxi jacche .. ki mathai elo ke jane .. torak kore uthe porlam .. bollam samner ei nil garita ke follow koro ..."

Totokkhone amader ga gham e chyatchyate .. gola shukiye kath .. hnatute mridu thokthok shobdo hocche ..

Saubhik bolte thaklo ... "rastai temon bhir cchilona .. tai follow korte bisesh osubidhe holona ... taxiola ekbar jiggesh korlo ki byapar ... ami bollam she pore hobe apatoto ja bolchhi koro ... ar katha baralona ... samner garita ekbalpur diye khidirpurer rasta dhorlo .. amrao ... tarpor khidirpur bridger kacchakacchi poucche dekhi garita hothat hawa .. samne fnaka rasta .. kintu marutitar kono hodish nei .. ekebare miliye gecche! ... taxiola ke bollam dhare ekbar dnar korao to .."

"Mone mone bhabcchi je kothai gelo? speed bariye je beriye jabe ta sombhob noi .. samne sidhe rasta .. onekdur obdi sposhto dekha jacche ... ekhane kono golighnuji ba bario nei jei sekhane dnarabe .. gelo ta koi? .. .. bhabte bhabte taxi theke neme porlam ... nemei hothat mathai elo accha .. oi je bridger prokando khambagulo dekha jacche .. okhane dnariye nei to ..  duto thamer moddhe jothesto jaiga ache gari dnaranor moto.. rasta theke sohoje chokheo porbena ... jekonorokom  gopon karbarer jonye adorsho" ..

"Fire giye taxiolatake bollam 5-10 min opekkha koro .. ami abar behala firbo .. she ki bhablo ke jane tobe apotti korlona .. ami bridger ga dhore hnata lagalam ..."

"Khanikta giyei dekhi ja bhebechhi tai .. marutita duto thamer majhkhane chupchap dnariye ..  dur theke ar kauke dekha gelo na ... bhablam ora nischoi kacchakacchi kothao acche .. paye paye garitar dike egolam ... nah! kotthao keu nei ... kemon ekta sondeho holo ..  kacche giye janla diye dekhar chesta korcchi bhitore ki acche .. hothat pichhon e payer shobdo ... ter pelam fnade porecchi .. ora amai agei lokkhyo korecchilo .. hoi bank e noi taxite... ont pete boshechhilo kokhon kacchakacchi asbo .. "

"Mukh ghorate dekhlam shei shonda lokta prai douriye amar dike ascche ... bhablam mathar thik rakhte hobe .. ghabrale cholbena ... lokta kacche eshe kora golai jiggesh korlo ekhane ki korccho? ...  ami ki bolbo bhabbar agei dekhlam hothat loktar hate ki ekta chomkalo ... kicchu bojhar agei dekhlam ekta foot khanek lomba steeler phola .. konakuni neme ascche ... marta atkabar jonye hatta unchu korlam .. mone holo ekta aguner holka laglo hate .. chosmar knache lal cchite ... pranpone dourote shuru korlam .. kondike dourocchi kheyal korini .. lokta picchone ascche kina tao thaor korini prothome ... khanik bade dekhlam samne taxita .."

"Mone holo loktao khanik durei .. chhuri hate tere ascche .. konokrome taxite uthe bollam joldi cholo .. behala ..."

"Taxi ccharte dekhlam lokta hurmuriye garir dike fire jacche .. hoito follow korbar plan .. kintu taxi tokhon khali rastai hu hu kore cholte shuru korecche ... jokhon bujhlam ar dhorar asha nei, ar buk dhorphoranitao ektu komecche tokhon nijer dike takiye dekhi kelenkari .. hate prai 6 inchi lomba gobhir katar dag ... koto je rokto porecche tar iyotta nei .. taxir mejhete chap chap lal-kalo dag ... tokhono jothesto rokto berocche .. taxi ta niye soja chole gelam balanonondo hospital ... hate gota ashtek stitch porlo ... tarpor bari .. khanik obhiggota holo bote " .. sesh kore saubhik ekbar bandage bnadha hater dike takalo .. bujhlam hattai ashol sakkhi ... 

Amader tokhon ki obostha sheta bishod bole ar somoi noshto korbona .. shudhu eituku boli ami jibone chor-dakat-pocketmar-khuni kicchu dekhini .. chhuri-chhora dekhecchi hoi rannaghore noile victoria memorial e .. bakita sohojei onumeyo ...

Ektu dhatostho hote saubhikke jiggesh korlam .. "Byaparta kemon ekta thekcchena? jader katha bolcchis tara to jothesto ghagu criminal mone hoi .. hothat etota risk keno nilo? ... diner aloi ... ashepashe lokjon ba pulish thakte parto" .. saubhik khanik muchki heshe bollo .. "pulish ke ki ora bhoi pai !? oder sathe shnat acche ... bhoi jake pai take bage peyecche bhebei eto barabari ... amar mone hoi oi bagtai kore ora guruttopurno kono evidence niye jacchilo .. bodhoi plan cchilo aj lopat kore felbe ... aj-i amar chokhe pore jawai bujhecche je ami oder sondeho kori .. dekhtei pacchis lokgulo desperate ... nijeder bnachanor jonye  ja khushi korte pare" ...

Jiggesh korlam "eibar tobe ki korbi ? pulishe jananor katha bhabcchis?" .. saubhik abar khanik heshe bollo "hai re bangali .. ekhono pulish .. toder ki kokhonoi akkel hobena? ... jak toder oto matha ghamanor dorkar nei .. ami samle nebo ...  hut kore kicchu korte chaina .. sob dik bhebe egote hobe .. tora ektai kaj koris .. ar kauke .. biseshoto amar barir lokke eishob katha bolisna ... khub chintai pore jabe" ...

Sheto amra bhaloi jani .. emniteo kono barir lok kei amra kicchuti bolina .. eishob to noi i .. tobu jiggesh korlam . "hate je bandage .. barite ki bolli?" .. saubhik bollo ... "ki abar ... bollam football khelte giye pore gecchi .. ektu anchor legecche .. byas" .. (ei holo saubhik .. bari theke berolo bank theke taka tulte...  ghonta dui pore firlo football khele hat tat kete .. taka tola maya .. ar keu hole tokhoni nanan katha shunte hoto .. kintu saubhik ke je sadharoner hisebe fela jaina .... ta or barir lok dher janen) .. .

Erpor gopper boi er bhashai jake bole ghotonasrot drutobege bohia cholilo .. pordin saubhik janalo je byapar bhalo thekcchena .. oi shonda moto loktake naki o barir ashepashe ghoraghuri korte dekhecche ... lokta jodio saubhik ke dekhte paini .. tobu ... o ki kore saubhiker barir hodish pelo? ... chai i ba ki? .. ei prothombar dekhlam saubhik khanik bhabnai porecche  ...

Tar pordin aro mushkil .. dushkrititra naki saubhiker barite phone korecchilo ... bhagyokrome saubhik i phoneta dhore .. dhorei bujhte pare je ke phone korecche ... buddhi kore golata ektu bhari kore niyechilo .. opasher lok oke kaku (mane saubhiker baba) bole bhul kore .. ebong sohoj bhashai shashai .. "chheleke sabdhan korun .. khub barabari korcche ... ekhono samlale thik acche .. noile samne bipod .. or r apnader sokoler" ... bolei phone cut ...

Saubhik ke dekhe sotti i chintito mone holo ... bollo .. "lokgulo dangerous .. ami nijer jonye bhabina ...amai kissu korte parbena .. kintu barir thikana jane .. phone number jane ... baba ma dada .. ora to kicchui janena .. oder shudhushudhu bipode fela thik hocchena" ... amrao puropuri sohomot ..  kintu upai ki ? ... ami abar ekbar "pu" obdi boltei saubhik amar dike emon ekta bhoyanok drishti dilo je "lish" ta petei theke gelo .. subhadeep o gotik dekhe chup .. khanik bade saubhik bollo .. "nah ..  kodiner jonye ga dhaka debo bhabcchi ... kolkatar baire ... bajar thanda hole abar firbo" ...

Eita shune amra jarpornai dome gelam .. emon ekta adventure shuru hoyecchilo .. ekhon saubhik jodi pattari gotai taile ki ar kicchuti jante parbo ? ... tacchara amra nissondeho je gundagulo jotoi marattok hok saubhiker ba or barir loker kicchu korar moto khomota al kapone ki virappaner o nei .. je chnora gotobocchor du-dubar kendrer sorkar fele diyecche tar kacche kota mafia ... dhush .. kishe ar kishe ...

Tacchara saubhik puro todonto na kore kete porbe .. etao kemon ekta.. manai na .. amra onek kore nirosto korar chesta korlam ... faltu juktio dilam kota .. "tui ekhane thakle tobu chena lokjon ... kintu paliye jekhane jabi .. sekhane eka .. beshi bipojjonok noi ki ?" kimba "tui kacche thakle ekta katha .. kintu tui baire thakle tor barir loker safety ki barbe" .. ityadi ityadi ...

