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কদিন আগে এক বন্ধুর instagram-এ একটা মিম দেখলাম। এক সুশ্রী ফিট তরুনী জিম-এর জামাকাপড় পরা, হেঁটে যাচ্ছেন, মুখে মুখোস নেই, পাশে এক প্রচন্ড মোটা মহিলা (আমেরিকান মোটা) হুইলচেয়ারে, মাস্ক পরা। ছবিতে মুখোস পরা মহিলা চোখ বড় করছেন, আর তাই দেখে তরুনী বলছেন, “Are you blaming me?”। ইঙ্গিতটা পরিস্কার। আমরা যারা জিমটিম করি, শরীরের যত্ন নিই, যারা কোভিড হলেও টস্কাবোনা সহজে, তাদের সাথে এইসব হেঁজিপেঁজি লোভী মোটা এক্সারসাইজ না করা জনগনের তুলনা হয়ে নাকি! এদের জন্যেই দুনিয়ার এই হাল, ইত্যাদি। 

এখন এই কোভিডের বাজারে মাস্ক না পরা তরুনীকে আপনারা সমর্থন করবেন না জানি, কিন্তু মূল কথাটা প্রায় সবাই মানবেন। শরীর-মন-ত্বকের যত্ন নেওয়া প্রয়োজন, এবং তাতে যে সমাজ সংসার earth environment democracy সকলেরি প্রভূত মঙ্গল, এটা আজ স্বতসিদ্ধ। মায় আমাদের কলির ত্রাতা মোদি অব্দি বলেছে ফিট ইন্ডিয়া। সক্কলে খুশি। 

এটা ঠিক নয়। 

মানে আপনি হেঁটে, দৌড়ে, জিম হ্যানোত্যানো করে অনবদ্য বডি বানাবেন, আপনার পেটে আট কি ষোল প্যাক হবে, আপনার পুশ-আপের টিকটক ভিডিওতে হাজার খানেক লাইক পড়বে, সব-ই খুব আনন্দের কথা। কিন্তু তার সাথে সাথে আপনি দেশ কি জগতোদ্ধারের গুস্টিসুখও পাবেন, এইখানেই একটু আপত্তি। সোজাসাপ্টা, আপনার এই হেল্দি লাইফস্টাইলে কারুর কিচ্ছুটি সুবিধে হচ্ছেনা, এমন কি যত মাতাল গেঁজেল পেটমোটা হুমদো লোকজনকে দেখে আপনার হালকা বিবমিষা হয় তাদের তুলনায় দীনদুনিয়ার ক্ষতি আপনি বেশি বই কম করছেন না। এমন কি ফিলসফিকালিও ব্যপারটা বেশ গোলমেলে, এই যে আপনি জিম ইত্যাদি করে নিজে বেশ খুসি হচ্ছেন, এটা অতিভক্ষন বা মাতলামোর থেকে উৎকৃষ্টতর কোন আনন্দ, এইরম ভাববার কোন কারণ নেই। আর সেইটা বলতেই এই লেখা। 

কথা না বাড়িয়ে প্রমান দিই। আপনি মনে করেন রেগুলার ব্যায়াম করা হেল্দি জীবনযাপন ভাল, আর অতিভক্ষন খারাপ। Sorry to say, কিন্তু আপনি অতিভক্ষক। সহজ হিসেব, আপনি এক্সারসাইজ করে ধরুন দিনে ১০০ কিলোক্যালরি খরচা করেন (আপনার ওজন কমছেনা ধরা যাক), সেটা আসে কোথ্বেকে? খাবার। এবার ধরুন, একটা কলা খেয়ে আপনি এই শক্তিটা পেয়েছেন। সেটা না খেলে কি হত? আপনার শক্তি কমত ১০০ কিলোক্যালরি। তা দৌড়বাজিটা না করলেই তো ওই শক্তিটুকু আপনার লাগতোনা? আর কলাটাও খুসিমনে একটা অভুক্ত আফ্রিকান বাচ্চার মুখে যেত? যেহেতু এই কলাটা আপনার ব্যায়ামানন্দ ছাড়া আর কোন কাজে লাগছেনা, সেটা খাবার সাথে দিনে সতেরবার কোল্ডড্রিঙ্কস গেলার পার্থক্য আছে কিছু? মেটিরিয়ালিস্টিকালি তো না বোঝাই যাচ্ছে। আপনার না খাওয়া কলা আর সেই হুমদো মোটা মহিলার ফেলে আসা কোকাকোলার মধ্যে এইটুকুই তফাত যে কোকাকোলাটা আফ্রিকান অভুক্তের পক্ষেও ক্ষতিকর।

এখন আপনি বলবেন যে তাও, দৌড়ে যে এন্ডরফিন স্খরন হয়, তার থেকে যে সুখানুভব, সেটা কখনোই gluttony র তুলনীয় নয়। আনন্দ যে হয় তা একদম হক কথা। এন্ডরফিনের জবাব নেই। আমার এক বন্ধুর বন্ধু জানিয়েছেন যে তার দৌড়ের আনন্দ মাচ বেটার দ্যান সেক্স। ইনি ফ্রেঞ্চ। জাতিগত ভাবে সেক্স সম্বন্ধে শেষ কথা। কিন্তু সেটা ভাল আনন্দ ভাবছেন কেন? একটু দূর থেকে ভাবুন। আপনি একটা মাঝবয়েসি লোক। ট্রেডমিলে পাইপাই করে দৌড়োচ্ছেন। দরদর করে ঘামছেন। অথচ কোথাও যাচ্ছেন না, কিছ্ছু প্রডিউস করছেন না। নিজের ঘাম ছাড়া। আল্ফা সেন্টাউরি র লোকজন টেলিস্কোপে দেখে আপনাকে পাগল ভাবলে, দোষ দেওয়া যাবে? আর এতে আনন্দের কারণটাই বা কি। কারণ evolution। আপনার মাথা মেখে আছে, individual will, rationality র অনেক ওপরে। ধরুন আপনি ৫ মাইল দুরন্ত দৌড়ে আনন্দে আত্মহারা। আপনাকে আজ দেখলে পাগল মনে হবে ঠিকই, কিন্তু হাজার পঞ্চাশেক বছর আগে এই ৫ মাইল আপনাকে বনশুঁয়োরে তাড়িয়ে আনত। আর দৌড়টা শেষ করতে পারলে আপনার খুসি হওয়া স্বাভাবিক, আপনি জীবিত। ঠিক এই আনন্দটাই আজও আপনি পান। সেই বাঁদরের এক্সপেরিমেন্টের মত আপনিও pattern follow করছেন, মূল কারণটা বহুদিন নেই। 

এবার ভাবুন অতিভক্ষনের আনন্দের কথা। কিসের এত খুসি চারটি চিনি খেলে? একি কথা, evolution। অতিভক্ষন অতি আধুনিক সমস্যা। ইতিহাস না খেতে পাওয়ার, শক্তির অভাবের। স্বাভাবিক ভাবেই সুগার কি ফ্যাটের মত high energy খাবার পেলে সে চাপ খানিক মেটে, আর তাতেই বুনো মানুষ খুসি। আমাদের কারণ নেই, নেহাত যারা খেতে পায়না, তারা ছাড়া সবাই অনেক খেতে পারি। কিন্তু খুসির ভাবটা যায়নি। তাই বেশি খাই। খুব আলাদা? আপনার ট্রেডমিলের অপচয় থেকে? 

তাইলে জগতসংসারের ভালো করতে কি করবেন? সহজ, খাবেন কম, যতটা কাজে লাগে। খবরদার দৌড়বেন কি জিম করবেন না। অলস হবেন। আর যদি শরীরচর্চা করতেই চান তো করুন, শুধু হ্যাংলা কি মাতাল কে অচ্ছেদ্দা করবেন না। আপনার থেকে মন্দ না তেমন। 

Shantiniketone Saubhik (Saubhikke jemon dekhiyachhi -- sesh kisti)

Saubhiker sathe sesh bhalo moto dekha shantiniketone ... 2003 saale ...(1)

Jadavpurer prohoshon tokhon sesh onke ...sobai chakri-bakri hatiye feleche ... kajkommo nai .. tai sujog holei dedar berano hocche ..

Samne photography cluber exhibition .. ke ekta bollo  "chol, shantiniketon giye bosontotsober kicchu chobi tola jak .. rongchonge cchobi, bhalo dekhabe" .. besh katha ..  emnio tokhon dinkal alada... alkalkar moto golfgreen e bosontotsob, naktolai bosontotsob (golfgreen-e bosonto!! bolihari kolponashokti!! .. obishyi kobi subhas boleichen "phul futuk na phutuk") hoto na kina .. phole osob dhastamo dekhte hole shantiniketonei jete hoto...

Amar to upri furti .. okhane saubhik achhe ...

Ageo ekbar dol dekhte shantiniketon gechilam .. kintu sebar seshbelai jabar porisrome emon ghumiyechilam je ghum bhangte bela sesh ..  ebar ar chance newa nei .. thik korlam je ek-du din age chole jabo .. ektu acclimatization hobe ..  chobi tolar o subidhe .. ghagu photographerder moto agebhagei angle-tangle mepe nebo .. asol somoi chap thakbena .. tokatok shutter mara shudhu ..

Ar ki, thik jokhon holoi, tokhon chalao pansi belghoria ... dole tinjon .. pratyush, bidisha ar ami .. potapot ticket hotel ityadir byabostha hoye gelo ... acclimatizationer proyojonio samogri  .. orthat botol-koyek rum ... subhadeeper nijer hate banano koyekkhana utkristo gnajar stick (2) .. niye neya holo .. tarpor doler ager-ager-din ro-ona ...

Bhebechilam dudin age jacchi .. train khanik khali pabo ... kintu kothai ki! ...  dom-atka bhir .. tar opore sobai sanghatik sanskritik ... oi durdanto goromeo porone jomkalo sari ki chomkalo panjabi .. golai urni .. mathai phul .. chokhdhnadhano byapar..

Tobe songoskritir adhikyer kichhu subidheo ache .. gnuto marle keu ma-bap tule khisti korchhena (gurudeber mana bodhoi) ..  random konui chaliye sohojei  rasta fnaka kora jacche  .. aro dekhlam mathar rackgulo sob khali ... loke niche chirechyapta hoye geleo juto-chhata rakhar jaigai boshar moto osomichin kaj korchena .. ektu tarzan-i dekhiye mathai uthe boshlam ... oposangoskrittik gymanstic dekhe edik-odik loke halka bhuru knuchkolo ... kintu oi obdi i ... notun projonmo je gollai gecche .. sobhyota-bhodrota bole ar kichhu je baki nei .. seto sorbojonbidito .. ki ar kora .. 

Do-tolai boshe moja dekhar dher subidhe holo ... puro shobdokolpodrum! .. trainer jhomjhoma ... malpotro thokathuki .. "dada samle" ..."boudi .. ektu dekhi " ..  "uff .. pa ta chipte gelo" .. "ei jonyei bolechilam gari bhara nite .. notun toshorta gelo" ... "aah tomader sobtatei osubidhe" .. "osobhyota korar jaiga paoni?" .. ityadi to botei .. echhara nanan sangorskritik alochona .. ar theke thekei somobeto dirghoswash ... "shantiniketon ki ar she shantiniketon ache .. .amader somoy" .. "obokkhoi obokkhoi ... aj gurudeb thakle..." ...

Khanikbade aro hoi hoi ...oi bhyapsha ghemo gorome .. kara sob chorus e "tomar khola hawa lagiye pale" gaite shuru korlo ... ami to ami .. otisangoskritik pratyushta(3) porjonto hna hoye gelo .. ebhabei kokhon ekta bolpur pouche gelam ...