Kintu saubhik totokkhone monosthir kore felechhe .. ogyatobash i pontha ... ami sesh chesta korlam  "oi khunider ki hobe? tar ki emni i par peye jabe?" ... saubhik amar dike koruna ar slesh mishiye ekta mishti hashi dilo .. jeno "otoi jodi dorod to nije kicchu korleo to paro ... baje bar na khaiye" .. tarpor chowal duto shokto kore bollo .. "she niye tora noi nai bhabli ... ota amar byapar .. amar opor cchere de" (4) ... bujhlam atotayider bhobishyot rourob ki kumbhipak  .. eo bujhlam je baki goppota amader ar jana holona ... ki r kora ... emoni i jibon !...   

Porer dudin saubhik bepatta ... or bari gelam .. kakima bollen .. "saubhik to kal pishir bari gelo .. chittaranjan ... tora janishna ? .. pishima onekdin dhore bolcchilen .. ekhon to toder kono kaj nei .. mosto cchuti" ... amra halka "hne hne" korlam .. pachhe befnash kichhu bole feli .. mone mone bhabcchi .. "edike je ki marattok byapar shyapar ta jodi janten"  ... jai hok .. ar kicchu korar roilona .. fire elam ..

Din satek pore sauhik jokhon firlo tokhon mafia proshonge tnu shobdoti nei ... borong chittaranjane giye rajhdhani express er engine chaliyecche tar i bornona ... sathe jontrosobhyotar sonkhipto itihash .. amra je timire .. ajo shei  (5)...

Seshbelai duti jinish nehat sotyer khatire janate hoi .. jodio sonedhobatikera bhul i bujhben .. tobuo ..

-- Saubhik chittaranjan theke firle or hate bandage cchilona .. tin charte shukno katar .. chhurir khoto bole monei hoina .. borong gola lokera oke rastai acchar khawar chinho bole bhul korbe ..

-- Samrat bole amader arek priyo bondhu janiyecchilo je balanondo hospital e stitch kora jaina .. karon okhane kono emergency section nei .. etar ki mane ami konodin i janina .. tobu bolecchilo bole likhe dilam ... 

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Punoscho A : Eibar kolkatai onekdin por saubhiker sathe dekha holo ... dibbi acche ... ekdin bole ekta khoborer kagojer editor ... bharat je bishwocup jitlo tar protita guruttopurno khela saubhik i cover korecche .. sobai dhoni dhoni korcche bote .. kintu bharatborshee somosto bhalo bhalo byaparer picchone kar hat sheta jara jane tarai jane ... ar janlen ei blog poriyera ..

Punoscho B : Ekta cchobi jure dilam .. statistics bolcche chhobiola blog er dorshok beshi ...  lekhar sathe chhobir somporko sugobhir ... tai bojhar chesta nirorthok .. tobe eta je art ta ekbakye mene nin .. sondeho thakle cchobitale jekono angle e ghuriye dekhun ... tailei mormo bujhben ...

Hori he ... tumi i sotyo

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(1) Onekei bhabchhen je ekta baccha meye mara gecche .. sombhoboto khun .. erom ekta bicchiri byapar niye eibhabe likhcchi ... kono sensitivity nei .. likhte giye amaro mone holo .. ei byapare duti katha ... sohanubhuti bodhoi konodin i  amader bhoyanok strong point cchilona .. dwityoto saubhik er biboroner moddhe emon ekta kicchu cchilo jar theke amra byapartake ekta goenda golper moto shunecchilam .. uttejok diktai mone esecchilo tragic dikta noi .. sutorang ..

(2) Eta sorbojonbidito je jar mone jotoi kut pnyach ghuruk saubhiker kacche ta dhora porbei .. bisheshoto meyeder moner byapar shyapar to or nokhodorpone ...

(3) Ei jaigatai oboshyo amar moto bebak harami o chap kheye gecchilo .. ek biplobider opor otyacharer ghinghine bornona cchara eshob ami kokhono shunini ...

(4) Ekhon bolle keu biswash korbena .. kintu ami holof kore bolte pari je eita bolar somoi saubhiker mathar picchone halka jyoti dekhecchilam .. ar kane bajcchilo "yada yada hi" (mohabharat .. b. r. chopra)

(5) Sadhak ki sadhe bolechhen "ke tomare jante pare .. tumi na janale" .. konodin jodi saubhik nijomukhe byakto kore tobei bakita jana sombhob .. tobe she asha durosto ..

Saubhik o Netaji (Saubhik ke jemon dekhiyachhi ... dwitiyo kisti)

Saubhiker byapare kicchu bolte jawa dushkor noi .. nitantoi osombhob (1) ... prothom kistita pore dekhlam ..  sompurno hotash lekha .. tai ei kodin ar chap ni ini .. kintu aste aste ter pacchi ..  eto swabhabik .. ondher hostibornon ar kotoi ba sudrishyo hobe ... kintu tao chesta korte khoti ki (2) .. chhotobelai dabakhelai subhadeep er bore montri hoye jacche dekhle nijer borer chalgulo jore jore ditam .. jodi ek ghorer ektu beshi jai ... jaini konodin .. loke hashahasi i korecche .. tobu to chesta ..  ar chal aste dileo je oi ekghor i jeto tao to thik ... etao sheirom i .. ar lekha joto okhadyoi hok .. keu keu je ei ojuhate abar saubhiker goppogulo mone korbe .. ar dher khushi pabe (jemon ami pacchi) .. shetai ki kom ... tai dwitiyo kisti o ..

Prothom kodin saubhiker sathe bondhutto korar furtite or protibhar thik totota andaj paini ... dhakkata laglo 96 er shurute ... ekdin adda marar fnake saubhik hothat bollo .. "achha ei netaji r byaparta niye toder ki boktobyo ?"... amra to le halua .. boktobyo abar ki .. netaji bhalo lok ... kishob kishob jeno korecchen .. jai hind .. tomra amake rokto dao .. jonmodine cchuti hoi .. besh byapar .. kintu tai niye abar boktobyo hoi naki ? amra edik-odik chaicchi dekhe saubhik ar thakte parlo na ... buke khanikta dom bhore (ar keu dom nile bojha jai kina kheyal korini .. kintu saubhik kicchu bolar age dom nile bukta dhonuker moto dekhato ... phole sohojei ter pawa jeto) bolle .. "ei je nirlojjo shorojontro ... eibhabe ekta lokke nischinho kora .. prapyo morjada na dewa ... eta ki cholte debo bhabcchis?" .. amra to puro shukto mere gelam .. fit hoi hoi .. dosha dekhe saubhiker bodhoi ektu mayai holo ... bujhiye bolle "ei byaparta niye besh kodin bhabcchi ... amar dadu netajir bondhu cchilen ... amar kacche she somoi er onek chithipotro acche .. ar amio khanik research kore kicchu jinish jenecchi .. eibar shob chokranto phnash korbo" ... ki r boli .. dadu r byaparta sohoj e dhora gecche ..  swabhabik ..  netaji bose, saubhikra ghosh ..  bondhutto hotei pare .. kintu bakitar ki mane? ..

Totokkhone aro alokprapti .. saubhik janalo o ekta khata baniyecche jekhane esob likhe rekhecche ... ochirei amra sheta dekhte pabo ... eo janalo je bakira eishob byaparshyapar niye kicchu na korleo saubhik omon merudondohiner (amaderi hyata dile kine ke jane .. tokhon bojhar obosthai nei) moto chup kore thakbena ... bihit ekta korbei ...

Eishob bole to sediner moto babu kete porlen ... ammo prothom dhakkata katiye uthe ektu chokh mele dekhi .. are sotti i !.. netaji byaparta to besh ghoniye uthecche ... kaktaliyo bhabe seta netajir jonmo shotoborsho ... ekhon keu jonmale ar prithibi dhongsho na hole jonmo shotoborsho to asbei .. amar apnar  khetreo ta onibarjo..  kintu boro boro lokeder jonmo shotoborsho hole khub hoi hoi korte hoy ... phul mala gangajol .. ekhetreo dekhlam sherom i .. romroma bajar..

Tobe netaji khanik controversial kina ... tai jhamelao kom hocchena .. jemon bharot sorkar netaji ke bharat rotno debo debo korcchilo (bharat rotno bhari bhalo jinish .. dite kono khorcha nei .. r keu pele tar parar lok ityadi ra khub khushi hoi .. sorkar ke vote dei)  ..  kintu tate hajar somoshya ... prothomoto bharat rotno ta ki moronottor dewa hobe naki emni i ... moronottor dilei loke tnuti chepe dhorbe .. byatara nirghat age thekei jane .. utlodike moronottor na dileo loke bolbe taile ora jane netaji bneche acchen ebong kothai acchen .. otoeb ... ta she somoshya jodi ba question mark diye metano jeto .. bangali kortara byapartai mote khushi non ... keu bolcche onek deri hoye gecche .. eddin bade bharatrotno dewa ta ekdhoroner opoman i (aha eirom buddhi jodi amar paonadarder hoto .. taile purono dhargulor ar chinta thaktona ..) ... keu aro ek kathi egiye .. tader boktobyo netaji ekjon oitihashik choritro (orthat itihash boite nam pawa jai) .. take bharatrotno debar katha bhabai hasyokor .. tobe ki ebar amra akbar, ashok ki goutam buddha keo bharatrotno debo naki ... illi peyeccho ??.. eishob nanan karone bharat sorkar to khanik dome gecche ..  bharatrotno r byaparta egocchena ..

Poschimbongo sorkar o kom jaina ...  emnite proti 23she january ekta cinema (oi subhasher cchotobela na ki jeno .. jate keu ekjon khub mishti golai "ekbar bidai de ma" gan), duto mala diyei kaj mete .. kintu shotoborshe tara porikolponar churanto dekhiyecche .. sorkar theke sob barite alo diye sajabar nirdesh dewa hoyecche .. ki karon janina ... netajir boyesh hoyecche ... ghore firte chaile jodi poth na chinte paren .. tai alo diye poth dekhano bodhoi (3) ...  jak she bhalo ... khoti kicchu nei .. moter opor cesc r ektu labh ..

Edike protidin kagoj e gorom gorom bibriti o berocche .. udahoronswourp ..

jyoti basu -- "Netajike bujhte na para amader pragoitihashik bhul !"

biman bose -- "dekhun ami ei byapare hut kore kicchu bolte parbona .. amader party gonotantrik .. samner mashe politburor meeitng acche .. sekhane netaji niye alochona hobe .. netaji kothai acchen ki korecchen .. thik korecchen ki bhul korecchen .. adou netaji bole keu chilen kina ... naki purotai samrajyobadi chokranto ... ityadi somosto bishoyei sekhane siddhanto hobe .. tatei sob joler moto porishkar hoye jabe ..  bakira jeno tar age ei sombondhe kicchu na bolen ba lekhen ba bhaben .."

mamata banerjee --"ora subhaske merecche .. ora gandhike merecche ... ora indira ke merecche .. ora rajib ke merecche .. ora amakeo marte chai .. kintu manush acche .. manush ta manbena" (4)..

somen mitra -- "amar elakar lokera chirokali subhashke khub bhalobashe .. ajo tar kono bodol nei ..  ami subhashke onurodh korbo jokhon firben tokhon sealda diyei ashun .. emniteo plane e shudhu shudhu accident er gujob.. train onek bhalo ...  amar elakar taxiolara oke sosommane bhabanipore poucche debe .. line e dnarate hobena .. ferar pothe nijer statue ta ekbar dekheo neben ..."

forward bloc er keu .. "subhash amader kacche" ... (5)

Jai hok .. background bojhate dher baje katha holo ... abar saubhik e firi .. she to ekdin bihit korbe bole tarpor puro chup ..  amra toddine kagoj-tagoj pore ekdom togboge hoye gecchi .. chepe dhorlam ....  netajir byaparta ektu kholsha na hole to hocchena ... amra je othoi jole .. kintu saubhik ke raji korano ki soja .. onek sadhyosadhonar pore saubhik janalo je thik acche .. amader moner ondhokar khanik katanote o sommoto ...

Kodin bade saubhik amader or khatar kicchu ongsho pore shonalo ... she je ki jinish .... obangmanoshgochor ..  amar dharonai kono manusher jibon sombondhe tothyo ahoroner she ek sreshto udahoron ... tate netaji ki khan .. ki poren ... cha ye ko chamoch chini ... bathroom e khambaj gaite komol ni byabohar koren kina ... kathakali nach dekhle mone kemon bhabodoi hoi .. eishob to acchei ... aro koto je oshadharon katha jana gelo ta obornoniyo ... du ekta ja mone acche ...

 -- netaji je ke ics porikkhai 4th banano hoyecchilo sheta nitantoi jaliyati ...  prothom tinjoner nam jothakrome  Elis A. Q. , Jalaluddin. M.A. ar Holmes S.(6) .. songoto karonei probol chesta swotteo eder uttorpotro jogar kora sombhob hoini ... oboshyo netaji er chorom sodh tulecchilen .. afghanisthan diye chhodmobeshe palanor somoi uni Jalaluddin M. A. nam nen .. thatta ta ter peye britishder ja hal .. sadhe ki bayatder nak oto lal .. etobar jhamaghosha kheyecche ..

-- kadam kadam barhaye ja ganti ashole ekta sroddhargho ... jugmobhabe betophen ar fourier er uddyeshye .. betophen er 9th symphonyr moulik sonkhyok notegulor frequency ke dubar fourier transform korle je surta dnarai shetai kadam kadam barhaye ja ...

-- mohilader proti  netajir goinadaner udatto ahbane je shudhu desh-bidesher bharotiya-rai nijeder bhushon tyag korecchilen ta noi .. shei daker latin onubad shune rajendrani mary etoi apluto hoyecchilen je king george ke lukiye kohinoor hire ti dakjoge netaji ke pathan ... mukute jeta roilo sheta bagri marketer mal .. dam 4 taka 9 ana .. ei khoborta janajani hobar pholei naki britainer dwitiyo bishwojuddhe mon dewa ... chabmerlain er poton ebong churchiler utthan .. ar eki karone netaji r picchone eto shoinyo shamonto ..

-- japanider kacche netajir tumul jonopriyotar mul karon duti .. ek netajir nijoshwo shnutki maccher recipe .. jate uni sushir swader sathe jirephoroner ek onobodyo melbondhon korecchilen ..  dui netajir abiskhrito ostro "marodiki"  ... jar prerona peyecchilen bornio r blowpipe ebong khnati bangali gulti r theke ... dwitiyo bishwajuddher shurute ei ostrer sahajye ekta 10 joner japani division dine prai 6 hajar allied shoinyo marcchilo ... mitroshokti r sob desh i jinishta copy korte chesta korecche .. kintu keu i er critical velocity ta ber korte parenni  .. edike kodiner moddhei subhasher sathe japani authority r khitimiti lege jabar phole japanirao er punorbyabohar korte pareni ...  phol to sobai jane ..

Sob tothyoi je netajir gun sombondhio temon noi .. jerom jana gelo je "tomra amake rokto dao .. ityadi" slogan ta ekdom i plagiarism ... 1450 shal nagad romania i vlad namok raja deshbashir kacche eki ahban janan (7) ... oboshyo eta netajir itihash bidyar nojir boleo bola jete pare .. tokhono wikipedia asheni kina ...

Saubhik aro bollo je "netajir plane crash mara jabar goppota shudhu mithyei noi ottonto hothokari ebong hasyokor mithye ... karon netaji sare 5 bochcor boyesh thekei bayu-kumbhak jog e siddho cchilen ..   uni jotokkhon khushi hawai bheshe thakte parten ... 1904 sale amritabajar portikai "Flying Wonder of Cuttack" bole reportta je netaji ke niyei lekha eto sobai jane ... oboshyo lekhok ektu barabari korecchilo .. karon netaji urtenna sudhu bhasten" ...

Erpor ektu dom niye or bikhyato hashita (8) diye bolle "netajike marar shorojontro kibhabe hoi .. ebong ke kore sob i jani ... shorjontrokarir nam mohandas ... duniyar somosto ramcchagol jake mahatma bole dake" ...

Totokkhone amra chomke charulata ... chokh bisfarito .. heartbeat thomthome .... ar seshbelai je atom bom ta felle tar to kathai nei .... adhghontatak pore sombit firte dekhi saubhik totokkhone khatapottor gutiye felecche .. ar mon diye abar kishob virus/bacteria niye katha bolcche ... tokhon jotoi jiggesh kori je ei byaparta ektu kholsha korle hoina .. ki janli kibhabe janli ... uttore shei hashi .. seshmesh bolle .. "ek-du din sobut koro ...  age kotokgulo kaj sarte hobe" .. bolei bepatta ... 

Erpore du-tin hopta saubhiker dekhai pawa gelo na ... edike amader to dom bondho obostha .. eirom ekta khobor peter moddhe chepe boshe acchi ... emni i amar bhuri acche bole bodnam .. sheta to phule parachute .. loke pregnant bhabcche ... kauke kicchu bolteo parcchina .. saubhiker kacche nahoi okatyo sob proman acche .. amra esob bolle nigghat gono-kyal ... thik kora holo kicchu kore cchnora ke dhortei hobe.. ei tension niye ar thaka jacchena ... sutorang phone, saubhiker barite hana ..  eishob nanan chesta chollo ..  kintu kothai ki ..  sob i fokka ...

Sesh obdi jokkhon patta pelam .. tokhon to ei niye kicchu boltei chaina .. onek chapachapi r por bolle .. "dnarao tobe" .. bolei pocket theke ekta kagoj ber kore kishob du-charte katha likle .. edik odik kota dag katle  .. tarpor kagojta amader hate diye bolle .. "eita poro tailei ter pabe" ...

Amra to uttejonai osthir .. kintu ki she ki .. she kagoje dekhlam bhoyanok mon diye bhagat singher goppo lekha ... tar i seshe dekha gelo je bhagat singh er jokhon fnashi hobo hobo .. tokhon dher lok mahatma gandhike bolecchilen je uni jeno borolat ke onurodh koren fnashita rod kore dite ... kintu ki ekta karone gandhi sherom kissu korenni .. phole somoi moto bhagat singher fnashi hoye jai ... tar opor ei phnashi niye gandhi ektuo dukkhoprokash to koren i ni .. borong nam-prokashe-onicchuk ek asrambashir katha onujayi shedin uni khasha mejaje cchilen ...  nehat dnat cchilona .. noile hashi chapa shokto hoto .. emon ki rate ghor theke khanik gungun ganer awaj pawa jacchilo ..