Amader hoteltar nam manoshi ki bolaka (shantiniketoner hotel baba!! rabindrik nam na dile license bajeyapto) .. prochondo khaja .. choturdike chunkamer gondho .. khat-palong norbore ..

Malpotro namiye kheye-deye ektu jirono holo .. bikele bishwabharati gomon ar saubhik dorshon ...
   
Bikel-bikel bishwabharatir gate-e pouche dekhi saubhik asche .. porone badami fotua ar jeans .. knadhe jhola .. bhari furti holo ... "kemon achis? ... koddin dekha hoini .. khanik roga lagche, preme porli naki?"  ... ki bolbo bhabtei bhabtei saubhik eshe porlo ... ar eshei  atom bom! ...

Besh khanikta nimpata, hortuki ar pneper bichi eki shile batle jemon khete hoto (amar dharona .. kheye dekhini .. dekhbo-ona) .. prai totokhani tiktota ar birokti meshano golai saubhik bollo ... "besh .. torao hajir ... ar ki .. gonodhorshon mohajoggo cholche .. sobar amontron .. bhalo to .. jute jao" ...

Bolaibahulyo .. amader chowal-towal potapot jhule porlo ... bhaloi jani amra koto kharap .. tabole ekebare gonodhorshok!! ..  amader bisfarito chokhmukh khanikkhon upobhog kore .. saubhik abar dhorlo .. "nyaka sajisna .. polashgacchgulor ki dosha korechis seta ki dekhte pacchisna?" ..  polash gacch! .. tai bolo! .. amra tinjon ekebare synchronised dirghoniswash fellam ... jak taile kopale jail ki fnashi nei  .. ami bodhoi osfute bolei fellam .. "oh! .. polash gachher katha hocche" ... shune saubhiker rag choturgun .. "polash gaccher katha hocche maneta ki? ar kar katha hobe .. babu-bibider snaotal sajer sokh .. sobkota phul upre niyecche ... nirlojjo bolatkar ..  edike mukhe sobar modhu jhorche ... shantiniketonprem ... porkritiprem ... koto ki... mathar chulgulo sob chnire nile .. nokhgulo upre nile .. tobe sayesta hoto .. sonskriti marano ter peto" ..

Edikshedik thaor kore dekhi sotyi-i hoihoi kando... polashgacch nyara hole ar to chinbo na .. phultai chini .. tai dhorshito gachhguloke identify korte parlam na .. kintu lokjoner bichitro-sojja ...  chardike designer shari ar panjabir chhorachhori  .. tate knatha stitch-e paltola nouko ki robi thakurer kobita .. baki ongobhushon polashmoi .. golar mala .. hater bala .. kane phul .. chule phul ... aro kothai ke jane ... sobmiliye urban-folk-tribal-er fatafati fusion ... batashe gondho-o fusionmukhi .. deshi gham ar biliti perfume ...

Eto lokke phulel kora chattikhani katha naki! ... ogunti gonodhorshoker proyojon ... saubhiker moto prokritipremir rag-dukkho howa swabhbik .. tobe amra ar ki kori ... "sheito .. nitanto onyai .. jail-e dewa uchit"  ..  eisob bole santona dilam   ...

Sedin polasher shokpalon korte-kortei sondhe ghoniye elo .. ghoraghurir somoi holo na ... thik holo pordin saubhik amader shantiniketon ghure dekhabe ...

Rate ektu barabari matrai acclimatization holo .. pordin jokhon uthlam mathai jong, paye tal .. jagge .. se obosthatei beriye porlam ... shantiniketoner saubhik-guided tour .. iyarki na ..

Tour shuru saubhiker bari theke ... nilronga bari .. ghor-dor saubhiker behalar barir motoi .. boi ar boi ... ar kicchu acche kina janar upai nei ... dekha ontoto jacchena ... khanik goppogujob korar pore saubhik bolle ...  "chol, prothome toder ekta oithashik jaiga age dekhiye ani ... tarpor baki ja dekhar" ..

Oitahashik jaigata bajarer pichone ekta ghupchi chayer dokan ... dekhle besh sadharon-i mone hobe ..  chayer dokan jemon hoi ar ki  .. kintu sekhane jetei saubhiker chokhmukh kemon bodle gelo ... sobkicchutei ekta aha aha bhab ... bujhlam kicchu marattok sthanmahatyo nigghat acche ... janina nehat ..

Khanik bade arekti cchele elo .. nam anirban ki debopriyo ..  okhane bangla sahityer chhatro .. tao emni-shemni noi ... topper jare koi ... bas ar ki? .. saubhiktato shuru thekei kishob shokto katha chalacchilo .. ebar raj-jotok holo ... ghontakhanek goppogacha chollo ... chorom intellectual ... kamu, kafka, kundera, borhes theke amiyabhushan, owahidulla .. spanish kobita theke baroque chobi hoye rajasthani miniature .. boriya baat ...

Othar mukhe saubhik bollo ... "bujhte parli eta kon jaiga?" .. "hyan mane na mane koi  ar"..  "ore .. eta kinkardar thek chhilo ..  protidin ekhanei cha khete asten ... ekhanei beshir bhag kajer idea" ... ei obdi bole ekta "kemon dilam" mukh kore cheye roilo ... bhaloi bujhchilam eibar amar "oho oho dhonyo dhonyo" bola uchit .. kintu asolkathai to dhorte parchhina ... kinkar da?? kinkar da ta abar ke ?? .. edike saubhiker chokhemukhe jemon ekta sroddhashikto-jyoti tate esob omorjardakor proshno kora sajena ..

Du-char second bibhranto nirobotar por pratyush man bnachalo ..  bollo .. "kinkar da ... mane ramkinkar bej? uni ekhane cha kheten? .. darun to!" ... oho! e loktar to nam shunechhi .. chobi anke na murti gore, ki jeno? ... ... kintu take je kinkarda bole seta ki kore janbo .. age bollei hoto ... jagge .. clue peye ammo jothochito .. "uribbas .. eita to oshadharon jaiga dekhali .. bhabi-ini kokhono .. gaye knata dicche" .. ityadi bole nilam .. she jatra pranrokkha .... 

Ramkinkar diye ei  je da-effect shuru holo.... setai sediner mul theme.... ja bujhlam shantiniketone sob who's who-i kono da ba di .. jati-dhormo-borno-boyesh nirbisheshe (4) ...  bairer lok tader je namei chinun ...  kaccher lokera (jemon saubhik) oi gupto da-di diyei dake .. bujhoho jano jejon ..  ekhon mushkil amar amar moto sanskritik khonjoder.. kono lokkei bhalo place korte parcchina, phole gopper omorjada hoi (dhorun kinkarda ke jodi nai janen, taile tini kothai boshe ghamchi maren ta dekhe romanchito howa shokto noi ki?)  ... abar protibar majhpothe "e asole ke?" jigyesh korle gopper flow thakena .. ubhoisonkot ...

Songeetbhaban

Erpore songeetbhobon ghurte gelam ..  sekhane tokhon shapmochoner rehearsal cholcche ... khanik dekhlam .. ekta duto chobi tola holo ... sekhane ek photographerer sathe alap holo ... tarkacche shunlam je agamikal mul-onusthan prangone dhoka soja noi .. hoi invitation pass lagbe .. noile press card ... na thakle bnahser berar baire dnariye ja korar koro ... kachhe jete debe na ... tajjob jhamela!!.. amader to kissu nai ..

Saubhik shune tune bollo .. "o niye bhabisna .. invitation press card dui i jogar hoye jabe .. sondhebela mone koras" ... bolei abar da-di itihash ... "oikhane shantidar boshar jaiga chhilo ...  ekhono keu boshte sahosh paina.. jerom ragi .. ghar motkan jodi".. ki  .. "gorada ekbar mal kheye ghorai chore songeetbhobon dhukechilo she ek kelenkari kando!"...

Erpore puro dinta saubhik shantiniketoner namjada bashindader khnutinati sombondhe ekrokom choloman dharabhashyo diye gelo ... mondir dekhte gelam .. jekhane nirakar bromher chorone pronoti ityadi hoi .. sekhane probuddho dar (5) odbhut iswar chintar goppo shunlam .. khub bhoktiman .. subornorekha boier dokan dekhte gelam .. sekhane supriyodar omanushik nistha ... erom to botei  .. tacchara rastai cholte firte ...  "janis to na, amitadi ki bhalo singara banan!" .... "eita dwijendar bari" .. "ar dudin thakle bikramdar sathe alap koriye ditam .. ki bhalo gai .. koto ki bishoye jane .. othocho kathabratai matir manush".. "ei baritai sahanadi thaken, or gan nischoi shunechis?" ...  "umadi ekhane thakten, ekhon kake ekta bikri kore diyechen, pichone pukure or jotner podmogacch.. ekhon ar keu dekhar nei" ..."sedin amitda eshechilen .. onekdin bade bhalo adda holo .. notun lekha pore shonalen" ... nonstop ..

Amar to oshadharon lagchilo ... kaukei chinina, tobu etogulo loker hnarir khobor shunte pawa ... chomokprodo obhigyota ... tachhara jani ba na jani sokkole nigghat khub namjada (6).. pratyushtao bhaloi tal dicchilo ... kintu mushkil holo bidisha ke niye .. eketo byatar baje fut katai bhari utsaho ... tar opore keno janina celebrity itihashe chorom nirutsaho (7) ..  tai khutinati khutkhut korei jacchilo ...

Climaxta holo bikeler dike .. onek bari-ghor dekhar pore saubhik amader horin dekhate niye gelo .. ekta jolar dhare ...  bhalo dekhte jaiga ... sheta naki obhoyaronyo ... onek horin acche .. aro kisob .. amader mondobhagyo ... onekkhon ghuretureo mosha cchara ar kono pranikul dekha gelo na ... tobu besh lagchilo ..

Sekhanei kokhono .. shantiniketoner unique songoskriti-sobhoytar udahoron dite giye bhabe bibhor golai saubhik bolchilo .. "ei to sedin ..  bhudebda hothat chole gelen ... sokole shokahoto .. omon priyo manush ... amra sada jamakapor pore micchil kore somadhighat gelam" ..... ektu bhari golai  .. "nirob micchil .. karur mukhe shobdo nei .. shudhu chokher kol bhije...  ki soumyo srinkhola! ... ki binomro sroddhagyapon !..." .. arektu bhari golai ...  "ferar pothe sahanadi  gaite shuru korlen ... "aguner poroshmoni" .. ek ek kore amra sobai jog dilam ... aschorjo poribesh .. bishonnotar-o ki madhurjo .. mone hocchilo jeno sotyi-i manushtar seshjatrai amra subhokamona janacchi" .. ekhon golata halka bhanga .. onubhutite atke atke jacche ..  "fire eshe mohondar barite gelam ...  prothome mohonda gailen .. tarpore bikramda (8)... mtityuchetonar gan .. tobu jeno mrityur opare ... mrityu to shudhu bicched noi .. kothai jeno milonero abhash ... tnar sathe milan .. jini atmar shanti .. jini praner aram" ... saubhiker chokh cholchole hoye elo .. belasesher mora aloi poribeshtao manansoi ..

Aro kichu ekta bolte jacchilo ...  bidisha phos kore bollo "haram hai" ...

Ek muhurte puro-bhabta chotke chnadmari hoye gelo .. "mane?" .. "mane aram haram hai .. loke bole ... emnio khub mosha ... aramer upai nei  .. horin-o nei ... chol firi" ... bolei utlodike hnata lagalo ..