Pora sesh hotei saubhik ekebare QED marka ek hashi dilo .. bojho thyala !.. kichchhuti dhorte parlam na .. gandhi khub kharap lok proman hisebe eta hoito jothesto .. kintu netajir biruddhe shorojontro ki kore bojha gelo? ... tobe ki bhagat singh i netaji ?.. matha tatha guliye ekakar ... edike saubhik omon hashle bishesh proshno o kora jaina .. keiba nijeke hnada proman korte utola ...

Sesh obdi ar thaka gelona .. proshnota korei fellam ... saubhik khub i hotash holo ... bollo ... "nah .. toder diye ar holona ... jotota bola jai  ami bolecchi .. ar bolle tar phol je ki hobe sheita jodi andaj kortis taile faltu jiggesh kortisna ... apatoto eitukui jan je kaj cholcche .. sotti samne asbei .. ar ekhono jodi sorkar doshider dhakar chesta kore .. taile ami saubhik ghosh bole rakhcchi tar phol ora bhugbe" ...  bas katha sesh ...  

Erpore saubhik thik ki ki korlo ta ar dhorte parini ... konodin jodi saubhik nije kholsha kore lekhe ba bole tobei jana jabe .. jodio tar asha kom .. chhokra osombhob binoyi ar lajuk kina ... she jak bhitorer khobor na janleo baire theke ja dekhte pelam tar pholaphol bharater itihashe sudurprosari ...

Kodiner moddhei ja ja holo bole dekhlam ...

-- totkalin sorkarta ar dumash o tiklona .. je narasimha rao ke babri kando norate pareni .. sangshod ghush kelenkari jar tak er ujjolota ke molin koreni .. shei bhodroloker sorkar r rajnoitik jibon dui i ek dhakkai maya hoye gelo  ..

-- porer sorkar er dosha aro sochoniyo .. tara bodhoi shurutei saubhik ke chotiyecchilo .. phole gonotantrik itihasher record time e mukh thubrolo .. ke ekjon likhecchilen je tini bajpayee ke phone kore congrats bolate bajpayee dhonyo obdi bolte perecchilen .. tarimoddhe sorkar pore gelo .. bad ta tai bad i roilo ..  

-- basuder proti onachar bondher tagide saubhiker ei proyasher pholei bodhoi arek basu tonoy prai prodhanmotri hobo hobo holen .. kintu bongobashir bhagyo okorun .. ar itihash er punorabrittir probonota marattok .. tai aro bhul  ... aro ek basu ektu r jonye dilli jete parlenna .. niyoti nirdoya ..

-- ei somoi i bharat sorkar theke netajir upor ekta purnango boi cchapar nirdesh beriyecchilo .. eta oboshyo tokhon jantamna .. kodin age times of india pore janlam  .. sheta saubhiker khatatai kina janina .. ba erom o hote pare je sheta sorasori cchapale hoito tritiyo biswajuddho atkano jabe na ... she jai hok ... shei times of india tei beriyecche agami ek-dusho bocchorer moddhei shei boi beriye jabe ...  jara ochirei suicide korben bhabcchen tader proti onurodh ektu dhorijo dhorun .. morben to botei .. kintu netajir byaparta jene morai ki bhalo noi !  ..




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Punoscho A ::  Ei lekhai saubhik cchara ar je je mohan loker proti osomman dekhano hoyecche ta puroi uddeshyopronodito .. uddeshyo jante hole rabindrather "haui o taroka" sirshok kobita prothom du line porun .. saubhikke puro morjada na dite para okkhomotajonito .. she to agei likhecchi ...   

Punoscho B :: Keu keu bhabte paren ja likhecchi shob i  dhopbaji .. tader bolbo bihswasher jor baran ..  noile bhugben ... obishwashyo mone holeo onek kicchui sotti hoi ... temon proyojon hole amar torof theke sakkhi hishebe subhadeep chattopadhyay bole ekjon dnaraben bole asha kori .. saubhik to acchei ... ar netajir opore saubhik er kaj jodi obishwash koren to nicher cchobi dekhun .. ashakori QED hoyecche .. oboshyo apnara jodi netajir bishoye anita basu r thekeo beshi janen tobe amar kicchu bolar nei (cchobita saubhiker facebook prfile theke jharlam bodhoi o kicchu mone korbena) ...

Saubhik o Netaji Konya

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(1)  Don ko pakarna ...hu hu ajkal ami film buff ..

(2)  Ke ekta bolecchilo rabindranath er mulyo sothik bujhte hole arekjon rabindranath chai .. shei juktite dekhle saubhik ke bornona korar ashai ccharte hoi .. karon arekta rabindranath er sombhabona oti kheen holeo shunyadhik .. kintu arekta saubhik !! ... no sir ... saubhik ek .. ebong ekmatro ..
 
(3) Bolle keu biswash korbena kintu kodin age `Tangled` bole ekta cinemai ekdom ei concepttai dekhlam .. sadhe ki bole art imitates life ...

(4) Ei boktobyo thekei je potoborti kaler bikhyato tothyochitro 'ora kara? -r sutropat ta sondehatit ...

(5) Forward bloc, rsp eishob partyder jonye dan-bam kono kagoj i tinte r beshi shobdo khorcha korena .. ashapurna devi r omogh bhashai oder status "half jhi .. half paposh" ...

(6) Jara ekhono dhorte parenni ghabraben na .. amrao tokhon bujhini (ek Holmes. S ta cchara) ... saubhik i bujhiyecchilo .. Elis. A. Q --> Queen Elizabeth, Jalaluddin M. A --> Jalaluddin Mohammad Akbar ... saubhik cchara ek Sherlock Holmes i dhorte parto .. tai ghush hisebe third position ..

(7) Ei vlad er puro nam vlad dracul ... onekei mone koren je ini i draculader prothompurush .. sondeho thakle wikipedia r smoron nin ..

(8) Saubhiker hashir byaparta age bolini bodhoi ...  amar chormochokkhe dekha cheshire cat er closest approximation ... ja dekhle pocketmar otikoshte jhara purse bari boye ferot diye jai .. einstein bujhte pare relativity nitantoi chelemanushi ....

Saubhik ke jemon dekhiyacchi (ba shuniyacchi) ... prothom kisti

Bharat sorkar podmo chhoracchori r list ber korle protibar i mon diye pore dekhi ar protibar i mon kharap hoi ...  protibha r kono kodor ki e pora deshe acche!! .. noile eibareo je Saubhik podmobibhishon goccher kicchu pelena ..  tar ki jukti hote pare ?(1) ...  sorkar gulo ki ar sadhe pore .. ahammok bolei theke theke acchar khai ... 

Morugge jak .. saubhik amader nobel i pabe .. sob byatar thotamukh bhnota korei pabe ... tokhon saubhiker nam e motamota boi berobe .. ar ami o ei phnake profile visit bariye niye blog e google ad cchapabo ..

Saubhiker katha prothom shuni Subhadeep er mukhe .. tokhon amra class nine e bodhoi ... subhadeep progressive namer ekta coaching center e porte jeto .. ekdin bollo .. "saubhik bole ekjoner sathe alap holo .. ki oshadharon cchele .. jemon rajputturer chehara temon i gyan-buddhi .. somosto subject e ki progarho dokhol ... ar kathabarta ki soresh ... ek kathai khasha jare koi !"..

Kodin bade rajabajar mini te chorecchi school e jabo bole ... dekhi ekta pyangla marka cchele amader dike elo ... khasha chuler bahar .. chosma r moddhe diye chokhduto chomkacche ... eshei subhadeep er sathe salmonella na ki  niye tumul alochona shuru kore dile .. mone holo etai saubhik .. kintu ami je pashe boshe ushkhush korcchi ta keu dekhcchei na .. tai jiggesh korar subidhe pelamna .. hothat shunlam .. she chokra subhadeep ke jiggesh korcche "accha sandipayan bole kauke chinis?" ... shune subhadeep khanik thomke gelo  .. shei sujoge ag bariye bollam .. "omon namer kauke pawa shokto ..  kacchakacchi r moddhe ami acchi .. amar nam sandip aine .. aine ta podobi".. she shune saubhik to ekgal heshe "are tai to bhabi .. uttorayan - dokshinayan shunecchi .. sandipayan ta abar ki bostu .. she jak ...  ami saubhik ghosh ... namer banan dontyo sho diye shuru" (2) ... bolei gombhir mukhe abar shei magnetospirillam na ki byang niye kishob shokto katha bolte lagle ... ami to tho ..

Erpore besh kodin saubhik sombondhe khoborakhobor sob i subhadeep er theke pawa ... tarmoddhe besh khanikta saubhik er porashunor dokkhota sombondhe .. o koto bhalo onko kore .. koto bhalo ingreji lekhe ityadi .. jegulo sotti holeo temon uttejok noi .. uttejok bhagta prem jorito ..

Tokhon bajare ekta probol premer hawa ... loke paka bel er moto tuptap prem e porchhe .. mobile phone ki internet tokhono asheni .. phole bonkimi kaida r prempotro r cchoracchori .. adhunikotar beshirbhagtai kagojer rong e .. golapi akashi ityadi  ... amar moto jara 4ft by 4ft cheharar ar gayer rong e jellai kak lojja pai .. tader je keu patta deina sheta bola bahulyo (bel pakle kaker je kicchu noi .. sheto sorboibo sotyo) .. kintu bakider sargaram byapar .. ar saubhik er opor to premer chot marattok ...

Ja jana gelo tate saubhik ke dekhlei meyera topatop humri khacche .. tader ar dhore rakha jacchena ... prai marilyn monroe r punglingo bhab .. bisheshoto shei progressive coaching e je 20-22 jon meye porto (subhadeeper bornona onujayi jader protyekkei prai madhuri dixit er moto dekhte) ... tara ghontai dubar kore saubhik ke propose korcche ... kintu saubhiker bhobi bholbar noi .. o je jonomot nirbisheshe sobaikei "NA" bolcche tai shudhu noi .. tara jotoi gopone prem nibedon koruk .. saubhik er protyakkhan sorbosomokkhe ebong sojore .. bodhkori bakider nirosto korte .. kintu tate proposal er rate kicchu komcchena borong saubhiker golar dosha shochoniyo .. edike progressiver baki ccheleder moddheo halka bidrohi bhab (ekjoner opore sob meyer nojor hole jai hoi r ki)... sob miliye ochirei je saubhiker bodyguard cchara berono dushkor hobe she byapare subhadeep nissondeho ..

Ta ei premer abohawa eratei saubhikta amader dole jutlo kina ta ar mone porena .. kintu kodiner moddhei saubhik niyomito subhadeepder bari asha shuru korlo .. ar amra dher bondhu hoye gelam ...saubhik er chorom protibhar jetuku ami dekhecchi .. ta ei somoi thekei shuru ...

(1) Saubhik je ajonmo shudhu oasadhyoi sadhon kore esecche .. je 15 bocchor boyeshe bharat sorkarer chokranto fnash korecche .. 16 bocchore kolkatar kukhyato doshyuder badha diye cchuri kheyecche ... 17 te rajdhani express chaliyecche ... 18 te .. dhur ..  katha bariye ar labh ki .. saubhik er  kajkommo ami ja jani tatei 19 ta nobel hoi .. ja janina tar katha ar ki iba boli ...

(2) Kodin bade saubhik janiyecchilo  .. "onekei saubhik banan kore talobyo sho diye .. subho r sathe kicchu jog acche bhebe ... kintu saubhik mane asole jadukor ... bananta dontyo sho diye shuru " ... jadukor je tate ar sondeho ki ... aro besh kodin pore sukumar sen er lekhai porechilam .. chhou nacch er bhalo nam naki saubhik nrityo .. erpor theke jotobari cchou nacch dekhecchi (mane puro noi .. pagol naki .. oi du ekta mukhosh tukhosh)  ter hoyecche byapartar moddhe saubhik markai ekta jomkalo bhab .. saubhik nrityo bolai jai ... obishyi saubhik keu ador kore "cchou" bole dake kina janina .. 

Pnecha kahini

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 Duto pnecha chorcchilo chatale 

Ek khana mo'lo haspatale

Onyota chupisare

Jei gecche khalpare

Chapa dilo minibus matale ||

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Shiben jabe arambagh koborkhana dhute

Sujog bujhe pnecha duto jei na gecche shute

Omni godai knapiye para

Bollo hneke joi ma tara 

Pakhna cchnire, dui byatakei jyanto dilo pute ||

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Agartalar pnechara

Ajob rokom bechara

Dekhte to keu paina chokhe  

Somosto din gamccha shnoke

Rattire jai knakurgacchi, morlo jeta se chhara ||

Gochelar goppo (sesh kisti)

Kokchurong theke Tsokha

Pordin sokal e uthe dekhi tokhono surjodeb sohai ... charpash alo hoye acche ... pahare du-tindin dinbhor megh na pawa .. bhalo bhagyer byapar ... sobar i monmejaj durust tai sokaler khawadawata jobbor holo .. pratyush totokkhone nim singh ke potiye rannaghore jaiga niyecche ... cheese, tomato aro kishob diye ekhana jhurjhure maggi ja banalo .. duronto swad .. amra to botei .. abhik, bal kumar o kheye ahladito  .. pratyush ke bollam je "eito .. paharider o jokhon mon joi koreicchis ... ekhane tor chakri paka .. fire ki hobe ?  .. oder dole cook hoye ja ... khasha din katbe .. e pahar o pahar ghure ghure berabi".. ta bhalo katha kei ba shone ? ... byata kane nile na ...

Khabar porei bathroom er chinta .. etodin obdi jekhane ja dekhecchilam kokchurong er bathroom she sobkicchu  cchariye aro onek dur ... she ek osombhob byapar ... trekker's hut theke khanik dure cchotto ekta kather ghor .. dur theke dekhle besh monorom ... kintu oi obdi i ... foot kurir moddhe pouccholei .. bas sesh ...  bakhim jodi dhapar mather eksho gun hoi ... to kokchurong bakhim er opore aro dusho ... pawan lal chhetri r ghorar byapare jotokhani dorod ... tader opokommo porishkar korar  byapare jerom nishtha .. manusher belai she subidhe nei ... edike gotodin gochela jabar chokkore eshob mathai chhilona .. aj khub i proyojon ... ki kora ... ta prosu basu ek aschorjo somadhan batlale .. amra ki ekta karone khanik hit spray niye gecchilam .. mosha machi ki pahari daku kicchu ektar hat theke bnachte (1) ... sheta kokhono i byabohar hoini .. ei somoi kaje laglo ...

Somadhanta besh soja .. prothome khanik jol bhore bathroom er jotota kacche pran rekhe jawa jai toddur giye rekhe asha .. tarpor chemical warfare shuru ... pulish er tear gas cchorar kaidai hit spray kora ... jotota hole hit er meghe ashpash dheke jai ... erpore mukhe cigarette ... bas .. cchokh okejo ... phushphusher khela sesh .. nak er to kothai nei ... mone mone joi ma ... dhokar poth proshosto ... 

She ondhokuper theke jokhon berolam tokhon prane je ki aschorjo anondo! ... ei practice ta din koyek korle r kathai nei ... hitler titler shob nosshi ... gas chamber e boshe ghonta koyek 29 khelte pari ... kicchuti hobena ... tarpor e haste haste beriye eshe nazi byatader pith chapre bolbo "bhaloi baniyechhile ... nehat gochela jaoni .. tai asli jinish hater baire" ... eijonyei boli bhromone gyaner proshar ..

Amra kojon ghor birikhor to ebhabei kaj sarlam .. beronor jonye ready ... baki ra tokhono monsthir korte pareni ... tai somoi lagcche .... edike basant, abhikra r prosu basu bhari utola ... tsokha jete deri hoye jacche ... minute e 12 bar kore tara dicche ... eto tara kisher ? .. tsokhai ki modhu ?... ke jane ... dekhar jinish to fele esecchi pichhone ..

Sharmishtadi ar kd .. kokchurong theke berocche

Jai hok .. amra bhag bhag hoye berolam .. ami, praytush , khnya ar basant eksathe ... sathe basanter kon ek bondhu (kottheke elo oboshyo janina) ... bakira khanik bade follow korbe ... kokchurong theke rasta dubhage bhag hoye gecche ... ekta dzongrir rasta danhate pore .. ja diye amra esecchi .. shetai ar firbona ... bnadiker rasta dhorbo .. sheta abar khanikdur bade du bhag hoyecche .. ekta bhag soja tsokhai jai .. onyota ghurpoth ... beronor somoi basant bakider poipoi kore bole dilo je kon rastata nite hobe ..

Abar poth chola .. agei bolecchi tokhono abohawa chomotkar ... emnite roddur ar gachhdhaka jaigai cchaya .. majhe majhe phule r jhar .. besh byapar ... ei rastata giye phedang  e mishecche ... tarpor jedik diye uthechcilam sekhan diyei nama ... besh khanik cholar pore kheyal holo je bakider to kono patta nei ... bisheshoto prosu basu r to amader dhore felai uchit etokkhone .. she joto porei berok ... tobe ki ora berolona? .. naki poth haralo ?.. basant ke janate khanik chinta chinta bhan korlo ... tarpor bollo "are na .. itna socho mat .. thik hi poucchega" .. bujhlam or r bisesh eshobe mon nei ... tsokha tancche ... tokhono din onek baki ... jhor bristio nei .. tai bhabna beshi barte pelo na ... 