Shockta bhabun? .. amra-i kemon hotash hoye gelam ... saubhiker to kathai nei .. or omon amshimukh konodin dekhini ... nehat charitrik drirota ar swabhabik bhodrota dutoi prochur ... tai erporeo amader gate obdi egiye dilo.. kintu goppogacha ar noi ...  press carder asha bhudebdar sathei okka pelo ...

Hotel fire bidishake tere khisti korlam .. press card ta holona, kal terti pabe .. ityadi ... tarpor khanik acclimatize kore ghum ..

Pordin bhorbhor okusthole pouche gelam ... giye to chokkhusthir!! ... arisshala ... koreche ki !! mile mile jabot bnasher bera lagano ... stager adhmiler moddhe dhokar upai nei .. oi kakbhoreo mela lok ..  bnasher opor upchocche ... kotipoy bhagyoban hate nilronga card niye bera perote parcche ... shei mukhtateo udum bhir .. guti-doshek pulish ...

Ki kora jai? .. ki mocchob hobe tar kono andaj nei .. kintu oi stage-e ja hobe tulte hole camerai hobe na telescope lagbe ... bidisha dekhlam unperturbed .. bollo .. "ekhan theke hobena .. chol bhitore dhuke pori" .. lao thyala ..  mamdobaji naki! .. dhuke pori .. taile baki lok ki dhukto na .. eita koto kharap bhabe bola jai bhabchi ... dekhlam malta honhon kore gater dike hnata diyeche ... porimori picchu nilam .. mar khabe nigghat! ..

Erpore tajjob .. oi gate-e, jekhane shokhanek lok pulisher sathe torja korchilo dhokar jonye .. sekhan diye bidisha dhuke gelo jeno gorom makhone chhuri ...  ekebare vini, vidi, vici ... shunechi sundor mukher joi sorbotro .. eo shunechi je bidisha sundori .. kintu kormoroto pulisher je emon progarho soundorjobodh ..  tar andaj chilona ... shantiniketon bolei bodhoy! ... ammo chotjoldi dhokbar tor korlam  ... totokkhone pulish sombit peyeche .. "ki byapar .. card koi?".. na ki ekta bolte jacchilo ..  ami ar chance nilamna ... bhoyanok chitkar kore bollam .. "are .. bon je dhuke gelo .. amake je or sathe thakte hobe ..." .. bidishao sujog bujhe ghure takalo ... ekhon, emon bhratrikortobye prito hoye .. chnechanoi bomke giye .. na bidishar chaunite chomke giye .. pulishta amakeo cchere dilo ta janina .. kintu omontai holo ... moddakatha prai bini-jhamelai berar opare sedholam ...

Khanikbade onusthan shuru holo .. shobhajatra ..  nanan boyeshi chele-meyera holud-sobuj jamakapor pore hate dandiya marla lathi niye nach ... pichone gan "ore grihobashi .. khol dwar khol .." .. besh byapar .. potapot kota chobi tullam ...  bhabchilam rabi thakurer ki bere buddhi .. "dol" kathata emon dworthok byabohar korechen je doler diner gan howa nischit .. othocho na-doler diner gan hoteo dosh nei ..

Prothom prothom sob bhaloi lagchilo .. nach, gan dekha .. chobi tola ... khanik bade mone holo, "accha, ganta ki ektu beshikkhon cholchena?" .. ghorite dekhi, ore baba! .. prai ghontakhanek "ore grihobashi" cholche ... eki re bhai, recurring decimal naki !...  pashe dnarano ekti cheleke jiggesh korlam .. "accha rong-khela kokhon shuru hobe?" ... she emon ekta bhortsonar dristi dilo je ki boli ..jeno rabindranathke goruchor bolechi ... nehat biroktibhore bollo .. "rong-khela ... ekhon? .. ekhane orombhabe kichu hoina ... ei shobhajatra seshe hole songitanusthan hobe ..tar seshe jokhon "rangiye diye jao"  gawa hobe .. tokhon akashe abir choriye abirkhelar suchona" ... ei obdi jore bollo .. tarpore osphut .. "kottheke je sob ashe!" .. amar totokkhone hoye geche .. ekta gan jodi eddur tane .. baki je ki hobe!!

sangoskritik dol

Baki ki holo bishod bornonai kaj nei .. shantiniketon-onuragira khub sensitive, khamokha ahoto hoben ... eitukui boli je porer prai tin ghonta dhore "ore grihobashi" chollo .. tarpor stage-e ganbajna .. tarpor mapmoto "rangiye diye jao" .. tarpor minit pnachek abirkhela .. abar nach gan .. 52 dofa fagun hawai shunlam .. 46 bar dokhin duar khullo .. 29 bar pothbhola pothik dorja dhakkalo... chobi tola to kobei maya ... kanrokkha i dai..

Seshe pratyushta buddhi batlalo "ekhane to ar para jacchena .. chol kati .. borong kalabhabanta ghure ashi ".. sekhane giye ki shanti!! .. loke gan gaiche .. kintu rabindrasangeet noi .. baul taul kichu ... sathe matal type nachchhe ar hoihoi kore rong makhche .. otokkhon abirmoi sangoskritik "dhori macch na chhnui pani" type rong khela dekhar pore ekebare sworgosukh laglo ...

Kalabhabanei fer saubhiker dekha pelam ... kar sathe ekta bhat dicchilo ... amrao jute gelam ... kintu amra jetei saubhik kemon chupchap hoye gelo ... dekhle ke bolbe kal ei chhelei omon utsahe kinkardar goppo shonachhilo .. niyomrokkharthe kota katha holo .. "chhobi kemon uthlo ? function bhalo laglo?", ityadi .. ami pulish thokanor goppota sobe shuru korbo-korbo .. saubhik bollo "ekhon ashi .. ektu kaj achhe ... tora nischoi bikele funtion dekhte asbi .. tokhon dekha hobe" ... bolei pogarpar .. tikiti dekha gelo na .. bhari hotash holam ..

Koyekjon boshe bhang khachhilo .. dhar niye khanik khelam .. tarpor tolte tolte hotel ferot .. dher hoyeche baba bosontotpat .. poshai naki ! ...

Khanik ghumiye ektu mon bhalo hole shapmochon obhinoy dekhte gelam .. agerdin jar rehearsal dekhechilam ..

Jetei saubhiker sathe dekha ...  dekhlam sokaler gomramukh mote nei ... borong ekta khushir bhab .. bollo .. "kire etokkhon bade eli ... koto ganbajna holo .. kamalikadi, modhucchondadi .. " .. ashwosto holam .. jak form-e eseche ..  khanik dekhar pore saubhik bollo .. "dhur eto kal dekhlam .. ar kotobar ..chol cha kheye ashi" ...

Abar sei oithashik chayer dokan ... cha .. biri .. tukro adda ... onekta somoi katlo ..

Besh khanik sondhe hote saubhik hothat bollo .. "accha tora amrokunjo dekhli?"... hnya-na bolar agei abar ...  "besh jaiga .. oboshyo namta bodol kore prremnikunjo rakha uchit (chirokal dekhechi khnati intellectualra prem shobdo ta do-e shunyo ro diye uccharon kore .. saubhik-o tai) .. okhane sob jorai-jorai jai kina" ... ektu theme .. "protisondhyai okhane ekta aschorjo phenomenon dekha jai .. khub interesting" ... "ki phenomenon?" ..  "jodi opor theke dekhis  ..  topview ...  dekhbi ondhokarer modhye osonkhyo dipyoman alokbindu ... jeno tarabhora akasher reflection ... tofat eituku  je nicher alogulo ujjol lal ... odbhut dekhai .. ki byapar andaj kor dikini? kiser alo?" ..

Ami to saubhikke chini, chestao korlam na .. "tui i bol na bapu .. amra ki jani?" ... saubhik ektu rohoshyomoi hashlo .. "byaparta interesting kina bol?" .. bhebe dekhlam seriously .. ondhokarer modhye bindu bindu lal alo .. onek .. ki jinish? .. "jonaki?" ..."jonakir lal alo hoi naki?"...  "communist jonaki?" .. "cigarette?" ... "torch?" ..  "hariken?"  .. sobkotai keu na keu bollo ... sob kotatei saubhik halka heshe bojhalo je "holo na ..holo na .. fel" ... eirom chollo minit doshek ... tarpor bollo .. "are onek rat hoye gelo .. ekjoner sathe dekhe korte hobe .. choli ekhon" .. uthe porlo .. ami bollam .. "are jash kotha? .. ki jinish bole to ja? noile rate ghum hobe na je" ... saubhik amai pattao dile na borong bidishar dike takiye bolle .."bujhte parlina ?... kocchop dhup ... dekhli to kal kirom mosha" ... golai fer hottukipesha slesh .... "prem korte gele ektu aram na hole hoi? ..  she loke jai boluk .. tai sobai pashe kocchop dhup niye boshe .. tar i alo... ta ta" ..bas maya ..

Byaparta dhorte amader koyek second somoi legechilo .. tarpor heshe, kneshe, goriye, bishom kheye, cha utlte .. jata .. minit pnachek bade samle uthe ... bismito dokan mailkke sorry-torry bole hotele firlam ... tokhon-o katha bola shokto hocche .. domoke domoke hashir thela ..

Ei goppota sombondhe onek kichhui ajo janina ..  eta agerdin bidishar mosha sonkranto byaboharer uttor kina? .. saubhik thik ki bhabe amrokunjer aerial topview pelo? ..  kimba thik kota kocchopdhup jwalale omon poripati aloksojja hoi othocho pranantokor dhnowa hoina, nirbighne prem kora jai? ... janbo-ona ... tobe  ekhono jokhon bhabi .. ondhokar ekta jaiga ghire osonkhyo rohoshyomoi roktim alokbindur saj ... ar she rohoshyer mule kono alien ki ufo noi ... gupto paromanobik experiment noi..  kono ogyato prakritik chomotkar noi .. kocchop dhup khali ... odbhut swosti lage ...

Joyotu saubhik ...


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Punoscho A: Ferar pothe bidisha bollo je saubhik boleche je ami naki or (mane bidishar) preme porecchi .. kintu janate sahosh korchhina ... moner modhye emon ekta gupto dhanda cchilo konodin ter paini ... kintu ta bole saubhiker ontorjamitwe sondeho korar moto nirbuddhita konodin hoini .. nirdesh shirodharjo ...  tai fire eshe sahosh bagiye bidishar jonye ekta kobita likhi (huhu baba, kobita cchara prem hoi?) .. seta ekhane jure dilam ... er oithashik gurutto ei je eta amar prothom saubhik-inspired lekha ..  

line-ei chilam bhai
nehat patta dilena
tai ...
aj boli .. bye bye ..


bolini kokhono kichu?
ki ba hoto tate ?
thnai ki milito kobhu line-r mathe?
na he .. kunjo roito khali
mosha taraitam khali kocchop dhup hate ..

borong bolechi  bon ?
ahaa .. she kon
shala na bole?
proyojon hole
sotti bhable ... jacchole

sokhyota madhukori
baje katha jhurijhuri
tatei cchilam bhorpur
fnaktale kotha diye
line gecche egiye
pichhiye porechi beshdur

tumi-o emoni kana
opogondo ekkhana
ishara bojhona ekebare
golabaj dol joto
holo  kina monomoto
e byata roilo ekdhare

jai hok anyway
somoi giyecche boye
berei cholechhe krome line
nitanto-i chance nai
bujhiya shuniya tai
rone bhongo dilo gablooaine

ekjon bujhecchilo .. saubhik ghosh
aar keu janlo na ... bhagyer dosh ! 

Punoscho B:  Saubhiker namer doulote kojon ei blog porechhe ... tader karur karur sathe notun alap holo ... karur karur sathe onekdin bade katha ... khasha byapar ... eibar tata bolar pala ... bhobishyote saubhikke arokhanik dekhar.. bondhu hishebe pabar ... soubhagye amra jeno uttorottor romanchito hoi ... ei subhokamona roilo ... ta ta .. 