Erpore onekkhon shudhu hnetei jacchi .. phedang prai poucche gechi .. ekta bnaker mukhe dekhi tin-charte gacche khasha phul dhorecche .. ektu cchaya cchaya jaigata .. batash aramdayok .. boshbo kina bhabcchi ... hothat picchon theke basant eshe bollo .. "accha ek baat bataye bura mat manna" .. ki abar bura manbo ? .. bolo bolo .. "aj to tsokha laut rahe hai .. ladkiyon ke sath kucch karna hai" ... khanik bhuru knuchkalam (2) ... ta she byata to thameina ... mukhechokhe ekta jyoti eshe gecche ... "are pahar ki ek khubsurti to dekh liye ... aur ek thoda janlo .. iye pahari ladkiya jo kar sakti hai .. tumlogoka soch se bahar" ... picchone shei bondhuro mukhe halka hashi .. bhari rag holo .. bollam eishob bolona ... amader opocchondo (aha .. amra je gongodok shikto tuloshipollob .. keu ter na pele rag to hobei) .. basant to chup mere gelo .. bondhuta aro nirash holo .. mone hoi ori dhanda cchilo (etao hote pare je basant ke amader eto pocchondo hoyecchilo .. je doshta bondhur ghare dewa soja) ... jai hok .. 2-5 minute gombhir hoye cholar porei abar basant je ke shei .. edike lafacche odike lafacche ... phedang poucche gelam ...

Phul

Phedang theke abar shei bhoyanok kada-ola rasta shuru .. othar somoi to tobu ekrokom ... namte giye hal kharap ... pa fellei sorat kore nicche .. shudhu kada hole katha cchilo, kintu tar moddhe moddhe mukh unchiye pathor acche .. ektu edik odik holei horibol ... edike khnya ke niye hoyecche arek somoshya .. ami to pa chepe chepe gutgut kore cholcchi .. she byata cholcche ski-ing er kaidai purotai horke ... pathor tathor ele kaida kore pash katiye jacche .. ager jonme nirghat winter olympic e namto ... o shamne thakle eishob keramoti dekhte besh lage .. kintu jokhon picchone tokhon dosha marattok  ... khali mone hocche ei ghare porlo bujhi .. picchon theke sorat shobdo holei hritkmpo (3) ..  khanik eibhabe cholar pore ar parlamna .. rastar dhare sore giye bollam "baba tui samne ja .. horke ja goriye ja icche kor kintu khobordar thamis na ... noile kyal" ... tarpor theke ami picchone hnatlam ar khnya samne horkalo ... brake koshe cholte gele paye bhaloi byatha kore ... tai khnyatar bnadramo dekhe rag o hocchilo .. bhabcchilam je eto furti shoibe na ... acchar khele terta pabi ..

Accharta khelo tsokha dhokar mukhe .. tokhon ulto dik theke ekdol pahari meye pithe bojha niye uthe ascchilo ... tai dekhei concentration ghnete gecche ... eksathe otogulo sundor meye to .. ar khnyatar choritro kokhonoi subidher noi ... phole ja hobar .. popatocho ... emni keu porle chintar katha .. hargor bhanglo kina ? ... kintu khnya jogi purush .. tai oshob bhabna nei... ar porlo o emon oshadharon style e ... hat-pa chetriye mukh ultiye .. bag r juto uriye diye .. ami to ami,  meyegulo o heshe bnachena ... bojha tojha rekhe e oke joriye dhore besh  onekkhon dhore hashlo ... tarpor sobai mile khnya r kacche giye khanik "shat shat" korlo ..  tokhon khnyar mukhta ja hoyecchilo ..  aha ...10 bhag oprostut .. 10 bhag lojja .. 30 bhag furti .. r bakita dekha jachcena .. kadai dhaka porecche ... sob miliye onupom ... ekhon sondeho hoi byata bodhoi icche korei porechhilo ... filmi kaidai attention ar sohanubhuti adai r ki ...

Tsokha

Tsokha

Tsokha r opor totokkhone ekta kuasha kuasha bhab chheye gecche .. grame dhokar mukhei je laketa ..  tar opor megh jome odbhut rong hoyecche ... purono steel er almari khanik swoccho gele jemon dekhabe ... oke bodhoi anshte rong bole ...  kuashar porote baki jaigatao shanto ... ronger ujjolota kome gecche ..

Tsokha poucche trekker's hut e uthlam ... tokhono bakira keu i asheni ... keno janina trekker's hut ta pocchondo hocchilona ... agerbar shei je lodge ta dekhecchilam .. sekhane khnoj niye dekhlam jaiga acche ... book korbo kina bhabcchi ... prosu basu eshe pouccholo .. eshei bollo "ulto rastai chole gecchilam ... onekta ghure aste holo .. bakirao oi rastai gechhe .. kotokkhone aste parbe thik nei" .. amra taratari lodgeta book kore dilam .. ghore dhuke puro goppota shunlam ... ja bojha gelo ora marattok makhiyecche .. prothom bnadik ta thik nileo tarporer ta onyo dike gecche ... bishnulal oder pichconei cchilo .. kintu kicchu bhabe dikbodol hoyecche .. ebong shei pothei hnata lagiyecche ..

Prosu basu bodhoi prothom minute doshek oder kacchakacchi cchilo .. tarpor nijer style e hnetecche .. phole kaukei ar dekhte paini ... eka chole majhe aro du-charbar poth hariyecche ... tarpor ter peye fire giye .. rastai pathor diye dag kete rekhecche ... jate bakira poth na harai .. majhe majhe onekkhon boshe opekkha koreo  naki oder dekhte paini ... oboshyo pawar asha kom i .. karon ja bujhlam oi rastai sob miliye 3-4km beshi hnatte hobe .. sheita hnete, khanik poth hariye r khanik opekkha kore prosu amader theke minute 5-10 bade poucchecche .. phole bakira je dhorte parbena sheto bojhai jacche ... oder nirghat aro ghonta 3-4 lagbe ... tobe prosu obhoi dilo je "chinta nei .. harabena .. rastai chinho dewa acche" ... pore kd r kacche shunecchi .. ora apran hnete ekbar mile khanek dure prosu r tiki dekhte peyecchilo .. tatei oder eto gorbo hoyecchilo je bolar noi .. ar dekhe ni .. tobe pother marking dekhecche .. jaigai jaigai tir chinho .. pashe P. B. lekha ... tai poth haraini (4) ..   

Tsokhar dokan

Amra khanik jiriye tsokha ghurte berolam .. edikodik hnete shei je cafe tai asbar pothe bosheccilam shekhanei abar giye boshlam ... sundor location .. samne upotyokar moto, tar opashe pahar ... ultodiktai gramer baki kichu .. dokantao besh ... tate khabar dabar to acchei .. tupi, scarf, juto, khelna, bahari thimble aro hajarta mojar jinish bhorti ... ekjon motamoto bhodromohila chalan .. hashikhushi mukhcchokh ... kintu golar swore besh ekta byaktitwo .. jiggesh korlen pothe sob thik chcilo kina .. puro gochela obdi gechcilam shune khushi holen ... tarpor prothom dofar khabar ar coffee order dewa holo ...  

Order niye je elo take dekhe to chomke chair theke porar jabar dosha ... odbhut sundori ... eke to paharira emni i dekhte bhalo hoi ... e tar moddheo arek kathi .. bodhoi khanik mishel .. chokh nak chokha .. ar chal khana puro rajhongshi ... amra to himshim kheye osthir .. coffee thanda hoi hoi ... kintu she amader pattai dilena ... prothom murhuto thekei puro nojorta prosu r dike ... r prosu o dekhlam amader bhulei mere diyecche .. chumboke atok hal ... tsokhar duniyai jeno ora dujon i .. bakira faltu r ki, jader extra bole ...

Dujoner keu i bishesh katha boleni .. kintu chokher bhashai, cholar jhotkai ja chollo ta ekebare fatafati .. jemon shei meye temon prosu basu ... she khabar dite eshe ghar ghorai to e cigarette tanar kaida bodle fele .. she plate rakhte churi bajai to e chhayai boshe sunglass thik kore .. poronto aloi prosu basur 13 ta creamer 13 rokom shade sposhto dhora porte laglo ... ki style ! ... ek diye dekhle al pacino .. onyo dik diye rajesh khanna .. ar meyetar rup to bornonar baire ...

Koto round je khabar order holo mone nei .. coffee r bodole tokhon hit beer khawa cholcche (sokale o hit .. bikeleo .. hit din bola jai) ... khanik bade mone hoi gan shunlam "kancha re kancha re"  .. meyeti i gailo naki radio te bajlo ta mone nei .. kintu tate prosu basur ja hal holo ta r ki bolbo .. nehat raja manush .. desher loker proti daitto .. tai bodhoi she jatra firlo .. noile je tsokhai i theke jeto she oboshyo (5) ...

Duto beer shesh hobar mathai bakira eshe pouccholo ... obostha besh kharap .. khub porisrom hoyecche ... kd ta to manush noi .. tai erporeo amader sathe jog dilo ... sayantanda ar sharmishthadi rest nite ghore gelo ... tinte beer sesh hote dekhi din prai sesh ... samne upotyokai fena fena megh bhore acche ... sesh alo tate lal rong makhacche ... durer pahar kalcche ... dhale dhale megh agle dnariye acche ...

Tsokhai sondhe

Charte beer er pore shei motashota mohila eshe bollen  "ar kheona .. kal onekta jete hobe .. shorir kharap hote pare" .. janen to na je amra pogeya matal .. she jai hok .. mohilar bolar dhoron tai eto bhalo je mene nilam .. ar sotti i kal abar 16km moto hnata .. sosta noi .. tai charte tei iti ... ektu boshe ghorer dike fera holo ... totokkhone charpash ondhokar ... koyekta barite khanik alo jwolcche ... baki jaiga abcchaya .. akashe onek tara ... megh nei ...

Tsokha theke Yuksam

Pordin sokalbela abar ro-ona debar pala ... aj ekkbare yuksam .. pahare ghorar sesh din ... amra toiri hoye berobo berobo korcchi ..  prosu basu hothat bollo "ami ektu ghure ascchi" ... bolei vanish ... adh ghontatak bade jokhon firlo totokkhone loke khnojakhnuji shuru korecche .. (amra obishyi goto shondher katha jani .. tai beshi bhabini) .. kintu prosu tokhon onyo level e ... mukhe rajyojoyi hashi ..

Bakhim obdi namar poth ta besh utrai .. othai jemon domer koshto namai temon tal rakha shokto .. amar to namte bhoi i kore ... theke thekei hnochot khai ... pa mochke jai .. tai konokrome samle sumle namcchilam ..  tokhon i pash diye prosu basu gelo ..  puro dev anand style e ... du pa soja .. tarpor duto turi laf bnadik ghneshe .. dadike matha ghuriye balance.. abar ekirokom duto laph dandike .. abar soja ... mukhe gan .. "suhana safar aur iye mausam hasi".. ki r boli .. karur poushmash karur octopus .. arektu aste hnete oke chokher aral hote dilam .. keu sukh pacche dekhle khub mon kharap hoi kina ... 

Bakhim poucche dekhi bakira sobai poucche gecche ... aar amar eto deri hocche dekhe chintao korchhe .. ami to obak .. 2 km rasta aste minute 25 lagiyecchi .. eto swabhabik .. kintu bakira shunlam 10 minutei eshe gecche ... abhikta eshe bollo "ek kaj koro pither bagta amai diye dao .. taile tumi hnatte parbe" .. ki r boli .. puro rasta nijer bojha nije boilam ... aj sesh din namar pothe ami naki boite parbona ... jai hok .. nibi jodi ne .. amar r ki .. ami jhara hat pa hoye aro aste aste hnatlam ...  

Baki rastata prai eka ekai hnatlam ... pothe sachen porlo .. shei tinte bridge abar topkalam ... dher dher yaker dol elo gelo ashpash diye ... ager motoi paharer gna snete ishtonam jop .. prai purotai deja vu ar ki ... ebhabei yuksam poucche gelam ... tokhon bela prai tinte ... poucchei holo somoshya ... hotel ta kothai ? rasta to kichcui mone porcchena (6)  ... je rasta ta diye esecchilam bhablam sheta diye onekta giye dekhi monastery tai poucchechi .. ta bhalo katha .. ashar somoi lyad khye dekha hoini .. eibar ghure ture dekhlam .. sundor lal ronger pagoda bari .. osonkhyo jop-jontro sajano .. lokjon ascche jacche ...

Tader kauke kauke jiggesh korlam hoteler nam kore .. keu ekta rasta bollo .. shei rastai gelam .. kintu tateo khanik hnatar pore dekhlam shohorer prante chole esecchi .. ki ekta school porlo .. shohor dekha bhaloi hocche ...  kintu hoteler to nam gondho nei ... eirom i chollo onekkhon dhore ... age 16km hnetecchi tarpore eita extra .. klanto o lagcche ... sesh e hotash hoye ami prai protyekkei jiggesh korte shuru korlam je hotel ta kothai ... khanik bade ekta lok bolle "accha .. tumi na ektu agei amai jiggesh korecchile .. shei oi rastatai .. edike eseccho keno ? ami to eidikta bolini" ... ami r ki boli je rastar byapare ami dyslexic ... kicchutei thik ta dhorte parina ... ta tini hal bujhe amai khanikta egiye dilen ...  aro bar 25 ek rastata bole dilen ... she rasta follow kore hotel e jokhon pouchcolam tokhon prai 4.30 te baje ... giye pratyush ke lagalam dui dhomok ... rascal ta bhaloi jane je pahari rastai jai hok shohure rastai amai eka fele jawa ta mote buddhir kaj noi ..

Yuksam monastery

Yuksam 

Totokkhone baki sobai i eshe gecche .. baddyrao oder ghoraghuri sere fire esecche ... puro 11 jon i hajir .. sobhyo bathroom ar gorom jol peye sobai i khub chan korlam .. keu ekta buddhi kore dal-bhat-mangsher order diye rekhecchilo ... petpure khawa holo ... itimoddhye kd abishkar koreche je khnya r jacket pahare jotorokom jantob opokkomer chinho acche soberi kicchu na kichhu sample dhore rekhecche ..  phole ota dhowa ba fela jabena ... indian museum ke dan kora hobe ... sobai khnyake dhonyo dhonyo bollo ...

Khabar pore mathai elo je duto kaj baki .. ek to shei pulish thanai bole aste hobe je amra soshorire fire esecchi .. khun dakati rahajani kicchui hoini .. r dui cchanger byabostha korte hobe .. ashar pothe khawa hoini .. ekhono na khele loke opobad debe ... ta keu keu gelo thanai janate .. ami r kd cchanger khnoje gelam hoteler manager er kacche ... manager bhodrolok hashikhushi manush .. bollen "jogar to hoye jabe .. kintu kotota anbo" .. amra bollam "jotota pawa jai .. ete r chintar ki acche".. ta te uni khanik chintito  "tomra khete parbe ? strong kintu " .. amra r ki boli .. matalder to keu certificate deina .. noile degree-dipolma ghore rakhar jaiga hotona .. joddur parlam bhodrolokke bojhanor chesta korlam je oto bhabben na .. apni anun tarpor dekhe nicchi ...

Dondo picchone, samne cchang

Chhang ashar agei basantra o chan-tan sere sejeguje eshe porlo .. taka poisha debar acche .. ar sokolke ta ta bolar o .. ja dekha gelo .. sobai i khushi .. basant, bishnulal, nim singh,  abhik, bal kumar sobar sathei khanikhanik katha holo .. .. handshake, kolakuli ... oder amader ke mondo lageni .. ar amra je nitantoi kritartho ta bola obantor .. prosu basuke sobai alada kore bahoba dilo .. emon hnatar khomota kom i dekha jai kina ...  abhikder bollam kolkata ele khobor dite ...  amrao ektu guidegiri korbo ... pratyush oboshyo oder sabdhan kore dilo ar jai hok jeno amai contact na kore .. taile kolkata ghora to cchai hobe .. amar sathe harale sikkim ferao chap hoye jabe .... eshob korte korte rat hoye elo .. eibar ta ta .. 

Erpore amra khanik pakora ar cchang niye boshlam .. ami r pratyush age sandakphur pothe cchang kheyechi .. bakira khaini ... emnite byaparta besh jomkalo .. boroshoro bnasher chongai bhora fike ronger torol ... motamuti gorom .. opore jober danar moto kishob bhascche ... bnasher straw diye khete hobe ... majhe majhe tano ... majhe majhe straw diye ghorao ..  pashe gorom jol rakha acche ... furiye gele chongai gorom jol dhele khanik nariye rekhe dao .. ferment hoye gele abar khao ... besh byapar ... kheteo prothom prothom besh bhaloi lagchcilo gorom joler sorbot moto ...

Janar cchang shilpo

Kintu besh khanikkhon khabar pore sobari mone holo ki byapar ... nesha to koi kicchu hocchena ... sorbot khachi bhalo katha .. kintu khanik neshabodh to hobe ... noile kisher ki ... aro khanik bade bujhlam je e ekebarei jali mal ... age sandakphur pothe gurdung e ja kheyecchi ta besh bhalo chcilo .. khanik pete jetei ter pawa jachcilo ... eta sherom noi i .. hoi hotel malik amader dekhe bhrosha paini tai bacchader drink pathiyecche ar noile era touristder boka peye eitai khawai .. bakira to hal cchere dilo .. onyo goppogujob cchollo ... khali ami r kd aro ghonta khanek pranpone tanlam .. chowal byatha holo ... pete je poriman gorom jol dhukecche tate goto 10 bochcorer sob jibanu pasteurized hoye gelo .. kintu nesha r holona ... shesh ekanto hotash hoye hoteler ek chokra ke diye khanik rum analam .. khub i kom poriman ... tobu seshbelai pranta ektu thanda holo r ki ... matalder neshar lobh dekhiye hotash kora khub onnai kina (7) ..

Chhang niye ar keu kono subidhe na korte parleo jana nanan rokom khela khello .. onekshob decoration kore dekhalo .. cchanger bij diye cake banalo .. tate khnyar nam likhlo .. cigarette jwaliye mombati korlo .. aro koto ki .. gan bajna o holo khanik .. khali khnya ke gaite bolai byata emon pnyeaji korlo je bolar noi .. tsokhai pore jawa niye khub chat kheyecche kina ...

Onekrat obdi bhat diye tobe shute jawa holo .. pordin sokale gari dhore jalpaiguri r tarpor kolkata ... kar ekta kheyal porlo je amader ferar ticketgulo to confirmed noi ... tar ki hobe? .. waiting list 1-11 cchilo ... amra bhablam dekha jak eddine nirghat confirmed hoye gecche .. noile r ki .. baddy abar ag bariye janalo je o kichcu noi .. jodi confimred nao hoi .. or kon ek mama acchen railer boroshoro keuketa .. onke ekta phone korlei first class byaboshta hoye jabe .. ta besh katha ... amrao nischinto ...