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(1)  Disclaimer .. eita sadharon goppo .. smritichorbon ... shantiniketone saubhik nischoi oshadharon sob kaj koreche .. nobel churi somadhan ... shikhhabyabosthar amul poriborton ... dukkhojonokbhabe se bishoye ami kicchuti janina .. phole bolte parbona ... amra din dueker jonye shantiniketon gechilam .. saubhik amader sathe khanik ghureche .. khanik goppogachha .. eikhane etukui bolar .. jara already hotash tara ar maya baraben na .. kete porun ...  

 
(2) Amra oti socchoritro cchelemeye .. nesha-bhang mote korina ...

Jadavpurer gnejel-mohole ekta procholito goppo chilo .. ek ghagu neshakhor sara rat nesha kore bhorer dike ektu ghumiyeche ... edike tar baba sokal sokal khushimone jilipi kine bari firechen .. chhele gorom gorom khabe .. kintu khabe ke? she tokhon kon jogote?... bar kuri nanan swore dakbar pore birokto hoye knadh dhore ram jhnakuni .. "are oth bolcchina .. jilipi thanda hoye jacche to" .. chomoke nidrabhongo ... addhekta nesha ar addhekta jadavpurio subhashitabolir probhabe chheler "jilipi tor mayer ____" .. ar ki? ... birashishikkar ekti chor .. songe songe neshamukti ... byapar bodhgomyo hote ccheler osfut abedon .. "baba tumi bhul bujheccho .. e ma she ma noi" ...

Ekhetre amaro sei boktobyo ...  jodi shonen amra kono osmoiron kaj korechi tobe nischit janben .. e amra she amra noii ...


(3) Songoskritir jogote Pratyush, jake bole  creme-de-la-creme-de-la-creme .. sourojogoter sangoskritik rajhdhani kolkatar sorbapekkha sangoskritik skool pathabhabaner-o kotipoi sangoskritik elite-r modhye or sthan ... sada banglai amra je boyeshe cricket-football khele beratam tokhon o shymai bojrosen .. dakghore omol ... emon ki kota oti-antel cinemai projonto part korechhe .. iyarki na ...  
 
(4) Oboshyo ar kicchur porowa na thakleo aesthetic senser dabi otut ...shantiniketon bole katha! .. ramkinkar nam theke kirom buddhi kore kinkarda ... gola loke nigghat ram-da dakto .. bhalo shonato ki? .... ei soundorjobodher jonyei bodhoi robi thakur robi-da non gurdeb...

(5) Da-di r namgulo mote thik quote korchina .. pathok nijogune map korben. .. pratyush kauke kauke chinto (agei bolechi byata bhoyanok cultural) .. bole bole dicchilo .. jemon amitadi sombhoboto amita sen (amartya sener ma) .. ityadi ... sesob-o ar bhalo mone nei

(6) Chhotobelai rani chondo-r lekha jemon hoto.. sesh ekta list dewa thakto je jader katha bola hocche tara ashole kara .. seta pore bujhe nite hoto ... 

(7) Emnite bidishar parai geleo eki dosha hoi ...  maniktolai thake kina .. char dhare bidyesagor, rammohan, bonkimchondro, bibekanondo chhorachhori.. parar emor omor hnatle protibar bangalir nobojoagorner itihasher revision hoi ...

(8) Pore jenechi mohon singh  bikram singher baba ... gola loke ekjonke da dakle onyojon kaku-jethu-mama ... shanitniketoni samyobadi sombodhone dujonei da ...   

(9) Shantiniketone to ar ambagan jambagan hoina  .. amrokunjo ..  jombupunjo ... betoshbithika .... kochubon ke ki bole ke jane ..

Saubhik o Poriborton (Saubhikke jemon dekhiyachi .. ponchom kisti)

E lekhata lekhar konorokom icche amar chilona .. kintu goto du hopta dhore bangla/ingriji kagoj er protibedon .. tv channel er bisleshon ... facebook/orkuter gyangorbho alochona ... choto boro pathyo opathyo sob kichhu pore pore ami klanto, khubdho, bitosroddho, hotash ...  ki byapar bolun to? .. kalighate kolotan .. alimuddine pindodan  ... bameder oudhotyo .. mamatar adhipotyo ... e kochkochi ki jothesto hoini? ..  ar bitonda? ... mamata dan na oti bam .. buddho pagol na buro bham ... ma-mati r mega-joi ki sanksirtik obokkhoi naki  ashonno mohaproloy ... patar por pata cholche to cholchei .. kintu sotti koi ? saubhik koi ? .. ei je marattok palabodol .. e ki saubhik byatito sombhob?  tobe se katha ke bolbe ? kobe ?(1)

Keu jodi nai bolen ... prokhyato oitihashik ar chintabid ra jodi nijeder gojodontominar theke namte na chan ... (o)sadharon manusher itihash ke obogga koren ... tobe ei odhomkei likhte hoi ...

Ar ei poth to saubhik i dekhiyeche ... o jokhon or glittering research career(2) helai tyag kore journalisme mon dilo ... tokhon bolechilo .. "sumanda (suman chattopadhyay) amar pithe hat rekhe bollen ... saubhik .. e nongramir bajare manushke sotyi katha jananor boro dorkar re" .. aj amaro eki  boktobyo ... ei collective amnesia dekheo jodi chup kore thaki ... taile eddin brithai sabhiker sanidhyo pelam ..  tai chakri jai to jak .. na jonmano sontaner bhobishyot biponno hoi to hok ... aj ami itihash rochoyita ...     

11 bochhor ager katha ... 2000 sal ...  

Tokhon amra sobe sobe jadavpure dhukechi .. ar saubhik  presidencyte .. dekha sakkhat puropuri bondho ... saubhik ke jarpornai miss kori ...  kintu ki ar kora ...  saubhik boro hoye gecche .. onek byastota ...

Tobe edik odik khobor petam ... saubhik jake bole presidency mat kore dicche ... chancellor theke chaprashi ... gnatu gold medalist theke felu drug addict ... sobai mohit .. sobar mukhe shudhu ektai nam ... shune khushi hoii ...  khanik hingsheo hoi ... ebhabei din jai ...

Ermodhye ekdin subhadeep bollo, "janis marattok kando .. presi te udum jhamela cholche ... saubhik kishob vote e dnariyechilo ... president na ki ekta hobe ... tarpor khub gondogol hoyeche .. mardanga .. bhangchur .. chnora bneche ki more kono hodish nei" ... bollam, "she ki? jokhom tokhom hoyeche naki?" .. emnite sadharon gundabajite saubhiker je kichhu hobar noi she bhaloi jani ... tobu chinta to hoi .. subhadeep bollo, "na seshob kono khobor nei .. saubhik sompurno bepatta" .. tarpor bollo .. "arekta ajob byapar .. shunlam saubhik naki ekkhana matro vote peyecche" .. eibar puroi ghnete gelam .. saubhiker ja jonopriyota tate protipokkher ektao vote pawai aschorjer bishoi hoto ... saubhik ekta matro vote ki kore pete pare!! ..

Bohubar saubhik ke phone korar chesta holo ..  o kokhonoi bari nei .. kokhon asbe keu janena ... beshi katha jigyesh-o kora jacchena .. ora koddur ki janen to janina ... edike mone proshner pahar ...  saubhik kothai? ki hal? hotat vote e dnaralo keno? kon partyr hoye dnaralo? kara marpit korlo? .. kichui to janina ... presite subhadeeper kicchu chena lokjon chhilo .. tader sobaikeo phone kora holo .. kintu keu i kono soduttor dilena .. amra je timire shei timire ..

Dudin bader katha .. sedin bodhoi shonibar .. sokale adda dicchi ... hothat megh na chaite sunami! .. dekhi saubhik esechhe ... mukhta khub serious .. chowal shokto ...naker pata phola .. kopaler shira phola ... bujhlam byapar gurutoro ... 

Mone hajar proshno chilo .. kintu jigyesh korar kono sujog pelam na ..  saubhik dhukei prochondo  ekta thomthome golai bollo. "toder janiye rakhi ... gotokal sokale ekta ghotona ghoteche ... sfi r gundara tader nokkarjonok byaboharer jonye ekti cheler kacche nisworto khoma chaite badhyo hoyeche" .. bole halka bhrukuti kore ekta juddhong dehi bhab niye dnariye roilo ... amaderi du gha debe bodhoi  ..

Bhoye bhoye bollam.. "ektu khule bol na ... noile to kicchhuti dhorte parchhina " .. tate saubhik ja bolle ta sonkhepe eirom ... presidencyte sfi ar ke ke jeno onekdin dhorei chhori ghoracche .. kono kajer kaj korena .. khali gundami ar noshtami ... edike sob kichu oder kobjai .. phole presir ghor obonoti hocche ...

Ekhon saubhik giye porai oder hoyeche mushkil... saubhiker kacche to ar eisob pnyeaji cholena .. borong saubhiker birodhitai oder sadher dhandabaji bondho hobo hobo .. tai saubhikke atkate ora ja noi tai kore beracche .. eibar election-e saubhik nijer i ekta dol baniye vote-e dnariyechilo (doler namta mone nei .. nagorik naxal ba oidhoroner kicchu) ...  swobhabotoi or joi nischit .. kintu sfi er chnai ra ki ar emni chhere debe! ... phole bedhorok maramari .. bomabaji ..  chhatro-chhatrir kicchuke bhoi dekhiye aste deini .. bakider sotan haspatale pathiyeche ... phole voter somoi ektao lok chilona ... gundar dol nijera nijeder vote diyeche ...


Jigyesh korlam, "tokeo ki mereche naki?" ... saubhik amader dike ekta korunar hashi hashlo ... bollo, "cheyechilo .. marte parle to oder bhaloi hoto .. kintu ..", khanik thamlo .. tarpor, "ami thik korechilam ... ora ja chai koruk .. ami amar voteta debo .. dilam o ...  ar tatei..." .. abar khanik biroti ... tarpor odbhut ekta udash gola kore bollo .."dhor ekta ghore bohukal shudhu ondhokar .. alo dhokar sob rasta bondho ... ondhokare theke theke keu ar janeina alo bole kichu hoi ... krimikiter rajotto .. tader shashon .. tader shashani .. eromi chole ..." ... abar pause .. "tarpor ekdin hothat sob dorja janla churmar... ek muhurte sob alo ..." ei bole prai 3 minit chup .. amra to bhoye mukh khulchina .. kokhon ki befnash boli ar mood ta noshto hoi ... saubhik i abar dhorlo ..."oder sob shoitani sotteo ami jokhon vote ta dilam .. tokhon eiromi holo ..." ... "tarpor tarpor?" .. "tarpor ar ki ...  ora mere dhore shashiye bakider hotiyechilo .. kintu obhabe ki kichu atkai? .. borong bidroher indhon ... tai holo .. baki chele meye keu nei ...ami eka ...  tobu bidroho .. lab-e bidroho .. canteen-e libraryte ... table e chair e test tube e bidroho .. ora bhoi pelo..." ... "tarpor? tarpor?" .. "tarpor ... ki obostha tora bhabteo parbina .. kal sokale ... college dhukchhi .. dekhi jishnuda ... sfi er sobche boro chnai ... amai deke bollo, saubhik .. bujhte parini .. khub bhul hoye geche ... amra khoma chaichhi ..  bollam .. bhalo, tobe koto ar khoma pabe .. khomar o to shima ache .. tomader nirlojjotar moto oshim to noi .. bole beriye aschi ... pichon theke daklo ... ki modhumakha gola! ... saubhik .. ekta rofa korle hoina ... dhor jodi sayanke (sfi r president prarthi) soriye toke president kori ? .. ekta jodi jot... ar dhoirjo rakhte parlamna ... JISHNUDA! .. gorje uthlam ... MORJADAR KONO BHORTUKI HOINA :..."  saubhik thamlo .. dekhlam chokhduto dhikdhik jwolcche ... niswashe fnoshfnosh shobdo .. (3) 

Amader hal tokhon okohotobyo ... gaye kisob khub futchilo .. etokkhon kheyal korini .. ekhon bujhlam seta subhadeeper khara howa lom ... hate ki karone ekta dosh takar note pakacchilam ... dekhi uttejonai seta chnire kutikuti kore felechi ... subhadeep konokrome bollo ..."tarpor ki holo .. ki korbi? ..." saubhik totokkhone beronor jonye toiri .. dorjar kach theke bollo, "dekhi .. ektu bhabi .. kichu ekta korte hobe ... tobe oi je bollam .." sesh ki bollo ar shunte pelam na .. tokhon obostha bhalo na ...

Baki dinta ekrom dombondho uttejonai katlo ..  ar pnachta guruttopurno bishoyer moto politics-er byapareo amader oshamanyo ogyota (4) .. phole alo-ondhokar-krimikit-bidroho kichhu bujhte parini .. matha ghneteghute ekakar ... tobe saubhik bhabbe boleche ... etukui bhorsha ... dher din dekhechi saubhik bhable shokto shokto somoshya joler moto somadhan hoi ...pujor pandale ghurtam jokhon .. dekhtam samne ekta chair .. tate ekta sada baksho .. opore lekha "bonya durgotoder katha ektu bhabun" ... konodin patta di ina ..  sebar saubhik hothat ekta chair niye pashe boshe porlo .. gale hat ... jigyesh korlam, "ki re boshli je? .. paye byatha?" .. saubhik gombhir mukhe bollo, "na bhabchhi" .. tokhon bhebechi iyarki marche .. kintu tarpor thekei dekhi ar oi baksholagano chairgulo thakena .. apnarao kheyal kore dekhte paren .. ajkal ogulo mote dekha jaina ... ki bhebe je bonya durgotoder somoshya somadhan korlo ta janina .. janleo bujhbar khomota amader thorai acche ... kintu saubhik bhable kaj hoi, eta swotosiddho ...

Sedin rate ektuo ghum holo na ... ektu ghor elei  chokher samne dekhchi sari sari test tuber micchil .. backgrounde gumgum kore mike bajche .. "mojadar bhortuki nai .. bhortukihin morjada chai" ... totkhonat tondrabhongo .. gola shukiye khotkhote ... bichhana ghame chopchope ... bhor hote hap chere bnachlam ...

Pordin 11ta nagad saubhik elo ... chokh lal .. chul uskokhushko ... hate ektara kagoj ... kagojer tarata amader dike chnure bollo .. "pore dekh" .. dekhlam lekhata ingrijite .. "sneher pothbhroshto comradegon" bole shuru  ... ar tarpor ! ...ki r boli .. se je ki lekha .. bhashar ki gobhirota! ... tar tulonai ulysses sohojpath .. naipaul chetan bhagat ... ar bhab! .. marx, lenin, mao, trotsky, gandhi, tolstoy, nietshe sob makhomakho .. ekbhage mohenjadoro theke shuru kore aj obdir rajnoitik itihasher sar-dorpon ... onyo bhage agami sat lokkho bocchorer proyojoniyo kormokander nirdesh ... bisheshoto kommonoshtoder bhalo-mondo .. thik-bhul .. glasnost-perestroika .. sob niye ja ta  .. saharai shihoron jare koi ...

Puro lekhata pata ashteker chilo .. amra to dupata porei khabi kheye osthir .. mathai cyclone ... heart attack hoi hoi .. hal cchere dilam ... saubhik bollo, "bujhli kichu?" ... ki ar boli .. "hyan mane na mane oi .." .. saubhik bollo, "thak .. chap nishna .. eta toder jonye noi" .. amra bollam .. "eta ki shei jishnur jonye?.. o bujhbe?" saubhik ekta tacchilyer hashi heshe bollo, "jishnu? .. bujhbe? oi chunoputi! .. huh ..." tarpor abar, "dekhchis na ki cholche ... communismer name arotdari ... byatader gaye mathai shudhu med jomche .. thakbena .. "   

Chunoputite saubhiker utsaho nei .. phole kono raghob-bowaleri pran songshoi setuku bujhechilam ... kintu omon indropoton andaj korini ... khoborta pelam din satek bade ... kagojer headline .. "mukhyomontritto theke jyoti basur podotyag" ... sobai kirom shock peyecchilo she nischoi apnader nischoi mone acche ... jyoti basu podotyag korchen!! .. jyoti basu!?? ... jar jonopriyota ekmatro che guevarar sathe tuloniyo (5) ... jar nam nile prithibishuddhu sromojibi buke bol pai ... knacha jole lal rong dhore, khele mone hoi red wine ... jini mukh khulle pnujibadira thorthor kore knape .. clinton lukobar jonye skirter tola khnujte giye hillary monicai guliye fele ... windows dumadum crash kore (6) ...  jar katha bolte gele borora shudhu "khadyo andolon" obdi uccharon korte paren .. tarporei chokh jole bhore jai .. gola buje ashe ... shei jyoti basu ar mukhyomontri thakben na !! ...   eki sombhob!! .. prithibi dhongsher tobe ar baki ki roilo!! .. koto barite sedin hnari chorlona ... koto union ghor khali pore roilo .. tasher ashor jomlona ... kothin ishwor obishwashi kommonoshtorao bhogobaner kache prathona korte shuru korlo ... jyoti babu jeno fire ashen ..


Kintu swidhanto onor roilo .. amra to jani .. saubhik ja kore bhebei kore .. tar norchor nei ... oke phone korlam ... "ki kore ki korli? kake pathali lekhata? shei politburo (7) na ki bole.. sekhane? dilli gechili?" .. kintu saubhik ki kichu bole .. eke binoyi .. tai montroguptir shopoth niyechilo bodhoi .. phole speakty-not  ... amra bollam, "ebar tobe ki hobe? shunchhi buddhadeb kimba subhas chakkotti mukhyomontri hoben?"... amader to subhash ke pocchondo ..  ki sundor tupi poren .. tachara usha uthhup ke diye jini rabidnrasangeet record koran .. tar kache kichui osadhyo noi .. kintu saubhik bollo,"buddha mukhyomontri hobe" .. "keno? keno? subhash non keno? shunechi jyotibabur naki okei pocchondo".. saubhik bollo, "nah !!... budhhai hobe .. karon ache ..." tarpor ektu theme bollo, "ekhono jyotibabur pochondo niye chinta .. huh" ... bujhlam etao paka hoye geche ... shudhu ghoshonar opekkha ... jigyesh korlam .."ta tui ekhon ki korbi? kicchu ki sotyi bodol hobe?" .. saubhik subinoyi ..  "ami? ami ki korte pari?" bole ektu hashlo, tarpor "dekh bodlai kina ... 10 bocchor somoi pabe ..khanik guidance ..  tate na hole .." .. sediner moto katha sesh ..   
 
Erpore buddhababu hoi hoi kore mukhyomontri hoye gelen .. ar tarpor .. sobkichu durbar gotite bodlate laglo .. gramgonjer katha toto janina .. kintu kolkatai je ki na ki holo!! ..  flyover pore flyover ... ekhane rasta okhane apish ... sorkari apishe luncher pore gele chhuti kata .. emon ki taxi refusal porjonto bondho hoye gelo  ... sokoler mone she ki utsaho! ... poriborton i poriborton ..

Eishob ek ekta bhalo khobor pai .. ar nijeder modhye aurai "saubhik saubhik" .. ar kei ba esob korte parto! ... keu keu bolben je ja korar korle to buddhadeber dolbol .. er modhye saubhik elo kottheke .. ki iba boli .. soja pothe bhaba oneker kachei shokto .. karur karur kache osombhob  .. tobu du ekta jinish bhabun .. tokhon montrisobhai ke prodhan? .. buddhababu .. rajyo committee te ke prodhan? .. anil biswas .. kintu erai keno? ... aro bhabun .. buddhababu r meye kothai porto? .. presidency .. anil babur meye? .. presidency .. saubhik kothai porto? or biplob kothay shuru hoyechilo? .. aro bolte hobe? ..

Eirom khushir din cholte thakle kodinei je poschimbongo phule phole bhore jeto ta nissondeho ... kintu ta ki hoi ? .. kobi bolechen "bhalo kaje bishom badha .. krishno sathe bolo radha" .. saubhiker samne badhar poriman din din bartei laglo .. kintu tar thekeo beshi elo birokti ar klanti ... shunechi bidyasagar ajibon manusher bhalo korar phole becharir emon dosha hoyechilo je sesh boyesh ar shohure sobhyo lokjon soite partenna .. saontalder majhe giye chilen ... saubhiker o serom i holo .. khobor pelam je nagorik jibone o bhoyanok klanto .. phuchkai oruchi .. flyover e allergy .. metrote claustrophobia ... saubhik kolkata chere dilo .. shantiniketoner shanti kunje asroi nite ...

Kolkatai tokhon ek odbhut bishonnota ... karur mon bhalo nei ... modhusudoner bhashai obostha jeno .. "jobe shyammoni, chhariya she brojokul, gela modhupure" (8) ...  ar tokhon thekei bamfronter tothtakothito unnoyonshil sorkar je ki rate-e makhate shuru korlo se nischoi alada kore bolte hobena .. nehat saubhik 10 bocchor somoi diyechilo .. tai se jatra electionta bneche gelo .. nochet victory ar vanisher aschorjo wit shonar sujog pawa jetona ..

Saubhik tokhono swechha-nirbashone .. shanitniketoner ucchoshikkhar por ucchotoro gobeshonai mogno .. iisc te .. shohure osobhyotar onekdure... nobel pabo pabo korche ...

Kintu koddin ar eibhabe chole .. onacharero to sima acche ... amar apnar nahoi chokher chamra nei .. shirdarai elastic .. sob i shoi .. tai bole saubhik ki pare? ... manusher pashe na dnariye or upai i ba ki ... tai nobel sthogito roilo ... saubhik kolkata fire eshe procharmadhyomer hal dhorlo ... ar procharmadhyom je bam sorkarer ki dosha korlo !! .. seto sobari jana  ..

Seshbelai ekta golpo acche .. er gurutto hoito aj dhora porbena .. tobu bhobishyoter jonye ekta drishtanto bolei bolchi .. protibar electioner moto eibaro buddha-mamata saubhiker kache dhorna diyechilo  .. (swabhabik .. kurukhetro hobe ar arjun-durjodhon keshto ke ignore korbe e ki hoi naki!) ... dujonei oke dole pete chai ... saubhik janai je or karur proti i otirikto pokkhopat nei .. dujonkei choice dei  .. hoi or voteta nin ba bakita ... swabhabik karonei buddha saubhiker vote ta chai ...  krishnoke pele ar kei ba narayani senar toakka kore .. ar saubhiker ekta vote e ki hote pare .. sheto presidencyr electioner somoi thekei sobar jana ..

Er pore ki holo to dekheichen .. exit poll .. opinion poll .. pnijrapol .. je jai boluk .. buddha-biman nischit .. oder joi onibarjo ... vote baksho khullei dekha jabe saubhiker shei ekta vote kemon ogunti hoye baki sob kichu dheke diyecche .. jotoskrishno toto joyo! ...