Jatra sesh ba sesh jatra

Pordin station poucche dekha gelo amra waiting list e jehkane cchilam thik sheikhane i acchi ... ei je din satek dhore oto oto hnatahnati laphalaphi kore elam ... waiting list e tar kicchumatro probhab nei .. sekhane amra sthirobhobo  .. oi 1 theke 11 ... tar opore trainta ghonta tin charek late ...she jak .. amader bhorsha baddy r mama .. jar mama acche edeshe je tar chinta nei sheto sobai jane ...

Kintu ekhetreo bidhi bam ..  baddy khanikkhon dhore kishob phone kore eshe janalo .. je mama ghumocchen .. uthle byabostha hobe ... kintu uthle to .. er pore train cchara obdi prai 6 ghonta dhore shei mama khali ghumolen .. kicchutei uthlen na .. phole byabostha o holona ... kongsho mama, shokuni mama shunecchi ... tader nanan bhalomondo .. kintu eirom ekta kumbhokorno mama je baddy kottheke jogar korlo ta janina (8) ..

Station e amra

Train jokhon ccharbo chcarbo tokhono amra waiting list alo kore acchi .. ektao confirmed berth nei ... RAC o na ... tobe ki jabona ? .. kintu sara rastai jai badha ashuk thamini ... ekhon ferar somoi thambo ?.. r kd, shamrishthadir office o acche ... amader moto cchara goru to noi .. tai je korei hok firbo thik holo ... TT ke dhore byaparta bollam .. kicchu kore jodi 2-3 berth jogar hoi tailei hobe ... khanik ghush diteo raji .. kintu sheo nirupai .. bolle ekta berth jogar holeo hote pare r osombhob ... ekta berth e 11 jon ? sujon hole tnetulpatai no jon hoi shunecchi kintu tai bole etota ... aro khanik chinta kore uni janalen je amra samner passage tai boste pari .. orthat ac compartment er dorja bondho korle bathroom obdi je 3x5 jaigata thake tate amra 11 jon snete gele uni jhamela korbenna .. tofa byapar ... amra sonar cchele meye ... phole maleable and ductile ubhoi i ... tate i raji ... train e otha holo .. sombol ekta berth ar bathroom er samneta ...

Baki somoita ja katlo .. oshadaharon ... kokhono ami khnyar kole to kokhono pratyush amar .. kd to ekole dondo okole baddy, eirom chalalo ... ekhono bhable aschorjo lage jekhane ekta loker pokkhe dnarano shokto sekhane amra etogulo sedholam ki kore ? ... kintu upai jokhon nei tokhon eirom i hoi ..

Trainer baki lokder o dosha tothoiboccho ...  kamrar moddhe sompurno atok .. barie ashar kono upai nei .. edikkar bathroom gulo unreachable .. 11 ta lok pnechiye boshe thakle ta topkano kanchenjunghai chorar theke kom noi .. kanchenjungha tao nore chorena ...  tai ekpasher bathroom ei ja korar korte hobe .. TT bhodrolok ekbar mukh bariye khanik chukchuk korlen .. tarpor bepatta ...

Erimoddhe majhemajhe hawker er anagona ..  kamrai dhoka osombhob bole khodder shudhu amrai ... besh goppogaccha chollo .. motamuti kd i katha bolcchilo ... khanik eirom ...

hawker1 : badam .. muchmuche badam ...
kd : dao he 11 thonga badam dao ... nun tun acche ...
hawker1 : hyan, hyan (bole badamer thonga gulo chalan korlo ... tarpor ki mone hote bollo) .. ei nin ek thonga free ..
kd : free ke chaile ?
hawker1: na na chaiben keno .. emni i dilam .. dhorun dhorun ...
kd : na he free chaine .. borong ekta kaj kore dao ...
hawker1 : ki bolun ? ekkhuni kore dicchi (11 thonga badam bechecche ... free o dite hoini .. monta khushi cchilo nischoi .. kd ke to chenena)
kd : badam gulo ektu cchariye dao na ...

Bechara hawkertar mukh chun hoye gelo .. oi badam ccharano je ki jinish she jara kheyechhe tara jane ... prai 2 minute koshrot korle ekta badam mukhe dewa jai .. ekdik diye bhalo ... joto calorie dhukcche tar sobtai khorcha hoye jai .. phole dosh nei .. kintu kono ekta lokke jodi oikhane boshe 11 thonga badam ccharate hoi taile du mash somoi lagbe .. she tai  "he he .. ki je bolen .. shudhushudhu moshkora" ityadi bole utlodike dour lagalo ...

Erpore ek horek jinish ola .. oi jara pen, battery, dader molom theke ak-47, rocket launcher sobi beche ar ki .. tar songe katha shuru holo ...

kd: shono .. tomar kacche tash acche ...
hawker2 : hyan acche to .. ei nin.. emnite dam 15 .. apnar jonye 10 ..
kd : keno bapu amar jonye 10 keno ? .. amai dekhe ki tomar nobab sirajudoulla mone hocche .. dekhccho konokrome bathroom er dhare boshe acchi .. amai eto khatir kisher?
hawker2 : he he .. ki je ... he he .. (ter peye gecche katha bariye labh nei  .. tai he he tei jor beshi)
kd : ta o to paikari dam .. khuchro dam koto ?
hawker2 : (aro khanik hote giye) khuchro dam !! .. he he .. ki je .. he he
kd : are amra beshi khela janina ... 29 khelbo ... amader to 52 ta tash lagbena .. 28 tai jothesto ... tai khuchro dam koto bolo .. ar 28 ta tash dao ...

Totokkhone she pogarpar .. besh khanikdur theke shona gelo ..  "he he .. ki je .. he he ....... dhusshala" ... amra emni i goracchilam .. tai heshe alada kore goranor dorkar porlona ... tobe onek badam cchitkolo .. khnyata khanik bishom khelo ... 

Train e

Rattire ke ghumalam .. kibhabe ghumalam ... adou ghumolam kina kicchui kheyal nei .. tokhon puroi talgol pakiye gecchi ... amader bokbokanir chote trainer bakirao bodhoi ghumoini .. sobai to r baddy r mama non ... erom korei eksomoi sokale hoye gelo ...  amra shialda pouccholam ...

Gochelar goppo o sesh holo ...   

1)  Jeno kolkatai eishober balai nei ... poricchonnota amader mojjagoto ...
2)  Joto jaigatei beriyecchi ... bisheshoto bondhubandhob der sathe .. sobkhanei kono na konobhabe ei porshongo ashe .. e tobu soja shapta .. dighai amar chena ekjon ke ekta lok jiggesh korechcilo moina kinbe kina .. sheto hnadaramer moto "ki moina?" bolecche .. tarpor ar jai kothai .. onek koshte chhar pawa gecchilo...
3) Delhi-agra road dhore gorur gari chalale jemonta hoto r ki ... ami jacchi ghontai 1.5 mile ... picchone gari 80 r nicche katha koina ... tajmahal jeno tufan mail ... 2-5 minute deri te pouchcole ar dekha nei .. mughalsarai chole jabe ..
4) Aj o paharira bipod sonkul rastai ba jhor bristite poth harale .. bhoi paina .. bhorshai thake .. jedikei jak khanik dur gelei pawa jabe pother nirdesh ... shei omogh tircchinho ... pashe lekha P. B. ... jhor bristi avalanche e she chinher khoi nei ... ei bishoye bishod jante hole porun "Prosu in Hills ... The Man, The Legend" ... mednipore ar sikkim governement er joutho udyog e bar kora .. hard cover .. 350 taka ...
5) Ei meyetir khnojei amra porer bocchor abar oi pothe gecchilam .. lampokhri jabar occhilai .. kintu she totokkhone australia chole gecche ... dokaner kaj kore tar bon ... jogot onityo..
6) Rasta haranor byapare amar khomota oshadharon .. amar chena sobbai jane .. ami jekono jaigai hariye jete pari .. shotochena jaiga teo ... ami globe er samne dnariye riksha-ola ke new empire kothai jiggesh korecchi .. hindite obohsyo .. bangalir nam dobaini .. bondhur barir samne diye 2.30 ghonta edikodik hnetecchi ... khnuje paini ... kharagpure nijer flat khnuje na peye pasher bari te rasta jiggesh korecchi .. aro hajarta erom ghotona ... ami bnadike rasta bolle bakira haste haste dandik dhore .. kintu shei kaida lagiye ami jodi dandike jai .. tobe gontobyo bnadikei pore ... protibha ..
7) Cchanger chonga gulo prosuder ghore sara rat rakha cchilo .. pordin she ghore dhoka jaina .. mo mo korcche matal gondho ... bujhlam o jinish arekdin mojale tobe jomto ...
8) Ekhono obdi dolbol eksathe jutle pete du ek pattor porle amra baddy ke jigai .. "ki re .. mama uthlen?" ... kotota mal kheyecche tar opor kokhono baddy rag kore ... kokhono obhiman ... beshir bhag somoi i hotash golai bole "ami ki korbo na uthle .. ami e byapare kicchu bolcchina"