Kintu saubhik ke dhora ki etoi soja! ... o bohudin dhorei dekhche shashokera manusher katha ar bhabenna ... byakti dol esob i prodhan ... tai buddher samne ekta cchotto porikkha rekhechilo ... byakti na somosti ... ek na onek .. konta neben? ... buddha bojhen ni .. sobai ke fele diye saubhikkei bachhlen .. oitihshiker pore ebar pouranik bhul ... bas ar ki! .. bam durgo maya hoye gelo!... karjokhetre dekha gelo saubhiker vote ektai .. bakider voter sathe kono parthokyo nei ... bimanbabur onko lute lobongo ...

Janina apnara dhorte parchen kina .. kintu eje ki aschorjo atmotyag! ... jara chhaposha tara byapok  hobe bhabe .. swopno dekhe ... felu chele eksho pabe .. rikshaola birla hobe .. gablooaine goppo likhbe .. pondosrom .. amra tobu ashkara di .. aha chesta to korchhe! ..  kintu ultota bhabun .. jara ononyo .. jara odwitiyo .. tader nijeke sadharoner store namiye ana ki aro shokto, aro obishwashyo noi ??... tendulkar ki amar moto bat korte parbe? abdul karim khan onjon dutter moto gaite? .. tobei bhebe dekhun ... saubhik ghosher vote .. tar gunti ek ... ghonoshyam gorai kimba debdulali dashir vote .. tar-o gunti ek ... bhaba jai!! ... prokrito samyobader er theke boro udahoron ar ki iba hote pare! .. ar kotota oshadharon hole emon sadharontto orjon kora jai? .. .. oguntike eke namano jai (9).. she amar bodher baire ...  e ek saubhik i pare .. ek saubhik i kore dekhiyeche .. bishwo itihashe benojir

Tai bondhugon .. jara ei itihash porlen, janlen (mane bore hoye kete porenni ar ki) .. ashun aj ei oithashik poribortoner muhurte... faltu kheyokheyi bhule ... somosto songrami o lyadkhor jonotar torof theke saubhik ke janai ramdhonu kurnish ...

Hori bol ...



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1) Jeno kurukhetrer juddho seshe loker proshno ..  oi nil ronger lokta ke moshai? .. mathai morog jhnuti? circus party naki ? ... o eparai keno? ...

2) Aha! ajo nature ar science-r editor ra bolaboli koren .. ekta chele chilo bote bajare ... kothai je gelo ..

3) Kheyal kore dekhun .. ajibon onekke bolte, phishphish korte, chnechate shunechen nischoi .. kintu gorje uthte? ami to konodin na .. sadhe ki saubhik saubhik ... 

4) Jodio chotobela thekei amader marxbad, gandhibad, monaobotabad, oshatyobad .. sober i sikkha dewar chesta hoyeche .. kintu kicchu loker mulyoban somoi borbad chhara labh kichu hoini .. amader niret khuli obhedyo .. subidhabad i pontha ..

5) Shudhu t-shirt bikkiri dhorle che ek nombor .. kintu tupi, moja, potaka, kombol  sob dhorle jyoti babui prothom .. icmf, 2009 er listi 1) jyoti basu, 2) che, 3) maradona, 4) chengis khan .. 8) mao .. 29) lenin .. 952) marx ...   

6) Ei bhoyetei to software companygulo  poshchimbonge aste chaitona ... shala burjowa bill gates ..

7) Accha politburo byaparta ki ?... politokesh birddhoder goshthi bolei ki omon nam? .. ajonmoi mone hoi .. kintu jigyesh korar sahosh hoina .. poriborton jokhon eloi tokhon keu ektu kholsa korle bhalo hoi ..

8) Nigghat bhul quote korcchi .. tobe apnarao nischoi meghnad bodh gnatiye rakhenni .. pagol na gautam haldar ..

9) Ultota ... orthat ek ke onek kora ta amra khanik khanik jani ... mamatar bhashai "scientific rigging" ...
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Oprashongik A :  Ajkal poribortoner bajare bohu lok i rong bodlacche... amar onek bamponthi bondhu ei byapare khub khubdho .. taderke janai je ami mote eisober modhye nei .. shei chottobela theke jani sob kichur jonye cpm dayi ... dale nun beshi .. cpm er dosh ..  porikkhai proshno common poreni .. cpm er dosh ... emon ki lal badshah bole cinemta jokhon hu ha flop korlo .. amar ghor amitabhpremi mama bolechilen .. "shalar cpm er rajye r ki iba hobe ... sob laler theka orai niye rekheche .. onyo kono lal cholte debena" .. shesob biswash ajo otut ... tai bamponthi bondhuder amar torof theke blanket ashwash .. trinamul 500 bocchor rajotto korleo "pagol na cpm" i bolbo .. pagol na trinamul kodacho noi ...

Oprashongik B : Shunchi kolkata london hobe .. khub ashar katha .. khali ektai chinta .. ebar theke ki tobe bari jete visa lagbe ? .. saubhik dekhis baba .. ar jai kor .. eite korisne .. visai boro bhoi pai ..

Saubhik o Copper er Gel (Saubhikke jemon dekhiyachhi .. choturtho kisti)

Tokhon besh sokal ..  at-tao bodhoy bajeni bhalo kore .. shuni subhadeep phone korecche .. dhortei haumau kore bollo .. "ore hoyeche re hoyeche .. saubhik ke copperer gel diyeche"..  bolei bollo ... "accha mejjethu phone chaichen .. ekhon rakhi .. pore baki katha" .. bas .. khotash kore phone rekhe dilo ... ami to le halua ... eke sokalbelata amar mejaj khub khnichre thake..  matha kaj korena .. tar moddhe baje hneyali ...

Sokal bela mejaj kharap thakar karon ar keu non .. amar pratosmoroniyo baba (1) ... emnite bhodrolok mondo lok chilen na  .. nirotishoy bangal ... pnyach-poijar nei ... khali roj sokale kagoj te elei hoye gelo ... ami tokhon sesh belay swopno guloke round-off korchi ... swopner jontu janowarguloke pranpone rajkonya-tonyai bodlanor chasta chalachi .. porisrome arektu ghumiye nebo plan ... hotat i jhor-jhonjha-ognyutpat .. "otho .. otho .. kagoj aishya porse" ..  bolei mosharir khut dhore ramtan ... are khele ja ... aishya porse to hoyecche ta ki bapu? .. kagoj ki kalka mail naki je 5 min deri holei maya .. bagnan pouche jabe .. naki professor shonkur diary je ekkhuni pore na felle lekhagulo bismoykor bhabe upe jabe !! ... kintu eishob juktir katha apnader bola soja .. ghor utsahi bangal ke (bisheshoto tini jodi amar baba hon) sokal sokal eshob bolte jawa oti dushkor .. tachara altopka swopno bhangle bhari bathroom pai ... chhut lagate hoi ... jhogra korar somoi thakena ...

Tokhon bhebe rakhi je jak ge ...  fire eshe kagojta bogoldaba kore abar ekdofa ghum debo ... tokhon to ar kicchu bolte parbe na .. kintu she gur-e sahara ... ek-du min bade jokhon firi tokhon kothai ki ??... amar duto kolbalish .. duto mathar balish .. payer balish ... knatha ... totokkhone sob kaler gohbore ... bichanai emon poripati chador chapa je khanik age ekhanei je amar der moni lashta sotan chilo ta ter pete rakhal bnarujje ke dakte hoi ... mone je ki daga lage ki r boli (2)..    

Eirom somoi i phoneta elo ... khub chintai porlam .. emnite byaparta ki ghoteche khanik andaj korte parchi .. kintu copper er gel ta abar ki bostu  ?? .. gel bole ekta jinish to chini ..  bhari upadeyo ... keu keu mathai makhe ... khasha gondho ... sorsher tele arsola jariye achar banale jemonta hobe ... ek mile dur theke ter pawa jai je chnorar style bereche ... kintu sheto brylcream na ki ekta company r ... sobuj kouto ... copper to tama ... tar sathe gel er ki somporko ?... tobe ki tamar kono shokto  paste??  .. saubhik er byapar ...  bola kichui jaina .. hoito tai diye atom bomb ki chnader rocket banabe ... eishob sat sotero chinta korte korte chan tan sarlam ...

School jabar pothe subhadeep er sathe fer katha holo .... subhadeeptao copper er gel shune prothomta amari moto bhebre gechilo .. tobe or kina ek bandil dada-didi ... ar tader keu keu jothesto fashionable .. tai o khanikkhoner moddhei rohoshyobhed kore feleche ... copper naki ekta nam kora company ... nanan  prosadhon drobyo ber kore .. khub dami ... marattok ketu borolokerai osob makhe-takhe ...

Baki goppotao bujhiye bollo ... saubhik ar tina dujon mile ghurte beriyechilo (jake date bole ar ki) ... ferar pothe tina saubhik ke ei gel ta present koreche .. kanaghoshai shona gecche 300 taka dam !! .. subhadeep bhorbela  kothai ekta bangla porte gechilo .. sekhane simantinir mukhe khobor peyeche ... 

Amra nijeder modhhe khanik aha aha korlam ... cheleta man rekhecche .. saubhiker opor amader chirokal i probol astha .. tobu ... mone ashonka thakei ..  kishe ki hoi, keu ki bolte pare ... eddine pranta shanti pelo .. amra "saubhik da jawab nahi" bolte bolte school poucholam ... 

Apnara nischoi etokkhone puroi birokto .. eto dhanai-panai kore seshe saubhik er ekta date-r goppo! ... jate kina meyeti saubhik ke ekta gift diyeche! are dhur .. eki ekta bolar katha holo!... saubhiker ar sob gunaguner khobor ke kotota rakhe janina ... kintu je keu ekbakye shwikar korbe je meye mohole saubhik odwitiyo ... sada banglai lady killer ... don juaner sathe shahrukh khan mishiye tate james bond ar einstein er phoron dile je beroto, tar charishmao saubhiker kache noshyi .. tai o je ajibon i jhuri jhuri copper er gel peyeche ... aj-o peyei cholecche .. sheto swabhabik .. ta niye eto satkahoner karon ta ki?? ...

Taile goppota kholsha kori ..

Tokhon bodhoy 98 saler sesh dik ... charpashe sobai khub byasto ... samne kalantok higher secondary ... ar aro bhoyonkor joint entrance ...  karur i prai dom felbar somoi nei ... chotobelai "boro hoye ki hote chai ?" rochonai ke ki likhechilo janina .. kintu boyeshkale dekha gelo lokjoner ambition e beshi boichitro nei ... omolkanti style e surjo turjo to ccherei dilam ... pilot, deshneta, ainoggo, ouponyahik keu kissu hote chaina ...sobai hoi engineer hobe .. noi daktar hobe (ajkal din kal bodleche .. onekei boro hoye imran hasmi hote chai .. khubi ashar katha) ... besh byapar .. amrao shei dole jute gelam ... emnite amader ja gyan gommi tate beshi chap niye labh nei tato janai chilo ... phole mohajono goto so pontha .... sobai jokhon engineer hote chai tokhon amrao engineer hobo ... sobai ghamachi nashok powder hote chaile nirghat amra tai hobar chesta kortam .. gonotontrer joijoikar (3)  ... 

Eshob sob i bhalo chilo .. mushkil holo je engineer to hotei chailei to holona ... tar jonye hajar hajar jaigai porte jete hoi .. ekhane okhane porikkha dite hoi ... aro nanan dhyastamo kore nijeke churanto toiyar korte hoi joint namok mohatonker jonye ... tobei siddhilabher sombhabona ... sei chestai potapot nanan loker kache porte bhorti hoye gelam .. subhadeepta to utasho boshe brilliant na kisher ekta correspondence course porjonto niye fello ... tader kach theke rashi rashi boi eshe ghor dnai korlo ... tate osombhob dhulo jomlo ... makorshar chas holo ... aro koto ki ... kintu segulo khule dekhar somoi pelona ..  baki porte giyeo je amader ki oshim gyanarjon holo se katha ar pnachkan kore kaj nei ... labher modhye barir addagulo puroi mati ... saradin oto porte gele ki ar daba khelar somoi hoi ! ...  saubhiktao ei sujoge ashajawa komiye dilo ... .

Emnite porte jawagulo mondo chilona ... subhadeep porte jeto muloto premer roshod jogate .. ar ami khochramor dhandai ...

Subhadeeper premer byaparta khub i aschorjo .. churanto radha-bhab ... kale kale jonmale byata je namkora boishnob hoto kono sondehoi nei ... jeshob meyeder chokhe dekha jai .. tader preme to porchei .. aro utsaho jader dekha gelo na tader niye .. se ki sukkho prem !! ... kothay kon meye ki kathai jeno enchor diye bhat kheyeche bolechilo .. bas hoye gelo .. ei enchor uccharoner kaidai subhadeep eto mohit holo je bolar noi .. erpor hopta tinek shudhu enchor enchor jop ... kottheke shune elo je ekta meyer nam mohua moulik  ... arek dofa premer jowar ... ki odbhut bhalo nam .. ki mishti bolte ... hyano tyano ... khub bishwashi loke jemon porikkhar khatai "sree gurobe nomo" ki "saraswattoi nomonityong" lekhe .. subhadeep khatar kone kone pencil diye mohua moulik likhte shuru korlo .. premer jorei naki porikkha bhalo hobe ... kon meye bedana ronger jama porecchilo bole ek mash bedana khelo ... bus stope kake ekta dekhe bollo are ei meyetake follow kortei hobe ... ekdom russian rajkonyar moto dekhte  (ajibon behalai thaklo ... russian rajkonyader sathe kothai alap ishwor i janen) ... totkhonat ekta nam diye fello .. sovietski koutukov .. ghonta khanek e bus o bus ghure jokhon shei russian meyer tikitio dekha gelona ... tokhon koutuk ta ter pelam .. kintu subhadeep utsahito hole thamanor chesta osombhob ..  tai ebhabei somoi katto ... subhadeep kono meyer picchone .. ar ami subhadeeper picchone ... joint er jordar prostuti ... 

Amar byapar to agei likhechi ... bhogoban emon ekta chehara baniyechen je eishob premtemer batulota amake sporsho o korena ... kothao tin-charte meye dnariye ache dekhe subhadeep-saubhik ra sedike gele meyegulor mukh ujjol hoye othe .. ar tar porei jokhon pichon theke amar sreemukh ta dekha jai !!... ki r bolbo ... medical colleger bhitor diye college street e dhokar je short cut ta ache .. sekhane hnatle jemon durgondher chote ojantei mukh chokh  knuchke jai ... thik seirom effect .. ami tai parotpokkhe odhar maraina ... mone mone bhabi ke jeno likhechilo joubone kukkuri o sundor ... she byatake ekbar hate pele hoi ...

Premer bajare chap niye labh nei jene ami puro somoita khochramo kore katai ... ashepashe sob namkora bhalo chele-meye .. tader jwalaton kore je ki sukh  .. she bolar noi .. bhalo ra mote sondehobatik hoina.. phole tertao paina je tader bara bhate stonechip ke meshalo ... ar sotti bolte ei ekta bishoye amar khanik protibha chilo ... chotobelai kakur kache (kaku mane subhadeeper baba) khocchorer srenibibhag shikhechilam ... sadharonoto charte category ... khocchor, oti-khocchor, bere-khocchor ar tile-khocchor (tile ta bodhoy ghughu-r onusonge) ... aro ekdhoroner khocchor hoi ...  tobe sheta jake take bola jaina .. khochramir mohamohopadhyay type ... tader bole rabri khocchor (4).... seshomoyer lokjon amar kajkommo ja jane tatei bodhoy ami rabri khetab pabo .. purota janle  khanik golap jol ki kewra meshateo apotti korbena ...  

Jai hok .. eishob bhalo-monde din cholei jacchilo .. kintu amra saubhikke bhari miss kortam .. emni kono karon nei .. beshir bhag jaigatei saubhik amader sathei porte-torte jai .. tar baireo onek bhat hoi .. kintu barir shei addagulote ar saubhikke pawa jaina ... khub byasto kina .... tai sadharon goppogaccha holeo saubhik er churanto protibhar temon prokash odhorai thakchilo ...

Ekdin rattire bari firte firte ami ar subhadeep eishob i bolaboli korchilam ... saubhik ke ki kore utsahito kora jai ..  hotat subhadeep bollo "chol saubhiker bari jai" ... ami bollam "khasha .. kintu giye korbo ta ki? .. ei rat doshtar somoi toke miss korchilam bole barite hana dewata barabari hobena?" .. subhadeep bollo "dnara na kichhu ekta bhabi" .. bole khanik chinta-chinta mukh korlo .... tokhoni jani ki bhabbe .. subhadeep er karbar jante ki ar amar baki acche .. dekhlam ja bhebechi tai ...  khanikbade ektu gola khnakriye bollo ... "shon giye boli ... ekta darun dekhte meye hotat eshe tor phone number chailo" ...  ami bollam "tarpor" .. "tarpor dekha jabe" .. bas ... jemon bhaba temni kaj ... amra sotan saubhiker barir dike  ro-ona .. kukormer khetre amar ar subhadeep er emon ekta sundor bojhapora chilo je ar kichhu alochona korar dorkar porlona ...

Bell marte saubhik i dorja khullo ... saubhiker bari dhukei ekta boshar ghor chilo .. besh ghor .. ekta khat .. du-tinte chair .. ar sho khanek boi-er almari ... sekhanei boshlam ... ami i shuru korlam .. "ki korcho boloto  khoka .. bajare je ar dhore rakha jacchena.. choturdik jwaliye diccho to" .. saubhik ektu lajuk hashlo ..  bhabta "aha erom to hoye i thake" marka ... mukhe bollo .. "ki baje bokchish" ... kathata sesh hote dilamna .. "ami baje bokcchi !! tumi charpashe kisob kirti kore rakhbe je amra okaron frastu khabo ... abar ulte amakei boro gola!" ... erpor subhadeep dhore nilo ... "ore .. aj ki je holo .. ki r bolbo .. sobe onko porikkha diye berocchi ... samne dekhi ekta lomba moto phorsha meye .. ku sundor tana tana chokh .. badami chul ... ekta chhoto check kata skirt pora ... rajhogshi puro .. amar i dike ascche .. kache eshe bollo accha tumi ki subhadeep? .. ami to jai ar ki ... bollam hyan hyan ... meyeta bollo amar nam tina .. bole hatta bariye dilo " ei obdi boltei ami thamalam ... "ore tina noi tina noi .. ei je tor meye dekhlei sompurno bahyogyan lop pai ... bolechilo amar nam trina" ... subhadeep bolle "ja ja bokishna .. albat tina ... omon sundor chhoto skirt pora meyer nam trina hoi naki .. ar tui byata dosh hat dure chili .. tui ki kore shunli?" ... bole abar shuru korlo ... "handshake korlam .. ki sundor chnapakolir moto angul ... koto ki bhebe fellam  .. kintu kishe ki .. o bollo tumi ki saubhiker bondhu .. amar or phone numberta ektu dorkar ... tomar kacche achhe? .. joghonyo rag holo.. ki r boli  ... bollam ami saubhiker bondhu eta thik i ...  phone number o achhe .. kintu saubhikke na jiggesh kore to dite parbona ... tumi oke cheno ki kore? ... she dekhlam katha na bariye .. accha thik ache .. bole ulto dike ro-ona dilo ... ektu rag rag bhab  ... ami ki kori ki kori bhebe pichon theke bollam accha ami suabhik ke jiggesh kore tomai jodi janai .. taile hobe? ... porshudin to physics porikkha .. khanik egiye gechilo ... ghure ja ekkhana haslo na .. oho ...oho... oho.." ... tarpor ektu theme bollo "eibar bolo to bapu .. chokkorta ki ... ki kore beraccho? tina ke? tomar sathe ki byapar?" ... saubhik etokkhon kichhu boleni ... mon diye shunchilo ... eibar bollo .. "dekh  baje goppo dishna .. eirom kono meyeke ami chini tinina" ... ami bollam "huh .. suabhdeep er bornona r besh khaniktai jol sondeho nei .. kintu meyetake to ammo dekhecchi .. she to sotti .. chinina bollei holo?" .. saubhik bollo "are sotti i chinina"... ami bollam .. "she tui chinish ki na janina .. kintu toke je chene se to dekhai jacche ... ajkal meyeder chinteo hocchena !! tar agei flat kore dicchis!! ..jata to" ...

Saubhik dekhlam tokhono toshkaini ... ontoto bairer defense otut ... bollo ... "abar baje katha ... ekta borno o bishwash korina" ... eibar subhadeep onyo rup dhorlo ... uthe dnariye bollo "are dhur ... tui ki bishwash koris na koris oto janar amar dorkar nei .. saradin onek chap gecche ... ekhon eto ghyanghyan poshacchena ... ekta meye amar kache tor phone number cheyecche .. ami bolecchi toke jiggesh kore porshudin janabo ... na jiggesh kore jake take number debo na bhebe .. ekhon tui biswash korbi ki korbina ta bhabte bosh .. amai khali bole de phone number debo ki debona .. baki ja icche kor ... amar ghum pacche" ... amio "shei bhalo .. ebar tobe kati" marka mukh kore uthe porlam ... dujone prai dorja obdi pouche gecchi ... saubhik bollo "hmm ... ami mote biswash korina" .. ei obdi boltei subhadeep bollo "abaaaaaaaar"  .. saubhik khanik hal chhara golai  "accha chaichhe jokhon .. dis .. kicchu kaj thakte pare .. tina i nam? ki jani .. mone porchhena" .. amra tokhon prai rastai ... shunlam saubhik tokhono sesh koreni ... "jodio ami ektuo biswash korina" ...

Totokkhone ar amader ke pai ... amra honhoniye goli theke beriye eshe heshe lutopati ... 

Subhadeep to osombhob furti pelo .. "uff jata hoyecche .. puro khushi hoye gelam .. oshadharon oshadharon" eirom onekkhon bollo ... tarpor khanik sur kore .. "ordhek manobi tumi ordhek kolpona" ityadi auralo ... kintu amar tokhono puro mon bhoreni ... ami bollam ... "ordhek kolponata to thik i acche ... ordhek keno 95 bhag kolponar daitto saubhiker opore chere dewai jai ... kintu baki 5 bhager ekta concrete byabostha korte hobe ...  shudhu amader mukher katha saubhik bishwash korbena .. oto knacha chhele noi .. onyo keu bolle thik chilo .. kintu amra ki jinish o bhaloi jane .. risk nebena" ... subhadeep bollo .. "are na na .. seshe bollo je number diye dite ... jodi kono kaje lage" bolei abar khanik heshe goragori khelo ... ami bollam ..."ta thik .. tobu .. saubhik to saubhik i .. or jonye arektu kichu korte hobe ... noile jombe na" .. eibar subhadeep o khanik sombit e elo .. bollo "thik i ... taile ar ki kora jai?" ... ar ki-r planta totokkhone mathai eshei gecchilo .. bollam .. "dekh din koyek opekkha kori ... tarpor dhor jodi tina saubhikke phone kore .. tobe?" .. subhadeep ektu terchha chokhe chailo ... ami bollam "are dhor jodi tina phone kore ... ar tokhon saubhik bari na thake ... kaku/kakima/saubhiker dada jei dhorun .. tina khali bolbe ..

-- saubhik acche? ..
-- na saubhik to nei .. beriyeche .. kicchu bolte hobe ..
-- o nei (halka swash chhere) .. na na kicchu bolte hobena .. (erpore khanikta pause .. tarpore abar) ... bolben tina phone korecchilo ... pore kokhono phone korbo ...
-- thik ache .. bole debo ...

-- ekhon tobe rakhi ? .. 

bas erpor phone rekhe debe ... khela sesh" ...

Etokkhone subhadeep puro byaparta dhore felecche ... bollo "are eta to khasha .. kintu eigulo hobe ki kore?" ami bollam "aj ei obdi thak .. kal final kora jabe" .. tokhon egarota bajbo bajbo ...

Pordin byaparta paka kore fellam ... thik kora holo je .. aro ek-dudin bade tinar number pawar katha ... tarpore amra hopta khanek kicchu korbona ... songe songe phone korle bhalo dekhaina .. loke tinake hyangla bolbe ... tachhara mone hote pare je sotti kono kaj acche tai phone korecche .. eishob chap newa hobena ... din satek tina itostoto korbe .. bhabbe je phone korbe ki korbe na ... tarpor porer soptai budhbar shobhan babur kache porte jawa ... amra ar saubhik eki sathe porte jai ... sedin tina phone korbe .. ek to saubhik tokhon bari thakbena .. dui amra ar saubhik eksonge porar okhane thakbo .. phole amra je kichu kolkathi narcchina shetao swotoshiddho hobe ... jake bole neat planning (5) ...

Next kaj ekjon tina jotano ... subhadeep or bandhobider du-ekjoner katha bolchilo ... kintu seshob ami totkhonat nakoch kore dilam .. ek to tader 90 bhag saubhiker preme habudubu ... kokhon ki befnash korbe bola mushkil ... baki jona dui jara roilo .. tarao ei plan e ami acchi janle mote patta debena .. sutorang ...

Baki hate roilo didi ar pimpi (didi mane subhadeeper didi ar pimpi holo subhadeeper khurtuto bon .. dujonei ajonmo amader horek kukormer sathi) ...  didir sob i bhalo .. khub thanda matha .. kaj ta onyayashe utre dite pare .. somoshya ektai .. didi didi-i kina .. kokhon abar mone hoi je choto bhai ke  thokano ta bhalo hobena .. jodio amra hajarta case jani jekhane didir emonta mone hoini (ami nije bohu dofar bhuktobhugi) .. kintu bola to jaina .. tai bichar bibechona kore pimpikei thik kora holo ...

Amra pimpi ke deke somosto goppota bollam .. o to sompurno raji ...  ektai proshno korlo .. "dhoro jodi saubhik sedin porte na jai ... ar o-i phoneta dhore kimba je dhoreche she jodi oke deke dei ... taile ki hobe?" ... amra bollam "are taile to kono somoshyai nei ... saubhik thakle tui saubhiker sathe khanik bhat dibi .. bolbi je onekdin epara maracchona je .. kokhono eleo to paro .. ityadi hyanotyano nirbhejal bhat .. saubhik jodi na thake tobei planmafik tina rup nibi .. noile tui bangla pimpi" ... bas ar ki .. pimpi khasha toiri hoye gelo .. eibar sudhu ek hoptar opekkha ...

Kajer din byapar shyapar makhoner moto egolo .. porte jabar somoi majhesajhe amra saubhiker sathei jai ..  kintu sedin seshob mote korlamna .. pachhe kichhu sondeho kore .. kono kicchute jate amader achoron alada na hoi ... sedike purno nojor ... sobhan babur okhane giye dekhlam saubhik o hajir .. khasha byapar .. arekta chinta chilo je sobhanbabu ashen kina (mashe char din poranor thakle sobhanbabu niyom kore dudin asten .. baki dudin amra bhobanipurer golite cricket kheltam) .. jodi na ashen taile saubhik taratari kete porte pare .. oboshyo pimpir sathe setting chilo je amra beronor ghontakhaneker mathai o phoneta korbe ... behala theke ujjola cinema .. ek ghontar moddhe asha-jawa osombhob .. tobu chinta to hoi i ... seshob jhamela kichu holo na ... sobhanbabu elen .. amra ghonta dui nanan rokom chemical tananana shikhlam ... mone chapa ki holo ki holo uttejona .. kintu dekhe bojha kar sadhyi ...


Bari firei pimpike dhora holo .. ja shunlam nikhut kaj hoyecche .. kakima (mane saubhiker ma) phone dhorechilen ... janiyechen saubhik bari nei .. porte gecche .. pimpio sujog bujhe tinar goppota bole ... abar phone korbe janiye rekhe diyecche ... sob ekebare khape khape bosecche .. ekhon opekkha .. saubhiker theke kicchu ingit ashe kina ...

Ingit pawa gelo din dui bade ... abaro kothai ekta porte na ki korte gechilam .. nanan kathar majhe saubhik khub casually subhadeep ke jiggesh korlo .. "achha .. tui shei meyetkae phone number diyechili naki?" .. subhadeep prothome khanik ki byapar bujhte parcchina marka mukh korlo .. tarpor hotat jeno mone porecche bhab dekhiye bollo .. "Are hyan .. tina ke to ? debona keno? .. tui to bolli dite" .. tarpor ektu theme bollo .. "hu hu ki byapar ?.. phone korecchilo naki ? koto rongoi dekhaccho " .. saubhik bollo "are na na phone tone koreni .. emni i jiggesh korlam ..." .. tarpor saubhik ei bishoye ar katha baralona ... amra to noi i ...

Ferar pothe ami ar subhadeep thik korlam je ja hobar hoye gecche .. bakita saubhik nijodaitte bujhe nebe .. amader ar kono hat nei ... dujonei dujonke sabdhan kore dilam ... ghunakkhoreo jeno tinar goppo ar mukhe na ani .. e natoke amader part sesh .. eibar dorshokashon ... pimpikeo sheirom i janiye dewa holo ...

Erpor ar ki .. e goppota theke ami maya hoye gelam ... ek to opokormer byapare ami sompurno geeta onusari .. kajei monojog .. pholer asha-tashar batulotai ami nei  (6)... dwitiyoto ei somoi thekei saubhiker moddhe ekta kothin gender bias elo ... lokkho korlam je gopper bishoye saubhik ar amader mote patta deina ... meyerai muloto or srota (7) ... ar oparai to amar "no entry" sign .. pholei ...

Tobu subhadeeper doulote khanik khanik khobor kane asto ... byapar mondo egocchilona ... tinar sathe majhemajhe saubhik edik odik jai ... subhadeep or ar saubhik er common bandhobider marfot...  ar ami subhadeep er marfot khobor pai ... amra beshi ashao korina ar kono byapare kono ucchobachyo korina .. phole baki ghotona nijogotite chollo ...        

Aro mash dui periye elo copperer gel ... ki je khushi holam ki ar boli ... eddin ja kane ascchilo sob i ashaprodo .. kintu kemon jeno mon bhorano hocchilona ... oboshyo beshi utsaho dekhale mal kneche jai ei bhoi te suabhdeep kokhonoi eishob goppe paritcipate koreni ... tai oi ek-du tukro khoborei din katchilo .. copperer gel eshe seshob dukho ghuchiye dilo .. iyarki naki .. 300 taka dam !!

School theke ferar pothe subhadeep bollo "chol onek hoyecche .. ebar saubhikke dhori ... jiggesh kori byapar ta ki?" .. kintu ami mote raji holam na .. ek to amar kacche sob tin hat ferta goppo ... ta niye beshi ghnatiye ki iba labh? .. bisheshoto saubhiker samne osob dhyastamo der minit o tikbena.. dwitiyoto .. ei to besh .. amader manoshkonyake niye saubhik ghurcche, beracche, cinema jacche ... copper er gel pacche ... ei ki jothesto noi?  .. ja cholcche choluk .. aj copper er gel diyeche ... kal hoito rolexer hatghori debe ... oder sukher jibone kathi kore labh nei .. subhadeep o  mene  nilo ..

Ar ki .... amra onyo nanan dushkorme byasto hoye porlam .. tinar byapar ta monei roilona ...

Aro prai mash ashtek bader katha... HS, joint aro hob bibhishikagulo toddine sesh hoyecche .. saubhik presidencyte zoology porcche (swabhabik .. chotobela thekei or ja bacteria prem) ... kono ekta budhbar subhadeep ar ami kishob purono boi kinte college street gecchi ..  kine tine laker dhare chop khabo ki khabo na bhabcchi .. hotat subhadeeper kadhe ke ekta hat rakhlo ... ghure dekhi saubhik ...bollo "byapar ki ?.. ekhane ki korte?" .... amra bollam "amra to boi kinte .. tui?" ..  "ami to ekhanei saradin .. etai to amar dnera ekhon" ... tarpor bollo "dnara ek second .. aschi ekkhuni" .. bolei hapish ..

Minit pnachek bhyablar moto dnaranor pore dekhlam saubhik fircche .. pashe ekta meye .. lomba,  phorsha .. skirt porihita .. ektu kache aste dekhlam meyetar tana tana chokh ... chul ar chokher moni halka badami ... saubhik subhadeeper dike heshe bollo ... "chinte parcchis? "  tarpor meyetar dike fire bollo .. "subhadeepke to tui chinis bodhoi .. eta gabloo .. amar chotobelar bondhu"  ... meyeta mishti heshe handshake korte hat baralo ...

Dekhlam angulgulo khub sundor ... obikol chnapakolir moto ...

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Punoscho A :  Ei gopper somosto choritro o ghotona kalponik ... hotat rastai eder kauke kauke dekhte pele hoi apnar dosh .. noi she choritrer  .. amai bole labh nei ...

Punischo B : Lekhata bedhop boro holo ... kintu ekhon amar mon kharap .. tai porte icche korchhena .. phole katakuti kora gelo na .. tacchara apishe boshe baje katha likhe nijer sorbonash korchi ... chakrita gele to amar i jabe .. tai byang i likhi ar chhatai likhi .. kar tate ki?

Pher ekta chobi ... chobi dile lekhar popularity bare kina ..  etao art ... 

sokhi dhoro dhoro

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(1) sobar babai pratosmoroniyo .. kintu amar khetre byaparta literal chilo ..
(2) bola bahulyo ..  babar training-e chotobela thekei swonobhonger nidarun obhyesh ... boyeshkale seta kaje legecche ..
(3) daktar ta bad gechilo duto karone ... ek to khamokha manush mere labh nei .. ar dui biology boi duto boddoi mota
(4) aha banglar eishob omulyo gyan-nidhi .. eshob ki ar loke mone rakhbe ?
(5) aha seshob je ki sukher din .. cellphone nei .. caller id nei .. khuni-batpar-jocchor-sokher goenda sobar i suborno jug ..
(6) ek to bhalo opokomme totkhonat phol pawa jaina ... onek dhoirjo lage .. ar dui chotobela theke goenda goppo pore pore khub jani je khunira khuner spote fire fire ashe .. ar tatei topatop dhora pore .. osob sikkha amar mojjagoto, tai crime scene r dharpash maraina ..
(7) e byaparta kintu ekhono cholcche .. kodin age amar biyer somoi saubhik poulomike or jerusalem ar south africa bhromoner chittakorshok bornona diyecche .. kintu amai esob mote boleni .. keno re bapu? .. amaro to jommokommo katlo behalai ... amar ki mon hoina je south africar jongol ba gazar dewaler goppo shuni .. ar saubhiker mukhe shonar sathe second hand shonar kono tulona hoi !! ... khub onyai !.. somoi bujhe obhiman korbo